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Women are lying when they say they want more dicks on TV, Men’s Rights Redditors explain

Artist Louise Bourgeois also pretended to like dongs.
Artist Louise Bourgeois also pretended to like dongs.

So for some reason the fellas on the Men’s Rights subreddit are discussing an article by Australian newspaper columnist Clementine Ford in which she expresses her desire to see more dongs on television.

As she notes, there are plenty of boobs on display on HBO shows like Game of Thrones, yet “rarely are we treated to the visual smorgasbord of a well stocked meat platter. ” Ford is sick of it.  “So bring on the parade of wangs, willies and woodies!” she demands. “I’m fond of a wand and I’m not ashamed to say it.”

I’m not terribly familiar with the writings of Clementine Ford, but evidently she’s not big on subtlety.

Anyway, the fellas in the Men’s Rights subreddit aren’t having any of it. Nuh uh. They ain’t buying it, ladies! You may write columns about how you want more wang on TV. You may talk about it with your friends. You may have gigantic collections of peen pics hidden away on your hard drive.

But the MRAs of Reddit know better. It’s all some devious feminist ploy, as Steampunk_Moustache helpfully explains.

Steampunk_Moustache 1 point 5 hours ago (2|1)  It's rather funny seeing feminists pretend they want to see penises just so that they can make this (weak) argument, isn't it?  Women don't want to look at dicks. Women don't get turned on by the sight of dicks.  Do you know who gets turned on by the sight of dicks? Ironically, straight men.

Huh. That took an odd twist at the end there.

But it’s our old friend Giegerwasright who provides the real answer, in the form of a wall-o-mansplainin’ so giant that I had to shrink the text to even screencap it.

giegerwasright 27 points 10 hours ago (31|4)  OK, my negroes. I'm going to lay this out for you. Because the women in this article and the writer of this article... they aren't interested at all in the male form. Not a single bit. They're just being spoiled brat children (as usual) stomping their feet and nasally sneering "what about you! what about you!" They're just looking for something to whinge about and make demands of (as usual) that they never really have any interest in making use of.  How may women in visual arts profess an adoration for the male form? Can you name a single female visual artist who has expressed her passion for that male form through her art in a manner that is sublime? I can't. I can easily fine male visual artists who do so. Michelangelo's David is a pretty classic example. Everything by Caravaggio stands out quite beautifully. Mapplethorpe's photos of men show a passion for the male form, a passion that ultimately killed him, that I have never in my life seen expressed in a single woman's work. Never. Women don't appreciate or even like the male form very much. They like what it gets them.  You're just as likely to find men who express that adoration for the female form as you will the male. I'd start with Mona Lisa, but I find that painting to be rather reserved and dispassionate. Take a look at the work of John Singer Sargent. Picasso expressed adoration for the female form both in and out of his cubist works. Monet, Manet, Van Gogh, to Man Ray and Helmut Newton. On and on and on is a list of male artists with a visceral and obsessive adoration for the female form.  And female artists? What do they like? Nearly unilaterally, they seem to prefer the female form as well. They are not driven by the same compulsion for the opposite sex that so many male artists seem to experience. They just aren't interested. What did Frida Khalo paint? Herself. Georgia O'Keefe? her vagina. Cindy Sherman? More women. Even pop photographers are more interested in the female form. Look at the work of Bunny Yeager. Women as artists are only concerned with their own form.  The only interest that women have in the male form is it's utility and as fodder for humor. "tee hee! a penis! tee hee!". These women aren't requesting "cocks". They don't want "dicks". They aren't raging for "erections". They want "dongs". Fodder for jokes. Remember when Ensler came out with the Vagina Monologues? We all know it here. The play waxed poetic about the beauty and versimilitude of the female organ. What did men get that year? That year, the penis got "Puppetry of the Penis". A joke. A ridicule. A parlour trick. A fucking carnival act.  So, when women clench their fists and bawl with quivering lower lip "Why dere is no dongz on da tee vee!?!?" I have to respond "Because you don't fucking want them. That's why."

Huh.

So why exactly are women pretending to be interested in seeing more penises on television? So they can point at them and laugh?

Women are such an enigma, especially if you just assume that nothing they ever say is true and that it’s all part of some weird plot to screw with men’s heads.

(H/t to r/againstmensrights for pointing me to geigerwasright’s lovely comment.)

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Michael Søndberg Olsen

“Breasts vs. Penises”, NEXT on the SYFY channel!

katz
11 years ago

I was thinking that I’m not into penises, then I remember the most explicit image of a man I have seen is the guy on the Abercombie and Fitch bags so I actually have no idea if I do or not.

I’m sure we could direct you to some if you liked. (This thread is bound to devolve into pictures of naked men sooner or later.)

Good
Good
11 years ago

Son, complaining about the site that quotes an article instead debating the info is a straw man tactic.

deniseeliza
deniseeliza
11 years ago

And just to be clear, Good, the people in the OP say things like,

OK, my negroes. I’m going to lay this out for you. Because the women in this article and the writer of this article… they aren’t interested at all in the male form. Not a single bit. They’re just being spoiled brat children

They are straight up saying that this woman who claims to want to see dick is lying. He has no evidence about this particular woman, he just goes on to explain that no women have ever expressed sincere interest in the male form. He is saying that literally no woman is telling the truth when she says she likes to look at dick.

And then you come in claiming that you have studies that seem “to support what the subreddit guys are saying.”

