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Women are lying when they say they want more dicks on TV, Men’s Rights Redditors explain

Artist Louise Bourgeois also pretended to like dongs.
Artist Louise Bourgeois also pretended to like dongs.

So for some reason the fellas on the Men’s Rights subreddit are discussing an article by Australian newspaper columnist Clementine Ford in which she expresses her desire to see more dongs on television.

As she notes, there are plenty of boobs on display on HBO shows like Game of Thrones, yet “rarely are we treated to the visual smorgasbord of a well stocked meat platter. ” Ford is sick of it.  “So bring on the parade of wangs, willies and woodies!” she demands. “I’m fond of a wand and I’m not ashamed to say it.”

I’m not terribly familiar with the writings of Clementine Ford, but evidently she’s not big on subtlety.

Anyway, the fellas in the Men’s Rights subreddit aren’t having any of it. Nuh uh. They ain’t buying it, ladies! You may write columns about how you want more wang on TV. You may talk about it with your friends. You may have gigantic collections of peen pics hidden away on your hard drive.

But the MRAs of Reddit know better. It’s all some devious feminist ploy, as Steampunk_Moustache helpfully explains.

Steampunk_Moustache 1 point 5 hours ago (2|1)  It's rather funny seeing feminists pretend they want to see penises just so that they can make this (weak) argument, isn't it?  Women don't want to look at dicks. Women don't get turned on by the sight of dicks.  Do you know who gets turned on by the sight of dicks? Ironically, straight men.

Huh. That took an odd twist at the end there.

But it’s our old friend Giegerwasright who provides the real answer, in the form of a wall-o-mansplainin’ so giant that I had to shrink the text to even screencap it.

giegerwasright 27 points 10 hours ago (31|4)  OK, my negroes. I'm going to lay this out for you. Because the women in this article and the writer of this article... they aren't interested at all in the male form. Not a single bit. They're just being spoiled brat children (as usual) stomping their feet and nasally sneering "what about you! what about you!" They're just looking for something to whinge about and make demands of (as usual) that they never really have any interest in making use of.  How may women in visual arts profess an adoration for the male form? Can you name a single female visual artist who has expressed her passion for that male form through her art in a manner that is sublime? I can't. I can easily fine male visual artists who do so. Michelangelo's David is a pretty classic example. Everything by Caravaggio stands out quite beautifully. Mapplethorpe's photos of men show a passion for the male form, a passion that ultimately killed him, that I have never in my life seen expressed in a single woman's work. Never. Women don't appreciate or even like the male form very much. They like what it gets them.  You're just as likely to find men who express that adoration for the female form as you will the male. I'd start with Mona Lisa, but I find that painting to be rather reserved and dispassionate. Take a look at the work of John Singer Sargent. Picasso expressed adoration for the female form both in and out of his cubist works. Monet, Manet, Van Gogh, to Man Ray and Helmut Newton. On and on and on is a list of male artists with a visceral and obsessive adoration for the female form.  And female artists? What do they like? Nearly unilaterally, they seem to prefer the female form as well. They are not driven by the same compulsion for the opposite sex that so many male artists seem to experience. They just aren't interested. What did Frida Khalo paint? Herself. Georgia O'Keefe? her vagina. Cindy Sherman? More women. Even pop photographers are more interested in the female form. Look at the work of Bunny Yeager. Women as artists are only concerned with their own form.  The only interest that women have in the male form is it's utility and as fodder for humor. "tee hee! a penis! tee hee!". These women aren't requesting "cocks". They don't want "dicks". They aren't raging for "erections". They want "dongs". Fodder for jokes. Remember when Ensler came out with the Vagina Monologues? We all know it here. The play waxed poetic about the beauty and versimilitude of the female organ. What did men get that year? That year, the penis got "Puppetry of the Penis". A joke. A ridicule. A parlour trick. A fucking carnival act.  So, when women clench their fists and bawl with quivering lower lip "Why dere is no dongz on da tee vee!?!?" I have to respond "Because you don't fucking want them. That's why."

Huh.

So why exactly are women pretending to be interested in seeing more penises on television? So they can point at them and laugh?

Women are such an enigma, especially if you just assume that nothing they ever say is true and that it’s all part of some weird plot to screw with men’s heads.

