So for some reason the fellas on the Men’s Rights subreddit are discussing an article by Australian newspaper columnist Clementine Ford in which she expresses her desire to see more dongs on television.
As she notes, there are plenty of boobs on display on HBO shows like Game of Thrones, yet “rarely are we treated to the visual smorgasbord of a well stocked meat platter. ” Ford is sick of it. “So bring on the parade of wangs, willies and woodies!” she demands. “I’m fond of a wand and I’m not ashamed to say it.”
I’m not terribly familiar with the writings of Clementine Ford, but evidently she’s not big on subtlety.
Anyway, the fellas in the Men’s Rights subreddit aren’t having any of it. Nuh uh. They ain’t buying it, ladies! You may write columns about how you want more wang on TV. You may talk about it with your friends. You may have gigantic collections of peen pics hidden away on your hard drive.
But the MRAs of Reddit know better. It’s all some devious feminist ploy, as Steampunk_Moustache helpfully explains.
Huh. That took an odd twist at the end there.
But it’s our old friend Giegerwasright who provides the real answer, in the form of a wall-o-mansplainin’ so giant that I had to shrink the text to even screencap it.
Huh.
So why exactly are women pretending to be interested in seeing more penises on television? So they can point at them and laugh?
Women are such an enigma, especially if you just assume that nothing they ever say is true and that it’s all part of some weird plot to screw with men’s heads.
(H/t to r/againstmensrights for pointing me to geigerwasright’s lovely comment.)
@brz
bored now.
Torture. Can. Be. Justified.
Feminists. Are. Combatants.
You know what Brz, go shove your foot up your ass sideways, you’re defending a guy who thinks feminists are fair game to be killed and that torture can be justified. You’re morality is beyond broken if you think this Ashwipe sounds anything like pecunium. And don’t try claiming you meant they sound alike stylistically because, unlike Ashwipe, pecunium actually listens to opposing views, and, oh yeah, GIVES A SHIT ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.
Just not you.
Gee, Brz, you sound grumpy today. But somehow, I’m not surprised you defend Asher, who claimed that science was philosophy. Why don’t you go have a cup of warm milk and hit the sack.
I have no idea what FauxFrench gets out of coming here. I wonder if he ignores the boundaries of others like this offline. Most people, after a year of being told to go away, would actually…go away.
But then the feminists would win!
Let’s see how pleasant those neo-Nazis are towards people who admit to being Jewish or leftist or gay or whatever. . . if you’re finding neo-Nazis more agreeable than feminists, it could be because you agree with them more.
I’m a heterosexual male and I’m completely turned off by the sight of penises. Female pudenda I just barely tolerate. One is like a horrible alien parasite that’s stuck on to someone’s groin, the other looks like the result of an operation where the surgeon forgot to suture the incision afterwards. I’ve never understood why any straight men would like looking at other men’s privates, or close-ups of a woman’s privates. It should be obvious to any right-thinking person that the only thing that’s erotic is two or more svelte nymphs making tender, passionate love to each other. Also, there should be spanking.
Wow… I’m emotionless.
And Rosy Grier needs a tan.
About as emotionless as a crocodile singing happy birthday in Russian 🙂
Send me the name of that croc btw, my brother recognized the concept but forget the thing’s name and was curious. Thanks
Crocodile Zhenya.
As always, you’re awesome, thanks 🙂 (and now I have to text my fucking brother because he’s asleep and never checks his damn email and will toss a note without reading it if it even gets to him, I love this house some days >.< )
I ignore boundaries of others “like this” offline and it’s not a problem because I almost never encounter people like you irl.
The only time someone reacted negatively because I “crossed a boundary” was a few years back. I was drunk in the streets coming back from a party with a female friend of mine and a girl who’s a friend of a friend, I was not the only one to be drunk but I was drunk enough to not be able to walk by myself and while they were almost carrying me to make me walk, I had the irrepressible desire to sing Fayrouz songs very loudly. The friend of the friend told me to stop singing fayrouz songs, I didn’t, she slapped me, that made me laugh, I kept singing Fayrouz songs and she didn’t slap me again, she was seeming somehow scared that if she had done it another time, it maybe wouldn’t make me laugh again.
I saw her a few days later at another party, I hadn’t really talked to her before, so it’s only at this moment that I realized that the girl was a really annoying bitch: not only she’s never apologized for the slap, but she considered that she had the prerogative to interrupt me abruptly when I speak whenever I said something which doesn’t fit with her (leftist) opinions and yell at me. I realized at this moment that she slapped me because I was singing the same way that she interrupted me when I was saying something she disagreed with, because she thought that men are here to behave as she pleases and that men who doesn’t behave as she pleases must behave as she pleases must be punished.
The next time something similar happened to me was when Hellkell told me to “fuck off” for the first time and since then, the mental image I have of most of you is this frustrated feminist girl who slapped my one night that I was drunk : full of resentment, vicious and finally just cowardly.
You’re certainly less dangerous than the neo-nazis, but you’re surely more despicable in another way because if you’re not more dangerous, it is only because you have no courage, no sense of honor and that the only thing you can do is lie, spread rumors and attack the ones who won’t respond.
Being banned must have really stuck in his craw.
Oh Brz, that’s just funny. One woman slapped you and was rude and generally miserable to be around, so all feminists must be like her. By that standard all men are gaslighting narcissistic pedophilic rapists who’ll threaten to kill their partner, cuz I’ve known some men who, combined, fit that (actually, if you want to call all pedophilia rape, I have one ex who fits that)
Pecunium, please add him to yesterday’s email about people who will never even manage to think of having the honor you do (I am seriously impressed by that, and you know what I mean and that’s really all I care about)
Er, the antecedent to him was supposed to be Brz, but add that ex too.
I find it very amusing that someone who admits to having poor interpersonal boundaries has the gall to tell other people they have no courage, but gets huffy when other people assert boundaries.
You are petulantly haunting threads where no one wants you and calling other people resentful?
Projection, thy name is Brz.
*or not banned
Think I’m mixing up trolls again.
Argenti: Also recall that until he came to the states, had to deal with all those people speaking that awful language; not recognising his pasport, and being generally not french enough for his algerian ass, he was just a regular dude.
But all that made him cranky. After that he came to manboobz, and encountered Amanda Marcotte: that’s what made him a reactionary (and a mind reader, did you notice how being slapped made him aware of the secret inner motivations of that feminist harpy-coward?. It was a really cool story).
gelar — he got temp modded for a bit, but not banned.
Oh I just assume he’s lying about everything, it’s easier. But after yesterday I couldn’t just ignore either his barb about our honor nor that shit about Asher.
I’m not sure he isn’t a troll by your standards.
Argenti- Yes, I’m confusing the FEMEN video with someone who was banned over another video.
The barb about Asher was him trying to goad me. It was lame too, since he’d spent so much effort praising him to the skies. It’s a strange sort of insult to compare someone to someone you have said good things about.
Lol, touché (oh no, French!!)
The sillies have set in, I consider this an improvement.
In America, you can just hire a dominatrix.
Aww damnit, that means he was trying to piss us off with the comparison and I took the bait. Whatever, my hatred of Asher is entirely worth Brz finding it funny.
Either that or he actually thought we’re view you as we do Asher and *dies laughing*