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A douchebag’s lament: Pickup Artists have failed to tame the Wild American Bitch

Apparently these women defeated the Pickup Artists. Three cheers for them!
Evil women celebrating the defeat of the Pickup Artists

Well, it’s time for a little celebration, I guess. Because I’ve just received word — straight from the Manosphere itself — that feminism has defeated Pickup Artistry in the battle for control of America.

That, at least, is the message of a blog post from our old acquaintance Firepower. On his Eradica blog, he writes sadly that “[d]espite 15 years [of PUA] Feminism still rules America – NOT men. Certainly not puas.” The problem, to poor feminism-hating Firepower?

PUA didn’t make guys “men,” it made them better dudes.  It didn’t make them smarter – it made them dumber. Such blundering strategy is not Mastery, it is Foolery; especially in a country now based on, legislated and totally ruled by females – or call this state mentality, feminine values. …

Despite PUA being a potent strategy practiced since 2000, nothing has changed.  Those many tactics to tame The Wild American Bitch failed.

In fact, Firepower argues, these Wild Bitches are ever Wilder and Bitchier than they were before Game came along.

Females – girls especially – are far worse behaved now, after “the Game Era” than they were before.

Females today, are even louder, nastier, cuntier and more tattooed.  Game was supposed to give men the upper hand.   The last time I went to “the club,” women are still the loudest, drunkest, rudest, most profane entitled Princesses Of The Universe.  It is they who became Real Men by asserting their masculine qualities of dominance, power and intimidation – not boys.  Males just smile sweetly, simper – and wipe their girl’s puke hair.

Apparently I have had something to do with all this, although I haven’t been able to figure out enough of this paragraph to understand exactly what it is I’ve done:

The extreme is evidenced in the psycho Amanda Marcotte/Manboobs FFOL wing/falange and is why I find NF such a structural part of FFOL.  Game and pua gave the deactivated, unemployed big-mouthed fatties in storage something new to fight.  It is their resurrection:  Instead of marching in parades, they march as effective Courtroom/Legal System/Government leaders.  They have no need of combat, to write picket signs and post online when they now post statutes and write law.

From earlier in the post, and by checking Firepower’s little blog glossary, I’ve been able to determine that NF is short for “Neo Feminism” and FFOL for “Five-Fingered Fist of Liberalism.” Not that this really helps clear things up much.

Also, I’m not quite sure why Firepower has picked two bloggers to be representative of some “falange” that doesn’t need to post online because it can just write laws. Or why a white dude like myself is supposed to be involved with something (the “FFOL”) that Firepower thinks is a “United Front eradicating white males.”

In the end, Firepower declares that everyone is stupid, so fuck them.

[T]he females are indeed, completely corrupted – but so are the boys.  Both classes are stupid and unworthy because they are Murkans.  No great leaders or movements are born out of slop.

Speaking of slop, the comments to Firepower’s post are a virtual cesspool not only of misogyny but of virulent racism and homophobia as well. Oh, and some old-fashioned anti-Semitism to boot. If you venture into them, prepare for every sort of slur there is, as well as for an extended discussion of whether or not PUA has made men more “faggoty.”

This is what the “White Nationalist” wing of the Manosphere sounds like when it talks amongst itself.

EDIT: Fixed a word in the penultimate graf. Should have been “virulent racism,” obviously, and it now iw.

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Cthulhu's Intern
7 years ago

@M Dubz: Actually, I currently am not. I just go there for college. My home is about 100 miles away from Philly, so no.

Cthulhu's Intern
7 years ago

But yeah, that’s good news.

Argenti Aertheri
7 years ago

Cthulhu — which direction? You up here with us New Englanders?

M Dubz
M Dubz
7 years ago

Ah well. Philly’s my hometown, so I always follow the news from out of there very closely.

Cthulhu's Intern
7 years ago

@Argenti: West. Yes, I live in Pennsyltucky.

SpleenyBaggage
SpleenyBaggage
7 years ago

Ashley – I just made myself read it (bullet taken – you can thank me later…)

It’s as bad as you’d expect. I feel like throwing up, then screaming in rage, then punching someone. The comments (yeah, I went there) are particularly odious, because they’re smirking about how teh dumz people will read the start of the article, then froth with outrage, instead of reading the rest and discovering that Elam’s got an intelligent and sensitive point to ma…

Nah. I can’t even finish that lie. It’s all appalling and awful and utterly vile, all of the all, and it’d ruin my whole day if I let it. I won’t give him that though. I’m going to finish work then go out for steamed dumplings with my totally gorgeous smart lovely mangina-honey-bunny, then go home and hug my rats ’til they squeak in protest. Take THAT, AVFM!

Cthulhu's Intern
7 years ago

*Sees title of Elam piece*
No. Nope nope nope. No. No. Way.
David, write an article on that so I don’t have to read it. Please.

