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Women are lying when they say they want more dicks on TV, Men’s Rights Redditors explain

Artist Louise Bourgeois also pretended to like dongs.
Artist Louise Bourgeois also pretended to like dongs.

So for some reason the fellas on the Men’s Rights subreddit are discussing an article by Australian newspaper columnist Clementine Ford in which she expresses her desire to see more dongs on television.

As she notes, there are plenty of boobs on display on HBO shows like Game of Thrones, yet “rarely are we treated to the visual smorgasbord of a well stocked meat platter. ” Ford is sick of it.  “So bring on the parade of wangs, willies and woodies!” she demands. “I’m fond of a wand and I’m not ashamed to say it.”

I’m not terribly familiar with the writings of Clementine Ford, but evidently she’s not big on subtlety.

Anyway, the fellas in the Men’s Rights subreddit aren’t having any of it. Nuh uh. They ain’t buying it, ladies! You may write columns about how you want more wang on TV. You may talk about it with your friends. You may have gigantic collections of peen pics hidden away on your hard drive.

But the MRAs of Reddit know better. It’s all some devious feminist ploy, as Steampunk_Moustache helpfully explains.

Steampunk_Moustache 1 point 5 hours ago (2|1)  It's rather funny seeing feminists pretend they want to see penises just so that they can make this (weak) argument, isn't it?  Women don't want to look at dicks. Women don't get turned on by the sight of dicks.  Do you know who gets turned on by the sight of dicks? Ironically, straight men.

Huh. That took an odd twist at the end there.

But it’s our old friend Giegerwasright who provides the real answer, in the form of a wall-o-mansplainin’ so giant that I had to shrink the text to even screencap it.

giegerwasright 27 points 10 hours ago (31|4)  OK, my negroes. I'm going to lay this out for you. Because the women in this article and the writer of this article... they aren't interested at all in the male form. Not a single bit. They're just being spoiled brat children (as usual) stomping their feet and nasally sneering "what about you! what about you!" They're just looking for something to whinge about and make demands of (as usual) that they never really have any interest in making use of.  How may women in visual arts profess an adoration for the male form? Can you name a single female visual artist who has expressed her passion for that male form through her art in a manner that is sublime? I can't. I can easily fine male visual artists who do so. Michelangelo's David is a pretty classic example. Everything by Caravaggio stands out quite beautifully. Mapplethorpe's photos of men show a passion for the male form, a passion that ultimately killed him, that I have never in my life seen expressed in a single woman's work. Never. Women don't appreciate or even like the male form very much. They like what it gets them.  You're just as likely to find men who express that adoration for the female form as you will the male. I'd start with Mona Lisa, but I find that painting to be rather reserved and dispassionate. Take a look at the work of John Singer Sargent. Picasso expressed adoration for the female form both in and out of his cubist works. Monet, Manet, Van Gogh, to Man Ray and Helmut Newton. On and on and on is a list of male artists with a visceral and obsessive adoration for the female form.  And female artists? What do they like? Nearly unilaterally, they seem to prefer the female form as well. They are not driven by the same compulsion for the opposite sex that so many male artists seem to experience. They just aren't interested. What did Frida Khalo paint? Herself. Georgia O'Keefe? her vagina. Cindy Sherman? More women. Even pop photographers are more interested in the female form. Look at the work of Bunny Yeager. Women as artists are only concerned with their own form.  The only interest that women have in the male form is it's utility and as fodder for humor. "tee hee! a penis! tee hee!". These women aren't requesting "cocks". They don't want "dicks". They aren't raging for "erections". They want "dongs". Fodder for jokes. Remember when Ensler came out with the Vagina Monologues? We all know it here. The play waxed poetic about the beauty and versimilitude of the female organ. What did men get that year? That year, the penis got "Puppetry of the Penis". A joke. A ridicule. A parlour trick. A fucking carnival act.  So, when women clench their fists and bawl with quivering lower lip "Why dere is no dongz on da tee vee!?!?" I have to respond "Because you don't fucking want them. That's why."

Huh.

So why exactly are women pretending to be interested in seeing more penises on television? So they can point at them and laugh?

Women are such an enigma, especially if you just assume that nothing they ever say is true and that it’s all part of some weird plot to screw with men’s heads.

(H/t to r/againstmensrights for pointing me to geigerwasright’s lovely comment.)

