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Red Piller: Evil sluts not only want to have sex but actually want people not to hate them for it.

Men can also be sexy hamsters.
Men: Can also engage in hamstering

So the Red Pill subreddit, as you may recall, is a place for dudes to discuss the devious and possibly not altogether ethical or even consensual strategies they’ve come up with to … have sex with anyone they want. But their real goal is not just to have sex, but to control other people’s opinions and thoughts of them doing so. They want to silence all critics, and then even demand praise for their morally reprehensible or at least morally questionable actions.

Woah. It feels like my brain was just taken over for a second. Did I even write that? I don’t think I did. I swear I’ve read most of that paragraph before.

Oh wait.

NakedAndBehindYou 28 points 5 hours ago (33|5)  Feminists always say shit like "I wish I could have sex with anyone I want but I can't because patriarchy!!!"  When in reality, if they live in a first world country, they can already have sex with anyone they want. But their real goal is not just to have sex, but to control other people's opinions and thoughts of them doing so. They want to silence all critics, and then even demand praise for their morally reprehensible or at least morally questionable actions, in an effort to silence their own subconscious condemnation of themselves which results in painful self-inflicted guilt and shame.  That is all it really is: they are narcissistic and want to behave immorally, but cannot escape their own guilty consciences, so they try to block out the conscience via mental gymnastics AKA hamstering.

Oh yeah. That’s where it came from. I must have been possessed.

The Red Pill subreddit, where lying to women to get them into bed is perfectly acceptable but a woman having consensual sex is a reprehensible, narcissistic slattern with a gymnastic hamster for a brain.

NOTE: I found this quote through the always helpful Blue Pill subreddit.

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kittehserf
11 years ago

Only till he gets mad. Then his accent slips, as usual.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

I have to be thankful for folks like Brz who make me feel truly fortunate. Even when I’m living in a closet. At least I don’t get bitter and tell stories to people I dislike on the Internet.

Also, I thought the very DEFINITION of reactionary was attempting to revert to an old time and live in the past. And, uh, Brz, your thanking them for “making you” means you still believe they made you.

kittehserf
11 years ago

The amount of time Brzzzzzzzzzzz spends writing his Penthouse Forum letters, he’s probably a no-actionary.

Shiraz
Shiraz
11 years ago

Weird. This sentence appears in English, but not exactly.

” I just find the whole story ridicule and laughable and that it makes a pretty good case for my advocacy of full sluttying and if I pity myself, is for having waited so long before understanding that, as everything in these matters is conditional, the correct move is the sluttying.”

When you fuck up English on purpose, the message gets muddled, dumbass.

kittehserf
11 years ago

Not that Brz has any message except the same old, same old fear/dislike of women.

CassandraSays
11 years ago

Well , to be fair, “the fact that feminism exists makes me so angry that I have to post comments about my imaginary sex life on blogs where everyone thinks I’m a dumbass!” is a reaction. Not a very mature reaction, but a reaction nonetheless.

kittehserf
11 years ago

He’s not just a jerk, he’s a knee-jerk. 😉

kittehserf
11 years ago

I suppose that’s another reason he wanks here instead of just ringing for phone sex – not only too cheap, but he mangles his fauxFrench so badly he gets laughed at and the workers just hang up on him.

CassandraSays
11 years ago

He probably tries to use his fake accent to talk them into giving him a discount.

Shiraz
Shiraz
11 years ago

Oh, if you’re gonna fake a French accent, then do it like Peppy le Pew:

kittehserf
11 years ago

I’m hearing a really bad Peter Sellers wannabe with the worst-ever rejected Clouseau script here.

kittehserf
11 years ago

Brz is probably as popular as Pepe – just as creepy, but without the small saving grace of being a skunk.

Viscaria
Viscaria
11 years ago

Who reads this thread and thinks “Finally! The perfect occasion to tell stories about sex I used to have, to an audience of people who have made it extremely clear that they don’t like me. I’ll use language direct from some pretentious 90s movie about a rich post-college layabout trying to find out who he is and what it all means. That way I will sound like I am a profound, troubled thinker.”

kittehserf
11 years ago

“Finally! The perfect occasion to tell stories about sex I used pretended to have”

FTFY

CassandraSays
11 years ago

“If there’s one thing guaranteed to impress an audience of women who think you’re an idiot with no sense of boundaries and an overactive imagination, it’s random sex stories! Just you wait, now they’ll have to respect me.”

kittehserf
11 years ago

Brz really does seem to think he’s Pepe le Pew – so debonair, according to him, but just cartoonish and smelly to everyone else.

Shadow
Shadow
11 years ago

@kitteh

Brz is probably as popular as Pepe – just as creepy, but without the small saving grace of being a skunk.

That, and I don’t see him entertaining children. At best he’d be a naptime aid

kittehserf
11 years ago

Yeah, he’d bore them to sleep in no time.

Funny, I loved the Pepe cartoons when I was little. Now … ewww.

Shadow
Shadow
11 years ago

@kitteh

Yep, me too. Dave Chappelle said the same thing in one of his standups.

Arctic Ape
Arctic Ape
11 years ago

seraph – every time vagina dentata gets mentioned, my reaction is I WANT.

But, if you don’t like going to gynaecologist or dentist, imagine going to a vagina dentist.

CassandraSays
11 years ago

Hey, it would make it really easy to communicate your disapproval if they were showing a lack of appropriate gentleness and/or professionalism.

kittehserf
11 years ago

Just what I was going to say, Cassandra.

Dvärghundspossen
11 years ago

@leftwingfox I agree. Virginity for a woman is a precious commodity. While for men its something to get rid of quickly……

There are probably some cultural differences going on here, but where I grew up, the dominant norm was that a) there was something seriously fucking wrong with a girl who was, like, nineteen-twenty and a virgin, and b) you were a dirty horrible slut if you had sex with someone you didn’t truly, deeply love, and hadn’t dated for at least a month or so.

Yeah, that’s some pressure. (And obviously men were expected to push for sex all the time and women to be gatekeepers.)

Myself, I was a slut. But in my earlier teens I hung around a lot with baptists. Most of them believed that it’s better to stay virgin until you’re married (some people in the church thought differently and it was supposed to be everyone’s individual choice, but yeah, most people in the church had this idea that they wanted to be virgins when getting married and marry someone who was likewise a virgin). I actually thought that was much less oppressive than the mainstream norm, because a) at least there was some gender equality in the way the baptists regarded sex, and b) not the same damned if you do, damned if you don’t thing going on as with mainstream people who shockingly haven’t managed to find deep true love in their teens.

marci
11 years ago

Jeez I never realized how creepy ass those cartoons were. I bet if I showed them to my kid she would see it right away. I guess there’s some proof that progressive values are kicking in.