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Red Pill Dudes: Marriage is worse than rape, but the feminist attack on marriage is even worser

Barley: The ultimate feminist weapon?
Barley: The ultimate feminist weapon?

So the uber-manly woman-hating woman-chasing alpha dogs over in the Red Pill subreddit are discussing the declining marriage rate. Which is a GOOD thing. Because marriage is for BETAs and FRUMPY WOMEN! It’s worse than RAPE!

Marriage is RAPE - so if marriage goes down, then it's a good thing.      permalink     source     give gold     save     hide child comments  [–]Max___Power 49 points 1 day ago (64|15)  No, it's worse. Marriage is institutionally promoted to men as a positive. If I ever took a contract to my lawyer where the other party could opt out at any time AND take 50% of MY shit with them, he'd chase me out of his office and yell at me to find a hobby. Yet men willingly purchase $30,000 flawed rocks for the privilege of asking a frumpy woman to sign such a contract. LO freaking L, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Huh. If any of these Red Pill dudes were to get married I’m pretty sure it would be be a completely, you know, consensual act on their part. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t rape a, you know, nonconsensual thing? (Reading the Red Pill subreddit, it’s sometimes hard to remember.)

At this point a fellow calling himself TheZimmerMan throws in his two cents on the subject. Like his fellow Red Pill alpha dudes, he’s no fan of marriage. But then he  remembers that feminists are supposedly plotting to take down western civilization by destroying marriage.  And feminists are bad, right? And so his brain sort of explodes, producing this wondrous bit of red pill word salad, sprinkled liberally with racism as well as misogyny:

TheZimmerMan 11 points 22 hours ago (21|10)  Society pressures men and women are fed that they need it since they are old enough to Disney. It is good that men are not allowing themselves to be victimized in this fashion, but remember that the dissolvation of the nuclear family was a feminist goal from day one. They want every one to be forced into a martiarchical structure by removing the father figure just like socially engineered anti-intellectualism and thug culture has influenced black families nationwide. They want everyone to be on welfare barley subsiding as the actual working men shoulder the burden by paying lifetime alimony, crippling child support, excessive taxes for entitlements, and other state enforced wealth transfers while being denied traditional provider respect and benefits. This is a mere segment of their war against everything it means to be a man as they seek social enslavement, state enforced burdens, and general malice towards our kind.  Thank God for red pill wisdom of female biological imperatives and alphaism allowing men to still retain personal control over our lives, it is the only thing confronting this madness of the ultimate shit test against the human race.

Wow.  Just wow.

I’ve never seen “Disney” used as a verb before.

Also, I’m not exactly sure what “they want everyone to be on welfare barley subsiding” means. Unless the government has started up some sort of barley redistribution system I can only assume he meant “barely subsisting.”

I also like the complaint about how the “actual working man” pays for all these evil welfare moms while “being denied traditional provider respect and benefits.”

In misogynist-speak, that’s code for “how come we have to pay money for welfare when we don’t even get to fuck the welfare moms and boss them around?”

Red Pill dudes: please continue your marriage strike. Also consider: A vow of silence? Moving to a desert island? Living the rest of your life in a hole in the ground?

(Thanks to Gemma_Lou in the Blue Pill subreddit for pointing me to this wondrous Red Pill discussion.)

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sarahlizhousespouse
11 years ago

I write terribly, but even I know not to switch between a passive and active voice in the same sentence. Sheesh, TheZimmerMan!

titianblue
titianblue
11 years ago

I’m disappointed now. I thought we were all going to be given barley and start brewing our own beer.

ltkessler
11 years ago

I like the casual racism thrown in just in case we weren’t aware of how awful this guy’s world is.

MrPopularSentiment
11 years ago

Funny, I’ve never actually met a feminist woman who wears anything fancier than a plain wedding band – and more than a few decided to forego rings altogether because “spending $30,000” on “flawed rocks” struck them as less important than investing in their families (personally, we decided to ditch the rings and put the money we might have spent towards our honeymoon, instead).