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Ally S
11 years ago

“Me not able to read and understand patriarchy’s definition on 101 feminism blogs because me have the staff of patriarchy between my legs which prevent me to challenge meuh privilege so I need some post-teenager daddy’s girl liberal student to enlighten me and teach me how to not rape women, how the earth revolves around the sun and stuff.”

Please be coherent, interesting and original. If you can’t understand basic mainstream feminist ideas, I think that’s the least you can do. I’m not asking for much!

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Brz, we’re full up on bullshit today, try again on the 5th of Nevuary, thanks.

Take your faux French with you.

Falconer
11 years ago

You’ve forgotten your french acent, Brz.

soccer blue!

chibigodzilla
chibigodzilla
11 years ago

soccer blue!

Moon dew!

Hyena Girl
11 years ago

I’m impressed that we’ve gotten to over 200 comments without this degenerating into lots and lots of pictures of attractive naked men. Wait, was that impressed or depressed?

cloudiah
11 years ago

I’m impressed that we’ve gotten to over 200 comments without this degenerating into lots and lots of pictures of attractive naked men.

Well, I AM at work. 😀

deniseeliza
deniseeliza
11 years ago

I can’t recall the name of a female artist who had painted or wrote an erotic depiction of a cock

Anne Rice is a specific name that springs to mind. You may have heard of her.

Female writers of erotica in general. Try browsing the internet. It is not at all hard to find.

deniseeliza
deniseeliza
11 years ago

All joking aside, there’s a real question here : does teh patriarchy try to hurt women’s by trying to force them to watch threatening dongles, depiction of dongles and even snow dongles or does teh patriarchy banned all depiction of penises and repressed women’s desire for seeing dicks in order to make them understand that a woman can’t be anything else than a Male Gaze’s slave?

Saying “all joking aside” and then phrasing your “real” question in a purposefully jokey and condescending manner doesn’t actually help us take you seriously.

But I’ll do it anyway, because I’m stupid.

There is a difference between ladies sitting down to watch a sexy TV show where there’s some penis, and a random dude sending her a picture of his penis.

The difference is context, and consent.

I watch HBO. I see a lot of naked ass on that channel, and hear a lot of “fuck”s. But at this moment, I am sitting in an office. I would not particularly enjoy someone walking by flaunting hir assets as yelling swear words.

This isn’t hypocrisy.

This applies to your question in the following way: unsolicited and random penises are gross, inappropriate, and at times, harassing. This is because they are unsolicited and/or incongruous. Penises in a show where everyone expects graphic nudity are fine, and considered explicitly sexy by some. The fact that some men believe women are lying when they say this is sexist.

Make sense?

katz
11 years ago

I’m impressed that we’ve gotten to over 200 comments without this degenerating into lots and lots of pictures of attractive naked men.

It’s not for lack of trying on my part.

yaoi huntress earth
yaoi huntress earth
11 years ago

@katz: Or for more fun, have them read Teahouse: http://teahousecomic.com/comic/?id=150

BTW, I enjoy Artifice and Y-Gallery as well.

katz
11 years ago

Oh yeah, Teahouse is great! But you have to actually keep track of who people are. Artifice is much simpler that way.

entropistanon
11 years ago

@Brz: Nothing says “I don’t understand patriarchy” quite like taking every strawman of the concept and putting them in one disheveled run-on sentence.

Howard Bannister
11 years ago

Okay, wait, can we back up to the OP for a minute?

Why ARE straight men the ones most turned on by seeing penises?

Anybody?

La Strega
11 years ago

@ Howard Bannister (above)

I think we’re often turned on by things that also give us a lot of anxiety.

kittehserf
11 years ago

I’m impressed that we’ve gotten to over 200 comments without this degenerating into lots and lots of pictures of attractive naked men. Wait, was that impressed or depressed?

I can’t help with the full-frontal (you would not believe how difficult it is to find full-frontal male pics that aren’t porn, or body-builder types, or just do. not. want. gross) but here’s someone who fits the bill (well, for me).

🙂

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
11 years ago

@Howard:

I explored the thread a little. Apparently the dude’s basing it off of this salon article about a book, which states that both gay and straight men search for penises when looking for porn (and implies large penises are more attractive to both). I… don’t really know what to make of it.

It also states pretty explicitely that men search for porn, while women prefer erotic fan fiction.

There’s such a wealth of oddity behind such a bold statement.

kittehserf
11 years ago

“Oddity” is an understatement.

