So the uber-manly woman-hating woman-chasing alpha dogs over in the Red Pill subreddit are discussing the declining marriage rate. Which is a GOOD thing. Because marriage is for BETAs and FRUMPY WOMEN! It’s worse than RAPE!
![Marriage is RAPE - so if marriage goes down, then it's a good thing. permalink source give gold save hide child comments [–]Max___Power 49 points 1 day ago (64|15) No, it's worse. Marriage is institutionally promoted to men as a positive. If I ever took a contract to my lawyer where the other party could opt out at any time AND take 50% of MY shit with them, he'd chase me out of his office and yell at me to find a hobby. Yet men willingly purchase $30,000 flawed rocks for the privilege of asking a frumpy woman to sign such a contract. LO freaking L, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.](https://i0.wp.com/www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wnosemarriagerape.png?resize=580%2C236&ssl=1)
Huh. If any of these Red Pill dudes were to get married I’m pretty sure it would be be a completely, you know, consensual act on their part. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t rape a, you know, nonconsensual thing? (Reading the Red Pill subreddit, it’s sometimes hard to remember.)
At this point a fellow calling himself TheZimmerMan throws in his two cents on the subject. Like his fellow Red Pill alpha dudes, he’s no fan of marriage. But then he remembers that feminists are supposedly plotting to take down western civilization by destroying marriage. And feminists are bad, right? And so his brain sort of explodes, producing this wondrous bit of red pill word salad, sprinkled liberally with racism as well as misogyny:
Wow. Just wow.
I’ve never seen “Disney” used as a verb before.
Also, I’m not exactly sure what “they want everyone to be on welfare barley subsiding” means. Unless the government has started up some sort of barley redistribution system I can only assume he meant “barely subsisting.”
I also like the complaint about how the “actual working man” pays for all these evil welfare moms while “being denied traditional provider respect and benefits.”
In misogynist-speak, that’s code for “how come we have to pay money for welfare when we don’t even get to fuck the welfare moms and boss them around?”
Red Pill dudes: please continue your marriage strike. Also consider: A vow of silence? Moving to a desert island? Living the rest of your life in a hole in the ground?
(Thanks to Gemma_Lou in the Blue Pill subreddit for pointing me to this wondrous Red Pill discussion.)
sporfle arghchoke sporfle
Which is worse, snorting one’s drink on the keyboard or choking on chocolate biscuits?
I was supposed to have shackles installed in my vagina? When did that feiminist dictat come out? Damnit, I think I’ll have to move the purple fluffy handcuffs and the rack for storing the whips, to make room down there. 😉
Wait, won’t the shackles get all tangled up with my vagina dentata? It’ll be like two people with braces making out, but more ouchy.
My dad just reused his mom;s engagement ring. My mom was obviously cheated out of so many dollars of mishappen rocks!
@pecunium
it was a book first? Mind.Blown.
Fade – yup, Bambi is a classic. It was published in Austria in 1923.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bambi,_a_Life_in_the_Woods
The lengths they go to just to avoid what they consider ‘agreeing with a feminist’
Red pill guy=Marriage is bad.
Feminist=Marriage is bad.
Red Pill= NO YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO SAY MARRIAGE IS BAD!
I meant to come here earlier to share the barley soup recipe I use. The dried porcini mushrooms have a lot of flavor!
Also: Is welfare barley anything like charity beans?
Thanks, closetpuritan – it looks great!
This is what happens when you go on vacation, you miss all the best gems of news (I.e. Vox Day being expelled from SFWA).
Thing is (and don’t all shout at once) but I actually feel really sorry for the guy.
He reminds me of my children and their friends. Boy can some of them bear grudge (cv. His near constant need to talk about Scalzi, NK Jemisin and whoever else is his bugbear of the year). Usually children outgrow such childish behavior.
Then there’s his near pathological desire to categorize everyone into alpha, beta, gamma, delta, epsilon, sigma, tau, mu, omicron, omiga, theta, kappa, lambda. I assume, given the title of one of his blogs he considers himself an alpha. But sadly his blogs display little evidence of this. He self-publishes because no publishing house will take him on (something he admits himself). He claims to be in Mensa, but all that shows is his potential. It’s not an achievement in and of itself anymore than being white and 6’2″. His blogs are quite astonishingly amateurish in presentation, I’m afraid I assume he has very little money. He is widely reviled.
He claims to be a Christian but the manner in which he conducts himself is most unChristian-like to all who have eyes to see. The vitriol, the hatred, the animosity, it’s vented all over the Internet. Is this how a Christian is to behave? Love thy neighbor indeed.
In short it always strikes me that the level of cognitive dissonance this man displays beggars belief.
I pity him.
He seems to care what others think of him (to the heinous extent of doxing Amazon reviewers who have the temerity to not be huge fans of his work – again displaying childishness) and I suspect he has a google alert on himself. To that end I say the following.
Christ died for sinners and even you, Mr. Beale, qualify.
[Sorry for the long comment.]
He may qualify, but if he wants (which he doesn’t) forgiveness, he can ask for it, and earn it.
If he wants redemption, well that’s up to whatever gods there may be; it’s not my department.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-08-26/jail-becomes-home-for-husband-stuck-with-lifetime-alimony.html
This is why men are rejecting marriage, Take the red pill.
From Hawk’s link:
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Alimony is going away in some places due to the ability of women to earn wages comparable to men’s? Not exactly an indictment of feminism.
Good news, Hawk!* Nobody gaf if you get married or not! In fact, I doubt anyone here cares about pretty much any aspect of your romantic and sexual choices. No one is interested in how often you have sex, if at all, or who you have it with — as long as they are consenting adults. Similarly, we couldn’t care less about what romantic relationships you form, if any.
We do care if you’re a raging misogynist. Sorry. We also care if you treat your partners like fuck dolls and not human beings. It is, of course, possible to do neither of these things and still choose to never get married; but I doubt that is true in your case.
*who will never read this because he’s a drive-by from yesterday but whatever.
I legitimately laugh out loud when one of these guys actually says “take the red pill.” They just have no idea how funny they are.
No shit. Sometimes I don’t know why David even bothers to write posts, he could just quote MRA comments and have us pissing ourselves laughing.
Lol this blog made me laugh my tits off, pot calling kettle black, and all that Jazz. Gotta say, if this is the best feminism can offer, no wonder guys are opting out
I’m married. I love using barley in soups. That is all.