(H/t to r/againstmensrights for pointing me to geigerwasright’s lovely comment.)

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Hyena Girl
11 years ago

Traditionally the one big block is that male dominated censorship boards like the MPAA and the FCC decided that the sight of a penis, especially an erect penis were something that we all needed to be protected from.
There’s also a bit of a flashback here to the movie Watchmen, anyone else remember all the male commentary hysterically complaining and panicking over the sight of some blue superhuman cock on the silver screen. I sure do.
As for Steampunk_Moustache’s contention… erm… does he know any actual women?

Andrea Harris
Andrea Harris
11 years ago

The Real Men know that women just want to have sex with their money. Well, I’d have sex with a dollar bill before I touched one of these gents, so…

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

He starts off with “OK, my negroes” and expects to be taken seriously? No.

He really needs to educate himself about who’s supposed to be looked at/whose looking is privileged in this culture. Generally, it’s not men.

You’d think they’d be all over this since they’re so fond of showing their asses.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

^Generally it’s not men who are supposed to be looked at.

Andrew Johnston
11 years ago

@Hyena Girl: That does seem to be the answer. For whatever reason, male nudity is considered more offensive than female nudity.

It reminds me of something I read about nudes in contemporary pop culture. In film and artistic depictions, women are often shown in an exaggerated state of sexual arousal. Outside of porn, you don’t see the same for men. That’s just society’s take on it.

Hyena Girl
11 years ago

@Andrew
Which is a shame. An aroused man with a nice physique is as much fun to look at as a similarly turned out woman. Perhaps its a crippling fear of being seen as gay which bothers them?

You know… this brings to mind a quote…

“The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was, but the gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth … and kill!”

Quackers
Quackers
11 years ago

one only needs to browse tumblr for a few hours to see how many women “appreciate the male form”

could it be that women’s bodies are depicted in art more because women’s bodies are sexualized, objectified, and all their value rests in their appearance? because I’ll gladly relinquish that to be valued for utility…you know, a word that implies I actually have use or a purpose.

Quackers
Quackers
11 years ago

He really needs to educate himself about who’s supposed to be looked at/whose looking is privileged in this culture. Generally, it’s not men.

This is true. Though I have noticed women are doing a bit more looking too. I’ve also seen MRAs complain about that as well. In short, anything women do is bad.

Chie Satonaka
Chie Satonaka
11 years ago

We don’t want to see penis. That’s why so many women on my Facebook and Tumblr feeds were buzzing about the “full frontal Eric” on Sunday night’s episode of True Blood.

Also, MRAs use the “male gaze” and our culture’s insistence on framing sexual desire from a straight man’s perspective as proof that women don’t like sex. SMH.

freemage
freemage
11 years ago

I’ve known very few straight or bi women who have not, often enthusiastically and with no prompting by me, expressed pleasure at viewing the nude male form, particularly one that is athletically fit. And they all enjoy the sight of the peen.

The “Things MRAs don’t understand” list just keeps growing, doesn’t it?

deniseeliza
deniseeliza
11 years ago

ERICS PENIS IS ON TRUE BLOOD NOW?

I need to start watching this show again.

Good
Good
11 years ago

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2334832/Womens-sexual-desire-just-strong-ravenous-mens-claims-explosive-new-book.html

The videos consisted of a heterosexual couple having sex, male and female homosexual couples having sex, a woman masturbating, a man masturbating, a naked chiseled man walking along the beach and a naked toned woman doing calisthenics – and a male and female bonobo monkey mating

Men who identified as straight were aroused mentally and physically by all the videos featuring women – bar the monkeys

*snip*

‘No matter what their self-proclaimed sexual orientation, [women] showed, on the whole, strong and swift genital arousal when the screen offered men with men, women with women and women with men. They responded objectively much more to the exercising woman than to the strolling man, and their blood flow rose quickly… though to a lesser degree than during all the human scenes except the footage of the ambling, strapping man — as they watched the apes.’

So it appears that a fully naked well built man walking on a beach naked is the least arousing of all videos including apes having sex, whereas straight men are aroused by all videos including women. Thus, it does seem that women are not that interested in seeing penises.