But I guess that if I’m a married feminist woman who doesn’t wear a ring, that must mean that I’m clearly trying to keep on riding that ol’ carousel while keeping my domesticated beta providing for me, right?

takshak
takshak
11 years ago

only one slur short of a trifecta!

*tears up ticket*

grumpycatisagirl
grumpycatisagirl
11 years ago

Only men pay taxes? I learn something new every day.

crazyladyblues
crazyladyblues
11 years ago

Disney is a verb now? Dissolvation? Is it somehow considered unmanly to use a dictionary for these idiots?

Hyena Girl
11 years ago

“…$30,000 in flawed rocks…”

I guess they mean engagement rings…. erm… who the hell has 30,000 to spend on an engagement ring?

Chie Satonaka
Chie Satonaka
11 years ago

And yet again, it all boils down to their RAGE that women now have the option of leaving a bad marriage.

grumpycatisagirl
grumpycatisagirl
11 years ago

Yesterday I learned “to damsel” is a verb. Now it’s “to Disney.” Hm.

Myoo
Myoo
11 years ago

So, have these guys never heard of prenuptial agreements?

titianblue
titianblue
11 years ago

And yet again, it all boils down to their RAGE that women now have the option of leaving a bad marriage.

And without being ruined financially and socially.

I suspect they’d reluctantly regard it as a compromise if they got to keep 100% of their wofe’s money AND knwo she would be shunned by everyone.

titianblue
titianblue
11 years ago

Or even “wife” and “know” /oops

katz
11 years ago

No, no, they don’t mean engagement rings. They actually bought a truckload of $30,000 worth of poor-quality rocks.

carswell
carswell
11 years ago

There’s certainly a truckload of poor quality rocks between their ears.

Amnesia
Amnesia
11 years ago

What, no slavery or holocaust metaphors?

Amnesia
Amnesia
11 years ago

@katz
How many tigers would that buy?

Howard Bannister
11 years ago

“and take 50% of my shit”

Yeah, their understanding of alimony and divorce settlements is deeply flawed. Hint: the only circumstances under which they get 50% of your shit is if they’ve literally spent their life making it possible for you to get all that shit.

And I mean literally in the primary sense of a literal meaning of my words, not in the secondary sense of a totally figurative meaning, which is now a recognized dictionary sense of literal.

Yay, dictionaries, cataloging actual usage, not proscribing it!

Boo, dumb English users, using language in ways I personally do not like.

Howard Bannister
11 years ago

So wordpress tried to eat that post. I hit ‘back’ and the comment was still there, ‘post comment’ and it posted.

Take THAT, wordpress!!

blanktie
blanktie
11 years ago

It’s times like these that I’m so grateful for this site and others (like the blue pill) because the minute I hear any “key” words that they (meaning the mrm, pua, red pill communities) use a lot or anything resembling their warped views outside the internet I’m not even going to puzzle over it; I’m just going to run the other way. Thankfully I haven’t run into any of them IRL yet. That I know of anyway. I know a few that would be quite receptive to their views though. Ugh.

therainparade
therainparade
11 years ago

If these guys are running around in a world where they can drop $30,000 on an engagement ring, can’t they afford to help out a few moms on welfare? We’re talking a drop in a bucket here!

Chie Satonaka
Chie Satonaka
11 years ago

@Howard Bannister, that reminds me of a Jayne quote from Firefly:

“Ten percent of nothing is—let me do the math here. Nothing into nothin’. Carry the nothin … nothing.”

boumbette
boumbette
11 years ago

Looks like the ZimmerMan (labeling himself in case we’re not sure he is racist) has been contaminated by anti-intellectualism.

At least he sees women for what they are: scheeming barleydiggers! At $1.19/lb, rabid lady-barley addicts will destroy western civilization shortly, and shift the man-capital to Asia to buy precious Korean barley autographed by Kim il Sung, feminist hero. Hey, that gives me an idea for a documentary to establish a connection between low sense of humour and lady-barley hoarding.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Don’tcha just hate it when feminists trivialize rape by using the word inappropriately? Feminists are terrible.

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
11 years ago

I never realized that so many women want to cryogenically preserve their heads after death. I didn’t even know it was called “to Disney”. The times, they are a changing.

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