SpleenyBaggage
SpleenyBaggage
7 years ago

He’s basically written a lengthy screed along the lines of: women can’t be victims of rape because only WOMEN can rape (yeah, I don’t get it either). Then there’s the big cheesy reveal about SATIRE! and they all fap away about how clever he is and how clever they are because they totally get him, dudebro. It’s pretty goddamned horrible, for a bunch of different reasons. And now I’m eating white chocolate to remind myself there are nice things in this world as well.

SpleenyBaggage
SpleenyBaggage
7 years ago

To cheer myself up, and anyone else who finds hairless rats having a bath adorable, here’s a hairless rat adorably having a rat:

SpleenyBaggage
SpleenyBaggage
7 years ago

Should have read: …having a bath.

Cthulhu's Intern
7 years ago

Actually, I get what he’s saying there: He’s trying to do the whole reverse the gender to show how offensive what you’re saying is really badly, doing a reversal of the whole “men can’t be raped” thing. You know, even though it’s not feminists (well, maybe a tiny amount, but still, it’s not a very feminist view) who say that.
He’s done that whole reverse the genders thing in the past, except he’s extremely shitty at it and only reverses the words “woman” and “man.” His style of satire is similar to articles about “fuckmuffins,” in that only people like Paul Elam could think that they’re any good.

Argenti Aertheri
7 years ago

I’ll see your rat and raise you a short lesson in why you can’t see that octopus

http://youtu.be/aPWXOlCiEgg

Cthulhu's Intern
7 years ago

I think it’s time for the trump card: My favorite cat video ever.

Argenti Aertheri
7 years ago

*folds*

I can’t beat lion cuddles, I’m out *camouflages into the wall*

kittehserf
7 years ago

@Yoyo –

Hey a kittehsurf, I’ve always been a bit squeemy about tattoos on my pallid freckly Celtic skin, now my treatment team is talking about nipple tattoos but I’m thinking if I have to go tattoo I’d prefer a joy division breastplate. 😉 .

Nipple tattoos, OW OW OW! Okay I know it’s reconstructive, but pairing those words has me wrapping my arms around myself, which makes typing difficult.

Ha, I’m pallid Celtic too. AK has it right about tattoos: they don’t feel at all like getting an injection. I don’t have a needle phobia but I do get squeamish at the thought of getting blood drawn (though even that doesn’t hurt anything like I expect it to). I’ve two tatts: the upper arm one of Louis, which took an hour or so. It’s not big but has a lot of shading. The other’s his signature, on my upper breast, which took half an hour, tops. They didn’t hurt; it was more like a persistent scratchy feeling that got a bit hot. Not pleasant, but not what I’d call really painful. It’s the duration that makes it harder to put up with; I sure wouldn’t want a big tattoo.

anadiomene122
anadiomene122
7 years ago

Indeed. And one of the strangest things about PUA’s is their inability to conceive of the possibility that some women have sex with them IN SPITE of how they present themselves and not BECAUSE of it.

No man I think is unfamiliar with the sentiment “well, she’s annoying, and seems kind of dumb and maybe even a little racist but she’s pretty hot and it’s been a while, so, you know, whatever.” But PUA’s simply cannot fathom that perhaps women could have a thought like this as well.

Speaking to the first point: they believe this because they don’t believe women actually want to have sex or even enjoy it much, but that they only use sex to get other things. This means that men have to cajole and trick women into having sex by making them think they’ll get those “other things” after sex or because of sex…

Second, which is actually foundational to the first point: they don’t believe women are actually people with thoughts and feelings that are anything like the ones they have. Women are some kind of alien Other with whom they can have nothing in common or they aren’t Men, because to be a man is to be completely alienated from everything womanly. Airtight circular reasoning, ftw.

kittehserf
7 years ago

Bwaahahahaha! This reminded me of Galaxy Quest, wherein the actor who played Dr. Lazarus would wearily proclaim “by Grabthar’s hammer, you shall be avenged!”

I LOVE Alan Rickman in that movie! 🙂

cloudiah
7 years ago

Yeah, before I read that Elam piece I would have said, “Anything that brings attention to male rape victims is a good thing.” Then I remembered that some people are total shitheels and can ruin even a good issue with their asshattery.

For the record, I think women can and do rape men, and that it is under-counted because of shitty definitions and other reasons. Are there some feminists who think women can’t rape men? Sure, a tiny minority. Are there others with a more nuanced view that I still disagree with (e.g. rape by penetration is worse than rape by envelopment and should be counted as sexual assault instead of rape)? Yup; they still think it is a very bad thing, just not the bad thing (rape) that I think it is. Do they represent a mainstream view among feminists? Nope.

kittehserf
7 years ago

Oh gods, the Make Up Shit about David thread! I love, love, love reading that. Especially the one that went along the lines of “Ordinary guys wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. But Chuck Norris wears David Futrelle pajamas.”

@Robert – “The impression I’m getting is that they had a brief florescence in 2008, and a mere smattering since then. ”

Heheh

Heheheheh

/mind in gutter

Cthulhu's Intern
7 years ago

Is it time to Make Up Shit about David?

David once uppercut a horse and invented the giraffe.
David created the Atlantic Ocean when he got drunk and had to take a piss.