Below is another study that seems to support what the subreddit guys are saying. I would agree that it is mostly a case of “because they can see this, I should be able to see that”. The problem is that breasts are not sex organs, while penises are and showing a penis is comparable to showing a vulva.

http://www.nerve.com/news/love-sex/study-men-and-women-both-uncomfortable-looking-at-male-nudity

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Fuck off, Good.

MaudeLL
11 years ago

Ok, I’m trying to connect the dots here.

So women don’t like male nudity, they only say it to make a feminist point. Feminists are also anti-sex puritans, since, of course women don’t like sex. Women who won’t have sex with me [hypothetical MRA] are mean.

Makes sense.

Chie Satonaka
Chie Satonaka
11 years ago

ERICS PENIS IS ON TRUE BLOOD NOW?

I need to start watching this show again.

MILD SPOILER refers to cliffhanger ending of this current season:

It’s a “death” scene so I was underwhelmed. I’d rather see sexytime peen, not “he might be dying but he better not because then I’m done with this show, kill bill instead” peen.

Ally S
11 years ago

Yes, male MRAs, please tell women what they are sexually aroused by. I’m sure your assessments are 100% accurate because RED PILL

Chie Satonaka
Chie Satonaka
11 years ago

The problem is that breasts are not sex organs

I see this bullshit in every comment thread about this video.

You are wrong. Women’s breasts are sexualized in American culture (they are in other cultures, too). Men’s bare chests are NOT sexualized to the degree that women’s breasts are, therefore they are NOT an equivalent example.

Also, the study you cite regarding arousal still falls in line with our point that culturally, we view the female body as = sex in a way that the male body is not. It is not surprising that straight women find themselves aroused by nude women — we are socialized to see them in terms of sex.

MaudeLL
11 years ago

You need to read again, Good.

What you’re pasting (which, incidentally, has received a lot of scientific criticism after the book came out – evo psych is still mostly a hypothesis generator) does not mention that it is impossible that a woman may be aroused by the sight of penises.
But yeah, duh, men are less objectified. It’s not clear how much it has to do with biology though. There are still a few tribes where the roles are reversed (though most of them have now been westernized). Maybe the first thing to do would be to calm down on slut shaming and stop telling women they are lying when they mention their sexual desires, if you so wish to be objectified.

chibigodzilla
chibigodzilla
11 years ago

Oh man, now Good is linking The Daily Fail.

*Fetches some popcorn*

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Yep, saw that Daily Fail link and LOL’d.

leftwingfox
11 years ago

Chie: Agreed. I think breasts and buttocks are similarly sexualized, but even on that standard you’re far more likely to see a woman’s bare butt in mainstream media than a man’s.

Howard Bannister
11 years ago

And that’s a ‘blood flow measurement’ test, isn’t it?

The ones that time and time again have directly contradicted what women said they were aroused by?

entropistanon
11 years ago

@Good: Curious little study that I’ve heard about over and over again. I wonder, would the results have been the same if the methodology was used in say… ancient Greece?

I’m hesitant to say that studies like those indicate any “nature” in terms of sexuality or sex, because so much of that is socialized. I mean, when you have the majority of women in media being portrayed as objects of desire and sexual objects, their very roles in the medium linked specifically to sex and sex appeal, can you really blame women who get aroused by women in some shape or form?

kirbywarp
kirbywarp
11 years ago

It’d be interesting to see the framing of the videos of the exercising woman and strolling man… I wonder if the camera stays still or if it kinda pans around and zooms suggestively.

The results make me wonder why the videos weren’t both strolling (or both exercising). Surely there’s a huge difference between a naked body just walking versus exercising… I’m pretty sure the difference is why there are so many almost naked ripped bodies in slow motion on exercise equipment commercials.

deniseeliza
deniseeliza
11 years ago

MILD SPOILER refers to cliffhanger ending of this current season:

It’s a “death” scene so I was underwhelmed. I’d rather see sexytime peen, not “he might be dying but he better not because then I’m done with this show, kill bill instead” peen.

Oh.

Yeah. That’s less exciting.

I know Eric is evil and all but Bill is boring and Eric is hot and I want to see sexytimes Eric penis.

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