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Women are lying when they say they want more dicks on TV, Men’s Rights Redditors explain

Artist Louise Bourgeois also pretended to like dongs.
Artist Louise Bourgeois also pretended to like dongs.

So for some reason the fellas on the Men’s Rights subreddit are discussing an article by Australian newspaper columnist Clementine Ford in which she expresses her desire to see more dongs on television.

As she notes, there are plenty of boobs on display on HBO shows like Game of Thrones, yet “rarely are we treated to the visual smorgasbord of a well stocked meat platter. ” Ford is sick of it.  “So bring on the parade of wangs, willies and woodies!” she demands. “I’m fond of a wand and I’m not ashamed to say it.”

I’m not terribly familiar with the writings of Clementine Ford, but evidently she’s not big on subtlety.

Anyway, the fellas in the Men’s Rights subreddit aren’t having any of it. Nuh uh. They ain’t buying it, ladies! You may write columns about how you want more wang on TV. You may talk about it with your friends. You may have gigantic collections of peen pics hidden away on your hard drive.

But the MRAs of Reddit know better. It’s all some devious feminist ploy, as Steampunk_Moustache helpfully explains.

Steampunk_Moustache 1 point 5 hours ago (2|1)  It's rather funny seeing feminists pretend they want to see penises just so that they can make this (weak) argument, isn't it?  Women don't want to look at dicks. Women don't get turned on by the sight of dicks.  Do you know who gets turned on by the sight of dicks? Ironically, straight men.

Huh. That took an odd twist at the end there.

But it’s our old friend Giegerwasright who provides the real answer, in the form of a wall-o-mansplainin’ so giant that I had to shrink the text to even screencap it.

giegerwasright 27 points 10 hours ago (31|4)  OK, my negroes. I'm going to lay this out for you. Because the women in this article and the writer of this article... they aren't interested at all in the male form. Not a single bit. They're just being spoiled brat children (as usual) stomping their feet and nasally sneering "what about you! what about you!" They're just looking for something to whinge about and make demands of (as usual) that they never really have any interest in making use of.  How may women in visual arts profess an adoration for the male form? Can you name a single female visual artist who has expressed her passion for that male form through her art in a manner that is sublime? I can't. I can easily fine male visual artists who do so. Michelangelo's David is a pretty classic example. Everything by Caravaggio stands out quite beautifully. Mapplethorpe's photos of men show a passion for the male form, a passion that ultimately killed him, that I have never in my life seen expressed in a single woman's work. Never. Women don't appreciate or even like the male form very much. They like what it gets them.  You're just as likely to find men who express that adoration for the female form as you will the male. I'd start with Mona Lisa, but I find that painting to be rather reserved and dispassionate. Take a look at the work of John Singer Sargent. Picasso expressed adoration for the female form both in and out of his cubist works. Monet, Manet, Van Gogh, to Man Ray and Helmut Newton. On and on and on is a list of male artists with a visceral and obsessive adoration for the female form.  And female artists? What do they like? Nearly unilaterally, they seem to prefer the female form as well. They are not driven by the same compulsion for the opposite sex that so many male artists seem to experience. They just aren't interested. What did Frida Khalo paint? Herself. Georgia O'Keefe? her vagina. Cindy Sherman? More women. Even pop photographers are more interested in the female form. Look at the work of Bunny Yeager. Women as artists are only concerned with their own form.  The only interest that women have in the male form is it's utility and as fodder for humor. "tee hee! a penis! tee hee!". These women aren't requesting "cocks". They don't want "dicks". They aren't raging for "erections". They want "dongs". Fodder for jokes. Remember when Ensler came out with the Vagina Monologues? We all know it here. The play waxed poetic about the beauty and versimilitude of the female organ. What did men get that year? That year, the penis got "Puppetry of the Penis". A joke. A ridicule. A parlour trick. A fucking carnival act.  So, when women clench their fists and bawl with quivering lower lip "Why dere is no dongz on da tee vee!?!?" I have to respond "Because you don't fucking want them. That's why."

Huh.

So why exactly are women pretending to be interested in seeing more penises on television? So they can point at them and laugh?

Women are such an enigma, especially if you just assume that nothing they ever say is true and that it’s all part of some weird plot to screw with men’s heads.

(H/t to r/againstmensrights for pointing me to geigerwasright’s lovely comment.)

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Marie
Marie
11 years ago

@brz

bored now.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Torture. Can. Be. Justified.
Feminists. Are. Combatants.

You know what Brz, go shove your foot up your ass sideways, you’re defending a guy who thinks feminists are fair game to be killed and that torture can be justified. You’re morality is beyond broken if you think this Ashwipe sounds anything like pecunium. And don’t try claiming you meant they sound alike stylistically because, unlike Ashwipe, pecunium actually listens to opposing views, and, oh yeah, GIVES A SHIT ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

Just not you.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

Gee, Brz, you sound grumpy today. But somehow, I’m not surprised you defend Asher, who claimed that science was philosophy. Why don’t you go have a cup of warm milk and hit the sack.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

I have no idea what FauxFrench gets out of coming here. I wonder if he ignores the boundaries of others like this offline. Most people, after a year of being told to go away, would actually…go away.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

But then the feminists would win!

lowquacks
lowquacks
11 years ago

Let’s see how pleasant those neo-Nazis are towards people who admit to being Jewish or leftist or gay or whatever. . . if you’re finding neo-Nazis more agreeable than feminists, it could be because you agree with them more.

markb
markb
11 years ago

I’m a heterosexual male and I’m completely turned off by the sight of penises. Female pudenda I just barely tolerate. One is like a horrible alien parasite that’s stuck on to someone’s groin, the other looks like the result of an operation where the surgeon forgot to suture the incision afterwards. I’ve never understood why any straight men would like looking at other men’s privates, or close-ups of a woman’s privates. It should be obvious to any right-thinking person that the only thing that’s erotic is two or more svelte nymphs making tender, passionate love to each other. Also, there should be spanking.

pecunium
11 years ago

Wow… I’m emotionless.

