Red Pill Dudes: Marriage is worse than rape, but the feminist attack on marriage is even worser

I actually do really like barley soup. So I guess that it’s for me. They’ve uncovered my whole feminist conspiracy. Today I was going to go give a video game company some money to make a feminist game, but I can’t now since the scientifical aware community has clearly found me out. Damn.

Now, now, boumbette, it’s entirely possible that TheZimmerMan chose his username independently of any considerations about George Zimmerman. For instance, I came across a zimm3rman on reddit a few days ago who created their account well before the murder of Trayvon Martin. Looking through their comment history, I found that it was merely coincidence that this zimm3rman advocated the summary execution of car thieves.

These guys can say what they like, but studies repeatedly show that married men live longer than single men and have lower rates of mental illness and alcoholism. For women, though, the correlation is reversed. This has been known for decades.

I’ve decided to re-work Zimmerman’s statement substituting more food words, and it actually makes more sense this way:

Scarlet runner beans pressure men and women are fed that they need it since they are old enough to Daikon. It is good that men are not allowing themselves to be milleted in this fashion, but remember that the dissolvation of the nuclear fennel was a feminist goal from day one. They want every one to be forced into a martiarchical soybean by removing the fiddlehead figure just like sorrely engineered anti-intellectualism and thug culture has influenced banana families nationwide. They want everyone to be on welfare barley subsiding as the actual wheat men shoulder the bitter melon by paying lifetime adzuki beans, crippling cherry support, excessive tortillas for extra-firm tofu, and other state enforced watermelon transfers while being denied traditional potato rolled oats and bulgur. This is a mere segment of their war against everything it means to be macaroni as they seek social enslavement, state enforced betel nuts, and general mung beans towards our key limes.

Thank Grapefruit for rice wisdom of flaxseed biological imperatives and amaranthism allowing men to still retain personal control over our lives, it is the only thing confronting this macaroni of the ultimate spaghetti test against haricots verts.

Feminist Soup Recipe

*daily ration of barley (occasionally with butter, as a special treat)

Oh boy, groat cakes again!

Shaenon, I just saw that and came here to post it. Here’s the racist’s own take on events.

All that talk is making me crave barley (seriously). It must be my female herd animal/hamster hardwiring.

I have a recipe for a delicious sherried caramelized onion barley soup! I’ll try to find it.

@Cloudiah

I think your ingredients are too feminist. I challenge you to find a single MRA who eats millet (Yum, I love millet too). Instead, I would replace the whole thing with ‘pickled egg’. For some reason, I imagine MRAs feasting on piles of pickled eggs.

@Tulgey Logger

Maybe George Zimmerman was named after the ZimmerMan! Mea culpa.

Wait wait wait. Is Vox Day Canadian? (it says ‘Canada region director’ on the report)

Looking through their comment history, I found that it was merely coincidence that this zimm3rman advocated the summary execution of car thieves.

It’s enough to make one wonder whether there are random traits that assholes just happen to be more likely to have.

Zimmer Man is almost as bad at superheroing as Florida Man.

That’s a reference to a tumblr page, I hasten to add.

@Karalora —

These guys can say what they like, but studies repeatedly show that married men live longer than single men and have lower rates of mental illness and alcoholism. For women, though, the correlation is reversed. This has been known for decades.

Yes!!! How do these MRA’s ignore this??? All this complaining about marriage is 100% sour grapes. They also quickly reject any men who are happily married and love their wives–because in their minds this CAN’T happen.

Mentally healthy male sympathizers who venture into the MRA sphere soon find out what a demented intellectual and spiritual cesspool it really is.

I would love a sherry-carmelized onion barley soup recipe! Ahem!

The big Z makes regular appearances on the Blue Pill sr. Two assertions that will always stay with me: first, that civilization needs to return to its Gorean roots. I’ll leave it to you to tease out the levels of wrong there.

Second, the Red Pillards insist that promiscuous women’s vaginas eventually collapse from overuse. We were unclear on how a woman’s vagina understands that it’s having sex with the same penis hundreds of times over the course of a long relationship, versus having sex once with many different penises. Zim explained to us that vaginas are like chairs. Use it over and over again, and it develops a groove to fit your particular ass. If many people use the chair, the chair, uh, gets messed up. And that, ladies, is how your vagina works. The More You Know.