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Men’s Rights Redditors fooled again by screenshot-bearing troll, paternity fraud edition

Feminists celebrating another successful case of paternity fraud.
Feminists celebrating paternity fraud.

The fellas in the Men’s Rights subreddit are getting worked up over imaginary feminists again!

Yesterday, in a discussion of paternity fraud, a brand-new Redditor who had never posted a comment before posted a completely unsourced screenshot of what quite a few of the regulars took to be some sort of official feminist statement on paternity fraud.

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A few of the more discerning commenters suggested that the screenshot might just be satire, but others were convinced not only that it was real, but that it was the completely serious opinion of a representative feminist. As one put it, referring to the Reddit watchdogs in Shit Reddit Says,

BallsOfSorrow 28 points 7 hours ago (40|12)  This is the foundation of the hate group known as SRS. It's insane, but they're deadly serious.

Another chimed in with this:

ILoveHate 19 points 9 hours ago (21|2)  Feminism, we're all about the free shit "owed" to us now.
I took a few moments to Google some of the text in the screenshot to find out where it originated and discovered that it came from a now-defunct Tumblr blog called feminismrising.

While the blog is gone, it has left little traces of itself all over the internet, and from these traces it’s easy enough to figure out that it was a satirical/troll blog meant to parody feminism. My guess, for what it’s worth, is that that it was written by a feminist out to parody the absurd visions of evil feminism that are prevalent amongst Men’s Rightsers and other antifeminists. But who knows. The only thing that’s really clear is that it was a joke.

Proof? Well, here’s one “Q-and-A” that evidently once ran on the site:

Q: My boyfriend recently asked me if we could have sex. I tried to explain to him that asking me to have sex with him counts as sexual assault, but he couldn’t understand it that piv sex is ONLY okay if I am the one who asks for it. Can you help me try to explain why what he’s doing when he asks for sex is misogynistic?

A: It seems he doesn’t understand sexual harassment to such a degree for all intents and purposes is basically sexual assault.

This is normal; men in general don’t understand even the most basic tactful ways to approach women.

A rule of thumb is that if you can see him, hear him and feel him it’s most definitely sexual assault. Now does that mean that just because you can’t feel him it isn’t sexual assault? No. That’s just something rape culture says. Going by that line of reasoning it wouldn’t be sexual assault if you simply couldn’t feel him as you’d been administered some sort of anesthesia.

So through absurdity reduction we rule out that it’s necessary to feel him. If you can hear him, see him and you feel sexually assaulted then you have been sexually assaulted.

He’s being misogynistic for saying he doesn’t understand.

I think only a complete Men’s Rights dunderhead could fail to detect the satire here.

You can see more examples from the blog here.

Elsewhere in the same Men’s Rights subreddit discussion, helping MRAs live up to another unfortunate stereotype, this fella gets a few upvotes for his I’m-just-sayin’ semi-advocacy of vigilante justice — specifically, murdering judges:

pocketknifeMT 2 points 16 hours ago (4|3)  Well, in theory all that is needed to make it a better system is accountability. Since the legal system refuses to seriously tackle legal accountability, the shortfall can be made up by vigilante justice.  Its not ideal, but one was to kill a judge because they demonstrably fucked your life up, other judges would think twice about doing the same thing. Also, sadly, it would have to become a trend before you actually see any real movement of the needle.

Oh, Men’s Rights Redditors. You’re just awful, aren’t you?

 

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katz
11 years ago

It is our sweet baby Robbie who got adopted in May. He came down with a fatal illness and the adopters returned him to us for hospice care.

Ally S
11 years ago

=[

Hugs if you want them, katz.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Oh that is so sad. I know you’ll take good care of him during the time he has left. All the hugs.

katz
11 years ago

Hugs gratefully accepted.

kittehserf
11 years ago

Oh katz, all the hugs! 🙁

sarahlizhousespouse
11 years ago

You’ll be a wonderful nurse to him, Katz.

AK
AK
11 years ago

All the hugs I can give, katz. I am so sorry.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

*more hugs*

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Katz, more hugs. I’m so sorry. Poor kitty.

grumpycatisagirl
grumpycatisagirl
11 years ago

Hugs, Katz. Thank you for giving the kitty the most comfort possible. You’re an angel for doing that.

serrana
serrana
11 years ago

Katz, I’m sorry. Robbie is so lucky to have y’all. Hugs.

neuroticbeagle
11 years ago

Katz- {{{{{HUGS}}}}}

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

Aw, katz, I’m sorry to hear that.

katz
11 years ago

Thanks guys, it means a lot to me. Robbie gets to be reunited with his mommy and I know she will help take care of him.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Oh that’s so sweet that he’ll be reunited with his mom. You’re a good egg, katz.

katz
11 years ago

Oh boy. I…am taking this even worse than I expected. If anyone has hardcore emotional coping strategies, hit me with them, stat.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Mine range from not particularly healthily to really not healthy, so I kinda have nothing to offer besides hugs and the suggestion that depressed drinking is a bad idea. Sorry.

Marie
Marie
11 years ago

@katz

It is our sweet baby Robbie who got adopted in May. He came down with a fatal illness and the adopters returned him to us for hospice care.

oh no 🙁 All the interweb hugs that you want. I don’t know any good coping strategies though 🙁

tooimpurenangel
11 years ago

@katz

I am so, so sorry to hear about Robbie =(

Falconer
Falconer
11 years ago

I’m sorry to hear about Robbie, katz, and I wish I had some coping advice to give.

leftwingfox
11 years ago

Aww Katz. Best wishes to you all.

Howard Bannister
11 years ago

🙁

cloudiah
11 years ago

Coping strategies: Get plenty of sleep, and take good care of yourself too. Give Robbie lots of love. Know that while his life may be a short trip, you’re making it a happy one.

More hugs.

Myoo
Myoo
11 years ago

@katz
Sorry about Robbie, all the hugs.