These studies DO NOT support the assertion that literally every single woman who claims to like dick is a liar. They lend possible support to the assertion that naked men outside of a sexual context are less arousing than any configuration of humans, men included, actually fucking. Less arousing is not the same as not at all arousing. For that to be true, the arousal level of every single woman in that study would be ZERO when looking at a naked man. The articles you linked do not suggest that every single woman was not at all in any way shape or form aroused by naked men.

Therefore your articles do not at all support the assertion of the redditors that literally every single woman in the entire world thinks dick is completely unsexy.

So shut the fuck up.

cloudiah
cloudiah
11 years ago

I’m actually glad Good is here. He is so boring, it is motivating me to finish the last of my employees’ work plans & evaluations by powering through them while I eat lunch.

(Did he just call someone here “Son?” Seriously?)

Marie
Marie
11 years ago

@katz

I’m sure we could direct you to some if you liked. (This thread is bound to devolve into pictures of naked men sooner or later.)

Nuts, I’ll feel all left out XD Though I do have my own (boring?) story about when I first saw a picture of a penis. It looked different than I’d been lead to believe…

Good
Good
11 years ago

Deniseeliza, do you always believe that any stated group dynamic or common practice is a statement about every single individual?

Michael Søndberg Olsen

“Son, complaining about the site that quotes an article instead debating the info is a straw man tactic.”

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!!!!

Marie
Marie
11 years ago

@Good, do you always manage to deny when people are making a generalizing statement about a large group of people?

Chie Satonaka
Chie Satonaka
11 years ago

I stated that they are not sex organs and was told point blank that I was “wrong”. Breasts and penises are not comparable.

Wrong again, bud. You’re the one trying to frame it as a “sex organ” issue.

And all of those HBO shows listed on the video are showing full frontal female nudity, not just tits.

Howard Bannister
11 years ago

THAT’S AD HOMINEM NOT STRAW MAN FUCK AND IT’S NOT A REAL AD HOMINEM AAAAAAA

Falconer
Falconer
11 years ago

Son, complaining about the site that quotes an article instead debating the info is a straw man tactic.

No, it isn’t. It isn’t even a poisoning-the-well fallacy, because it’s the Daily Fucking Fail. I’m surprised it didn’t tell us how sexual arousal has been banned by Elf ‘n’ Safe Tea, or how breasts will cause/prevent [strike whichever is appropriate] cancer.

Marie
Marie
11 years ago

@Michael Søndberg Olsen

“Son, complaining about the site that quotes an article instead debating the info is a straw man tactic.”

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!!!!

I’m not sure where you’re going with this but I am sure I like it 😀 Seems so much funner to debate Good this way XD

Howard Bannister
11 years ago

It looked different than I’d been lead to believe…

This sounds like one of those stories that’s either hilarious or awful. Or maybe both.

Falconer
Falconer
11 years ago

Dammit, ninja’ed. And I was so proud of the Elf ‘n’ Safe Tea crack. 🙁

chibigodzilla
chibigodzilla
11 years ago

I stated that they are not sex organs and was told point blank that I was “wrong”. Breasts and penises are not comparable.

No, you stated that breasts and penises are not comparable, and were told that you were wrong.

complaining about the site that quotes an article instead debating the info is a straw man tactic.

No, a strawman is “creat[ing] the illusion of having refuted a proposition by replacing it with a superficially similar yet unequivalent proposition”

Marie
Marie
11 years ago

@howard bannister

Now my story will never live up to it’s hype…

Howard Bannister
11 years ago

Now my story will never live up to it’s hype…

Just like all penis stories.

Howard Bannister
11 years ago

Just like all penis stories.

Catfish
Catfish
11 years ago

What kind of an adult woman – or any mature human being for that matter, giggles like a little child when a penis appears on screen? Or anywhere.
Maybe it’s a cultural thing.

I’ve seen plenty of dongs on TV, and I certainly wouldn’t mind more nudity. I’d just like it to be non-sexualized. Sexual stuff is ok too, as long as it makes sense in the context of the scene (not just blatant fanservice). Also, a little less focus on the importance of PIV would be nice…

Actually, one thing that I absolutely loathe seeing anywhere is people kissing.
The sounds alone make me nauseous, let alone watching a close up of two people in a liplock.

People like different things. If someone says looking at dicks makes them hot, I see no reason not to believe it.

gelar
gelar
11 years ago

My favourite part of all of this is Louise Bourgeois’ expression.

PJ
PJ
11 years ago

Good

You are saying that women aren’t interested in the male form – the study you linked to shows that women have been socialized this way, it also says “if they saw the male body more often they would be more comfortable in their role as the viewer here.”

Explain why “because they can see this, I should be able to see that” is not acceptable.
Why shouldn’t women “be more comfortable in their role as the viewer”?

Karalora
Karalora
11 years ago

Why Naked Male Chests on TV Are Not Comparable to Naked Female Breasts on TV
by Karalora

Female breasts are sexualized in our culture. Naked female breasts on TV are used to signal SEXYTIMES in the story. If a man is involved in the SEXYTIMES they will usually show his naked chest too…but since naked male chests also appear in many non-SEXYTIMES contexts on TV, it’s not the automatic SEXYTIMES signal that naked female breasts are.

Women are pretty smart and can usually figure out from other clues whether a naked male chest indicates SEXYTIMES in the story or something else, but it would still be nice for us to have an automatic SEXYTIMES indicator that was meant for our gaze.

Catfish
Catfish
11 years ago

@PJ; Word.

Marie
Marie
11 years ago

@Catfish

Actually, one thing that I absolutely loathe seeing anywhere is people kissing.
The sounds alone make me nauseous, let alone watching a close up of two people in a liplock.

The sound makes me nauseous too, as well as the sound of chewing. I don’t mind the visuals though.