And Rosy Grier needs a tan.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

About as emotionless as a crocodile singing happy birthday in Russian 🙂

Send me the name of that croc btw, my brother recognized the concept but forget the thing’s name and was curious. Thanks

pecunium
11 years ago

Crocodile Zhenya.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

As always, you’re awesome, thanks 🙂 (and now I have to text my fucking brother because he’s asleep and never checks his damn email and will toss a note without reading it if it even gets to him, I love this house some days >.< )

Brz
Brz
11 years ago

I ignore boundaries of others “like this” offline and it’s not a problem because I almost never encounter people like you irl.
The only time someone reacted negatively because I “crossed a boundary” was a few years back. I was drunk in the streets coming back from a party with a female friend of mine and a girl who’s a friend of a friend, I was not the only one to be drunk but I was drunk enough to not be able to walk by myself and while they were almost carrying me to make me walk, I had the irrepressible desire to sing Fayrouz songs very loudly. The friend of the friend told me to stop singing fayrouz songs, I didn’t, she slapped me, that made me laugh, I kept singing Fayrouz songs and she didn’t slap me again, she was seeming somehow scared that if she had done it another time, it maybe wouldn’t make me laugh again.
I saw her a few days later at another party, I hadn’t really talked to her before, so it’s only at this moment that I realized that the girl was a really annoying bitch: not only she’s never apologized for the slap, but she considered that she had the prerogative to interrupt me abruptly when I speak whenever I said something which doesn’t fit with her (leftist) opinions and yell at me. I realized at this moment that she slapped me because I was singing the same way that she interrupted me when I was saying something she disagreed with, because she thought that men are here to behave as she pleases and that men who doesn’t behave as she pleases must behave as she pleases must be punished.

The next time something similar happened to me was when Hellkell told me to “fuck off” for the first time and since then, the mental image I have of most of you is this frustrated feminist girl who slapped my one night that I was drunk : full of resentment, vicious and finally just cowardly.

You’re certainly less dangerous than the neo-nazis, but you’re surely more despicable in another way because if you’re not more dangerous, it is only because you have no courage, no sense of honor and that the only thing you can do is lie, spread rumors and attack the ones who won’t respond.

gelar
gelar
11 years ago

Being banned must have really stuck in his craw.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Oh Brz, that’s just funny. One woman slapped you and was rude and generally miserable to be around, so all feminists must be like her. By that standard all men are gaslighting narcissistic pedophilic rapists who’ll threaten to kill their partner, cuz I’ve known some men who, combined, fit that (actually, if you want to call all pedophilia rape, I have one ex who fits that)

Pecunium, please add him to yesterday’s email about people who will never even manage to think of having the honor you do (I am seriously impressed by that, and you know what I mean and that’s really all I care about)

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Er, the antecedent to him was supposed to be Brz, but add that ex too.

sarahlizhousespouse
11 years ago

I find it very amusing that someone who admits to having poor interpersonal boundaries has the gall to tell other people they have no courage, but gets huffy when other people assert boundaries.

You are petulantly haunting threads where no one wants you and calling other people resentful?

Projection, thy name is Brz.

gelar
gelar
11 years ago

*or not banned

Think I’m mixing up trolls again.

pecunium
11 years ago

Argenti: Also recall that until he came to the states, had to deal with all those people speaking that awful language; not recognising his pasport, and being generally not french enough for his algerian ass, he was just a regular dude.

But all that made him cranky. After that he came to manboobz, and encountered Amanda Marcotte: that’s what made him a reactionary (and a mind reader, did you notice how being slapped made him aware of the secret inner motivations of that feminist harpy-coward?. It was a really cool story).

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

gelar — he got temp modded for a bit, but not banned.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Oh I just assume he’s lying about everything, it’s easier. But after yesterday I couldn’t just ignore either his barb about our honor nor that shit about Asher.

I’m not sure he isn’t a troll by your standards.

gelar
gelar
11 years ago

Argenti- Yes, I’m confusing the FEMEN video with someone who was banned over another video.

pecunium
11 years ago

The barb about Asher was him trying to goad me. It was lame too, since he’d spent so much effort praising him to the skies. It’s a strange sort of insult to compare someone to someone you have said good things about.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Lol, touché (oh no, French!!)

The sillies have set in, I consider this an improvement.

thekidwiththereplaceablehead

Although, feminists are better because, strangely enough, from my experience (which is fairly wide in this matter), they are the most aggressive, the ones who who want to destroy you completely, will attack you from every angle, even over a small divergence of opinion, it’s… special, I’ve never experienced something like this before.

In America, you can just hire a dominatrix.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Aww damnit, that means he was trying to piss us off with the comparison and I took the bait. Whatever, my hatred of Asher is entirely worth Brz finding it funny.

Either that or he actually thought we’re view you as we do Asher and *dies laughing*

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