Ally S
7 years ago

David was the author of the SCUM Manifesto.

lowquacks
lowquacks
7 years ago

8 of the world’s 20 dangerous animals are all David Futrelle.

Ally S
7 years ago

David is feminism.

cloudiah
7 years ago

David Futrelle is made entirely from sequins and sugar frosting.

kittehserf
7 years ago

Leonardo da Vinci was really David Futrelle.

kittehserf
7 years ago

Manboobz is run from David’s secret room in the Great Pyramid of Giza and guarded by cats.

lowquacks
lowquacks
7 years ago

“David Futrelle” is a palindrome in every writing system.

cloudiah
7 years ago

David Futrelle is covered in leaf-like appendages, making him invisible in woodland environments.

David Futrelle is the smallest member of the bear family, with short, sleek fur.

People are often surprised at how quick and agile David Futrelle is.

David is an omnivore; his diet consists mainly of insects, small lizards and carrion, with occasional helpings of buds, tender shoots, and leaves.

Some of these facts may have come from me googling “weirdest animals” and then adapting the results. But some of them are TRUE!!!

ashley
ashley
7 years ago

The idea that David Futrelle is (or was) “oppressed” is an hypothesis derived by interpretation — a political fable, a just-so story.

David Futrelle was neither good nor bad. He was just historically fashionable.

David Futrelle is disastrously top-heavy in his hubris, which towers to the sky. The crash will be appalling.

David Futrelle needs to get busy with one hell of a PR campaign. That should include a clear description of his “exit plan”.

A member of the David Futrelle cult cannot correctly process signals from the non-Manboobz world.

David Futrelle can never “know himself”. Only an outside observer can tell David Futrelle what David Futrelle IS.

Another definition of David Futrelle might be, “the project to exonerate women from all wrongdoing.”

David Futrelle is an unsustainable paradigm which gobbles up everything in his path. Only an outside force can stop him.

kittehserf
7 years ago

cloudiah – there needs to be a True Facts About David Futrelle video.

kittehserf
7 years ago

David Futrelle wrote all the Beatles’ AND the Beach Boys’ songs while working for the KGB as a Marxist Cultural Assassin.

lowquacks
lowquacks
7 years ago

David Futrelle has shown to be as effective as Sutent in the treatment of renal cell carcinoma, with fewer side effects.

@ashley

Are those repurposed Fidelbogenisms?

lowquacks
lowquacks
7 years ago

It is reasonably well-known that Isaac Aasimov is the only writer to have at least one book in every 100-level category of the Dewey Decimal system, but rarely mentioned that David Futrelle is the only author to be represented in every letter of the common alphabetically-ordered fiction section.

cloudiah
7 years ago

I don’t know how to make videos. But I will add all these to my blog. 😀

cloudiah
7 years ago

lowquacks, Dewey Decimal system … niiiiiiiiiice.

ashley
ashley
7 years ago

@lowquacks, Yes they are, I thought some of them were a bit funny and worked fairly well with the DF name switched XD

Amnesia
Amnesia
7 years ago

David faithfully recreates the experience of tactical land warfare in Western France during World War Two.

Help David & Boots find the ballet slippers for the big dance show.

Get ready for a puzzling good time with David.

The most destructive racer ever built, David is an action packed racer.

David is a high-altitude game of math, vocabulary, and geography.

David returns to his epic creation, to tell a story of imprisonment, rebellion, and the struggle for freedom against overwhelming odds.

The next generation of David is here! Check out the free demo today.

Argenti Aertheri
7 years ago

To enable reverse David, remove the plastic retaining clip that holds the David on and reverse the David so the magnets inside the David are on the bottom.

kittehserf
7 years ago

David Futrelle’s glance can freeze mercury, and he can melt solid tungsten in his hands.

Amnesia
Amnesia
7 years ago

Also, David destroyed the career of a prominent politician with just six words.

velveteenrabid
7 years ago

David is so alphatestosteroni, when he smiles babies appear in fields of kittens.

Argenti Aertheri
7 years ago

Oh gods he’s a time lord! Run! No, really, run!

Yoyo
Yoyo
7 years ago

Thanks kitteh, cloudiah and others do you not know that Davis has the ability to travel with the doctor just to go back in time and fuck up the PUAs?

Yoyo
Yoyo
7 years ago

Argenti are you reading my mind?

kittehserf
7 years ago

Oh gods he’s a time lord! Run! No, really, run!

HE IS RASSILLON

Cthulhu's Intern
7 years ago

David Futrelle is the only person who ever comments on this site besides you. That’s right, every single commenter, even the trolls, besides you, the one reading this, is David Futrelle, talking to himself with numerous personalities.

Cthulhu's Intern
7 years ago

Brokeback Mountain was named after what David calls the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard.

Yoyo
Yoyo
7 years ago

Deadwood was David’s ancestors creating an MRA free environment. 🙂

Cthulhu's Intern
7 years ago

The protagonist of Doom is based entirely on David Futrelle.

Cthulhu's Intern
7 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill
Jack Churchill’s true identity is David Futrelle.