Well, it’s time for a little celebration, I guess. Because I’ve just received word — straight from the Manosphere itself — that feminism has defeated Pickup Artistry in the battle for control of America.
That, at least, is the message of a blog post from our old acquaintance Firepower. On his Eradica blog, he writes sadly that “[d]espite 15 years [of PUA] Feminism still rules America – NOT men. Certainly not puas.” The problem, to poor feminism-hating Firepower?
PUA didn’t make guys “men,” it made them better dudes. It didn’t make them smarter – it made them dumber. Such blundering strategy is not Mastery, it is Foolery; especially in a country now based on, legislated and totally ruled by females – or call this state mentality, feminine values. …
Despite PUA being a potent strategy practiced since 2000, nothing has changed. Those many tactics to tame The Wild American Bitch failed.
In fact, Firepower argues, these Wild Bitches are ever Wilder and Bitchier than they were before Game came along.
Females – girls especially – are far worse behaved now, after “the Game Era” than they were before.
Females today, are even louder, nastier, cuntier and more tattooed. Game was supposed to give men the upper hand. The last time I went to “the club,” women are still the loudest, drunkest, rudest, most profane entitled Princesses Of The Universe. It is they who became Real Men by asserting their masculine qualities of dominance, power and intimidation – not boys. Males just smile sweetly, simper – and wipe their girl’s puke hair.
Apparently I have had something to do with all this, although I haven’t been able to figure out enough of this paragraph to understand exactly what it is I’ve done:
The extreme is evidenced in the psycho Amanda Marcotte/Manboobs FFOL wing/falange and is why I find NF such a structural part of FFOL. Game and pua gave the deactivated, unemployed big-mouthed fatties in storage something new to fight. It is their resurrection: Instead of marching in parades, they march as effective Courtroom/Legal System/Government leaders. They have no need of combat, to write picket signs and post online when they now post statutes and write law.
From earlier in the post, and by checking Firepower’s little blog glossary, I’ve been able to determine that NF is short for “Neo Feminism” and FFOL for “Five-Fingered Fist of Liberalism.” Not that this really helps clear things up much.
Also, I’m not quite sure why Firepower has picked two bloggers to be representative of some “falange” that doesn’t need to post online because it can just write laws. Or why a white dude like myself is supposed to be involved with something (the “FFOL”) that Firepower thinks is a “United Front eradicating white males.”
In the end, Firepower declares that everyone is stupid, so fuck them.
[T]he females are indeed, completely corrupted – but so are the boys. Both classes are stupid and unworthy because they are Murkans. No great leaders or movements are born out of slop.
Speaking of slop, the comments to Firepower’s post are a virtual cesspool not only of misogyny but of virulent racism and homophobia as well. Oh, and some old-fashioned anti-Semitism to boot. If you venture into them, prepare for every sort of slur there is, as well as for an extended discussion of whether or not PUA has made men more “faggoty.”
This is what the “White Nationalist” wing of the Manosphere sounds like when it talks amongst itself.
EDIT: Fixed a word in the penultimate graf. Should have been “virulent racism,” obviously, and it now iw.
Sean Connery was only offered the role of Bond after David Futrelle turned it down. It’s immodest to play oneself in a biopic.
David, with the help of his Feminazi and Mangina network has uncovered Jimmy Hoffa’s location, Jim Morrison’s secret French flat, and he is so loved by Elvis he called David to inform him of where he will be spotted next.
Oh, and his house is where all the lost socks go, kinda like the Island of Misfit Toys.
David Futrell is the ghostwriter for all sites in the manosphere. Paul Elam, Roisy, etc, all work for him.
DAVID IS PIERRE
David is also Pierre’s cat, and Pierre’s girlfriend.
Of course. Because the-commenter-formerly-known-as-clairedammit is Pierre’s girlfriend, as as is well known, all commenters are David.
David is the Furrinati
David is my brother. (Sort of true- my brother’s name is, in fact, David).
OP is perpetuating a common classist myth iro tattoos. I read an article recently about the Kings’ tattooist who was famous in the 19th century and came to London to work on our then king.
In the Western world, up until the 20th century, no aristocratic man showed any skin in public below the collar or above the elbows. So the fashion was for full body tattoos under those stiff shirts. similarly, no aristocratic woman showed skin below the cleavage or above the ankle so ditto – aristocratic women had extensive body art. Apparently, undertakers could have quite a shock.
It is only over the last century, in Europe,that tattoos have come to be seen as negative, particularly for women.
so the question that occurs to me now is – Mr Kittehserf, tattoos?
Of course, David is tattooist to the royal family.
@titian- that is fascinating!
And David Futrelle is the Royal Baby. But not the real life version. The one from the onion.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/royal-baby-born,33171/
Because “the club” is a great place to meet your wife, right?
I went to a few clubs in my youth, to enjoy a dance with my friends. I did not appreciate drunk men I’d never met grinding up against me and fondling things they shouldn’t have against my wishes. You eventually stop going to these places because too many men have too much to drink and lose all sense of decency.
Maybe he’s actually a great guy, but honestly, a woman in a club is so used to men acting like wankers, the women just get used to telling men to go away. It’s not always nice and it’s not always polite, but if I’ve never met you and you’re trying to Game me in a bar or club, I’m going to be wondering if you’re going to try and grope me any minute. Because I’ve learnt the hard way not to give such men an inch.
If he wants to meet a nice woman to date I suggest he gets off the Internet, gets out the bar and takes up a new hobby – like a bridge club or a book reading group. Anything, but what he’s doing right now.
We need to make a “True Facts About David Futrelle” video.
If you haven’t seen the True Facts nature videos, go do it now, they’re hilarious.
Actually scrap all that.
I think if he learned to treat all other people with respect regardless of gender, colour, weight etc. I think he might magically discover that there are a lot of nice people in the world.
And then he might get a girlfriend.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those that understand David Futrelle and those who don’t.
Do not be afraid that David Futrelle is silently watching you as you read this. David Futrelle IS you reading this being silently watched by David Futrelle.
David Futrelle didn’t actually die in that car crash. He faked his death and came back as the mysterious masked driver, Racer X!
David Futrelle is responsible for the weather. Especially the weather you hate.
David can lift Mjolnir.
David is the only product of the Super Snarker Project.
David was bitten by a radioactive PUA. It itches a bit.
David Futrelle built this blog IN HIS LIVING ROOM! WITH A BOX OF DONUTS!
Just to chime in a bit late on the tattooing issue. If it’s PUA repellent I’m just going to have to wear more lowcut backs.
http://imgur.com/Tr8CGgC
@Hyena Girl: That’s pretty.
Which king? George IV or William IV? Be rather apt for the Sailor King to have tatts, but if he did, I’d reckon he’d have got them when he was much younger.
Nope, no tatts on Mr K! As far as I know tattooing in modern Europe was a late eighteenth-century thing – think Cook & co. seeing the amazing tattoos in Polynesia (yup, tattooed sailors). That’s long after Mr K’s earth-days and he’s certainly no interest in it now. If anyone’d asked his opinion, he’d have preferred I didn’t get mine. Not ‘cos “eww, tattoos” but because “not necessary!” 🙂
@hellkell – that’s what I meant: wouldn’t it be the best to hear a True Facts about David Futrelle video narrated by that guy?
(Though really the True Facts about Nature guy is David Futrelle.)
Sorry, Kitteh’s, I missed where you said that.