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Canada: Land of Terror for Men? A Photoshop contest

Ooh, scary!
Ooh, scary!

Men’s Rights activists have discovered something that Fred “God Hates Fags” Phelps and the rest of his gang at the Westboro Baptist Church learned a long time ago: outrageously offensive signs can mean media coverage.

Canadian MRAs associated with A Voice for Men recently got attention in Edmonton for posters mocking a date rape awareness campaign. Now some of their compatriots have captured the attention of the media with posters in Saskatoon.

This time the MRAs toned down the offensiveness in favor of simple outrageousness, combined with a healthy dose of incomprehensibility. The most incomprehensible of the current lot is probably this one, which comes straight from the A Voice for Men poster page:

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But my favorite is this one:

canadafrighteningplace

I was originally going to write a sort of rebuttal to this, pointing out that by most measures Canada is, generally speaking, a rather unfrightening place for men (and women), what with its high standard of living, decent health care, relatively low crime rate, and so on.

I mean, if I were to pick a frightening country to live in, as a man (or a woman), I would probably pick someplace like, you know, Somalia, North Korea, Sudan or South Sudan, someplace like that. Syria’s probably not a great place to visit at the moment either.

But then I was thinking: Canada’s main problem, in terms of its international reputation, is that people tend to think of it as boring, not frightening.

Maybe Canada should embrace the whole “most frightening place to be a man” thing, and take advantage of this silly quote from Erin Pizzy to promote itself as scary, edgy, intense, EXTREEEEEMMME!

Maybe with some posters like the one at the top of this post?

I don’t know. I’m not that great at photoshop. Perhaps some of you would like to have a go at it? I know we’ve got some talented MRA poster-parodists here.

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grumpycatisagirl
11 years ago

Yes, the “We are from Earth” poster actually is a good message. I hate that John Grey Venus/Mars crap.

grumpycatisagirl
11 years ago

But the imperative “Act Like It” is . . .. maybe you oughta take your own advice, guys? I mean just in this particular case.

grumpycatisagirl
11 years ago

What does Atheist Poster Number 2 even have to do with atheism?

Alice
Alice
11 years ago

OMFG that Conshelf crap is horrendously disgusting. The MRM should run about a million miles away from it if they had any sense. It only confirms everything we have been saying about the MRM and they still deny. What a sick, sick, sick person to write that.

deniseeliza
deniseeliza
11 years ago

a banana slicer or something. (Bonus: Castration implication!)

From the item description:

Kids love slicing their own bananas.

Ally S
11 years ago

Ally, about that picture, the Comfor Girls of Conshelf 6: It’s actually a(nother) piece of terrible MRA fiction. Which is to say it’s a very detailed rape fantasy.

If you dare, someone did a readthrough here. But you probably shouldn’t because it’s terrible and it’s pretty much all just descriptions of rape.

Holy fuck that’s creepy. That is all.

grumpycatisagirl
11 years ago

augzillary, the posters we are talking about are here, on the AVfM poster page David linked to in his post: http://www.avoiceformen.com/posters/

Canadian
Canadian
11 years ago

You see, fur trappers used to use beavers for circumcisions and that’s how it became the national animal. over the years and due to feminism, the beaver started to be seen as cuddly and then sexy. But really it is very feral and scary. Additionally, women control the maple syrup industry and we all know what that means. Waffle hypergamy is a mess.

Ally S
11 years ago
Ally S
11 years ago
Ally S
11 years ago

auggz, Ayaan Hirsi Ali is an atheist, so maybe it relates to her? IDK

inurashii
inurashii
11 years ago

did they seriously just say that women calling something ‘rape’ is the same as a religious person calling something ‘sin’

did they seriously pull that shit

ugh

grumpycatisagirl
11 years ago

Ally .. ..

“Wow, I’ve never seen so much assfax at once: http://www.avoiceformen.com/portal/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/97percent.pdf

Me neither. Where on earth are they getting all of these percentages? (That’s a serious question . . . does anyone know?)