YoullNeverGuess
YoullNeverGuess
11 years ago

I think this just goes to show that feminists are finally doing something for men. Men could never get something on TV that catered to their own tastes. We are using the feminine imperative to demand something we don’t really want, and they do. You’re welcome, men.

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
11 years ago

@YoullNeverGuess:

You should bring this up next time you get into a debate with an MRA.

“If feminism is for equality, then what are they doing to help the problems men face?”

“Don’t worry, feminists are actively lobbying for their to be more nude dicks in media.”

“I… wait, what?”

“You’re welcome. :)”

myeyestheyburn
myeyestheyburn
11 years ago

Brz seems very, very familiar. Wonder if they found their way here from a certain university-based facebook group.

Also, ever thought that women sexualizing men’s bodies in art is a thing that isn’t as widely publicized as men sexualizing women’s bodies? I recall a great forum post I found somewhere where a series of pictures that were made with the intention of sexualizing men’s bodies for the heterosexual female (using popular comic and video game characters) were posted without context, and the reactions to them. I’d go so far as to say it is taboo in many places. It may not be as easy to get the publicity and funding for art series glorifying penises, and I get the feeling that has little to do with “teh evil feminists oppressing mai peen”. I paint nudes, but not necessarily in erotic contexts. I’ve painted a lot of penises. I find them beautiful in their own way, since each is different, like with vulvas. And they are certainly sexy in the right context. But the fact that I like them doesn’t mean I want to see them all the time and certainly doesn’t mean I want to see yours. If I want to see your penis, trust me, I’ll let you know.

Game of Thrones could use more sexy full frontal male nudity, imho. Sexy being the key word (certain unsexy and terrifying scenarios from season three come to mind – I wouldn’t want to see that happen to anyone).

Anyway, you don’t have to try hard to find women sexualizing men and describing penises in detail in erotica on the internet. Try typing in various male characters from literature and television into deviantart or fanfiction.net. They aren’t something I’d call “high art”, but these things aren’t created by women with the intention of making penises seem ugly.

drst
drst
11 years ago

I watched the first season of GoT and did not like it enough to continue, largely because of the “you know what this needs? MOAR RAPE!” attitude of the producers, and the constant invasion of naked female bodies in any scene they could possibly be put regardless of necessity.

And somewhere around episode 4 or 5, I remember there was suddenly one brief shot of a male full frontal naked. I burst out laughing not at the guy’s penis but because it seemed rather obvious that someone at HBO watched the first couple of episodes and went “Uh-oh. We’ve got a lot of naked chicks and no naked dudes, it’s gonna look lopsided. Quick, get one of the guys naked! But not one of the ones we recognize or who is a major figure in the story, because that’s just gross.”

Lili Fugit
Lili Fugit
11 years ago

These guys really hate themselves. They hate themselves so much that when a woman heartily assures them that YES WE WOULD LIKE TO ADMIRE ALL THE MANY VARIETIES OF PEEN OUT THERE, they just can’t wrap their tiny minds around the concept, and that is so friggin sad.

Also, if I had a nickle for every time a female writer, which is a kind of artist, has lovingly described in great detail various and sundry penii, christ, I’d have a crap ton of nickles. If I had a nickle for every time I’VE done it, I could consider myself a paid writer. So…

Yeah. So sad.

kittehserf
11 years ago

Lili Fugit (cool nym!) – me too. Gods, the screeds of gay lovemaking scenes with peens I’ve written …

Orion Anderson
Orion Anderson
11 years ago

I’m guessing that straight men are only around by erect penises, and that it’s pretty much straight-up classical conditioning. Seeing erections makes you think about erections, thinking about erections gives rise to erections, and away you go. Certainly “big dick” porn is a recognized category, and it’s not made for a female audience.

Or think of it like action movies. There’s the vicarious thrill of participating in a fictional character’s surpassing manliness.

Zombie Marie
Zombie Marie
11 years ago

@howard bannister

Why ARE straight men the ones most turned on by seeing penises?

Anybody?

Okay, little disclaimer here because I am 100% talking out my ass here since I don’t really know anything about this and am also not a straight man, but my guess would be socialization? Or if seeing penis is like a signal that sexytimes will commence? Idk but like I said I’m talking out my ass.

@kirbywarp

“If feminism is for equality, then what are they doing to help the problems men face?”

“Don’t worry, feminists are actively lobbying for their to be more nude dicks in media.”

“I… wait, what?”

“You’re welcome. 🙂 ”

Oh shit I”m so glad I wasn’t drinking anything XD

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