I’m working on a longer post about you-know-who. In the meantime, enjoy these goats doing their best interpretation of the Men’s Rights movement.
But wait, there’s more!
And while we’re at it, here are some baby alpacas trying to figure out what a puppy is:
OMG! Alpacas look like camel-sheep-horses!
Speaking of hybrid animals and strange noises: I present to you, the voice of a donkey in the body of a horse — aka, this is what a mule sounds like.
So long as we’re posting silly videos, this made me laugh for like a solid minute.
I’m also reeling from one of the oddest bits of mansplaination on female sexuality I’ve ever received. Does anyone mind if I vent?
Er, I don’t know who. Who?
Please vent, augochlorella.
I, for one, would be fascinated to hear.
I object to this comparison. Not only are the goats too cute to be MRAs, they’re also making far too much sense, and afaik they haven’t threatened to kill or rape anyone.
Pretty sure goats are incapable of making threats. Though they’ve almost certainly killed someone, a good solid kick would do some real damage. I have my doubts about rape, but, uh, beastality (let’s not discuss what I found trying to google spell check that, ewwwww)
Goats never threaten. They just go right ahead and head butt you and knock you on your butt.
Okay. Maybe mansplaining isn’t technically the correct term, since it came from my mom, but here’s the gist of it.
Mom: You know how you look at guy’s butts?
Me: Yes…
Mom: Well when women look at men’s butts they’re actually looking for their wallets.
Me: *activates parent escape pod*
Best post ever. 🙂
Well, um, maybe if a guy keeps his wallet in his back pocket and his pants are really tights and you can see the outline? Otherwise, no, that’s not what women are looking at.
Or his pants are tight, even. If he was wearing tights what you’d see is his wallet sliding down the back of his leg.
I guess it’s too much to hope she was joking, augochlorella!
… tell her Mr K doesn’t carry a wallet. 😉
Which would be good reasons to be staring, admittedly.
Unfortunately, no, she wasn’t joking.
Possibly TMI – I just went through all my porn and there wasn’t a single wallet to be seen. Perhaps I should check again…
Old joke just told by the boss when I told him this: Why do 747s have a hump in the front?
To make room for the pilots’ heads when they’re sitting on their wallets.
I am confused. Why does your mom think you look at people’s butts? Separate from the rest of them, I mean.
Remember that episode of Seinfeld, where George Costanza had a really fat wallet but it was all receipts and shit? Shouldn’t that have made him the most attractive dude on earth?
On another note, AVfM has been putting up one of Erin Pizzey’s books, chapter by chapter, and the most recent chapter is so FSM-awful that I couldn’t even read it. And I have VERY high tolerance for MRA-related awfulness. TRIGGER WARNING FOR TERRIBLE AWFULNESS: She has these long “transcripts” of discussions she’s had with women where she tries to convince them they have a death wish and are turned on by violence. Truly some of the most disgusting, hateful, victim-blaming crap I have ever seen, wrapped up in Pizzey’s conservative Christian moralizing.
Also, I’m stupid but who is “you-know-who?” I feel like it’s probably someone obvious who has done something terrible recently, and I’m drawing a blank.
I suspect she was just repeating some bullshit she heard on Dennis Prager’s male/female special. This conversation did not grow naturally out of us talking about butts or anything. I was just getting some cereal when she sprung it on me.
To be fair, I do occasionally look at people’s butts, but I thought it was because my sexuality had a visual component, not because I was subconsciously scoping out the financial status of the butt-wearer.
You-know-who is Mark Minter.
I wonder if anyone could come up with a good evo psych explanation of the wallet thing. Did the most skilled mammoth hunters have weird rectagular bumps on their asses?
Hey guys, would it be possible to vent her about something, or should I go to an open thread?
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Shouldn’t that be Maaaaaaah-k Minter?