Nova
Nova
11 years ago

Falconer: It certainly is. The Great White North old sketch from SCTV with Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas styled a lot like Wayne’s World from SNL. If you like that you MUST find and watch Strange Brew. One of the funniest movies ever.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Wow, I’ve never seen so much assfax at once

And so many of those “facts” can be easily re-written to show either (a) the opposite of what they intend, or (b) how problematic their issues are.

“70% of men who suspect they aren’t the real fathers of their children are wrong, and have shelled out $100s for no good reason.”

“The majority of the time when men petition for child custody after divorce, they get it.”

“Things were better when women couldn’t file for divorce because they were considered property.”

“Those statistics about fatherless children are heart-wrenching. Then you remember this is the movement that has ‘paper abortions’ as a central plank.”

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

grumpycatisagirl — off the top of my head, the workplace deaths and degrees ones are true. The DV one requires the use of a terrible survey method that excludes sexual assault — so he assaults her, she shoves him off, she committed DV, he didn’t — totally reliable method there!

The paternity test of, and divorce one, are half right — those are the rates under certain conditions. The divorce one, for example, is in cases that go before a judge, with is only like 5% or something (I have that saved, give me a moment) and even then, only a third ask for primary custody.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Oh and that women intiate divorce more is true, but that’s just who turns in the paperwork, a good number of no-fault no-judge everything-is-settled divorces are probably counted in that.

I have no clue on all the claims about fatherless homes, I suspect it’s conflating single mothers and fatherless and ignoring the frequency of poverty among single parents.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

The homelessness one is ASSFAX — http://humanneeds.vcu.edu/Page.aspx?nav=29&scope=0&source=13

In the US men commit suicide at about 4x the rate of women, which works out to 80%, but we seem unique in this — http://www.who.int/mental_health/prevention/suicide_rates/

Myoo
Myoo
11 years ago

@Dvärghundspossen

Okay, I need your help to decode this one: “Honey badgers don’t give a shit”. What’s that supposed to mean? It seems like it’s a picture of an evil hypergamous woman or something. BUT she’s got an ANTI-feminist badge on her hat. What’s up with that?

Apparently A Voice For Men had this thing for a while where they called FeMRAs honey badgers, because FeMRAs don’t give a shit about feminism, it’s an in-joke that nobody outside AVFM would get.

@grumpycatisagirl

What does Atheist Poster Number 2 even have to do with atheism?

I’m guessing the first woman on that poster is an atheist, the quote is probably about how atheists should be allowed to criticize religion whether it causes offence or not. It’s the kind of stuff that is usually said to protest blasphemy laws, censorship, and the like, although a lot of asshole atheists take these kinds of statements as a license to be complete assholes to religious people.

I do know Surly Amy, the second woman. She is an atheist that has been a proponent/supporter of anti-harassment policies at atheist conventions and other gatherings, and as such has been the subject of a great deal of harassment. The quote she is saying is most likely in that context, calling for basic rules against harassment. However, the kind of asshole atheists that are opposed to said policies often claim that their free speech is being infringed and if there are policies against offending people then they won’t be able to criticize religion, because religious people get offended by that and blah, blah, blah, oh no, my freeze peach, blah, blah, blah.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

auggziliary — yes, and a fair number are because of racism and the father being incarcerated, at least in the US anyways.

MorkaisChosen
MorkaisChosen
11 years ago

@saintnick: That Every MRA Ever thing is a wall of text too dense for me to bother reading.

A+ imitation, would read a sentence or so of and then decide life’s too short again. 😀

Myoo
Myoo
11 years ago

Oh wow, that “we are from Earth” poster is actually good. A simple message, based on a pop culture reference that a lot of people are familiar with, presented with clear, striking imagery. It’s a bit unbalanced towards the bottom, but hey, it’s a major step up from their other posters. Granted, it’s completely inconsistent with the content of their site, but you know, credit where credit is due.

katz
11 years ago

Myoo, the pink and blue are way too bright and the font at the bottom is way too large. It would be a terrible poster by any other standard than the Manosphere.

Ally S
11 years ago

@Myoo

Oh look, the site that calls feminist men “maginas” and “bitches” is saying that they oppose gender essentialism! I think I’ll just point and laugh.

cloudiah
11 years ago

I don’t get the “message” of the We Are From Earth poster. Feminists act like aliens? Read pop psychology books with a critical eye?