Ladies! Here, fresh from the MensRants subreddit is A Man With Whom You Do Not Want To Be Friends. Or acquaintances. Or anything, really. To be honest, you probably don’t even want this guy to spot you at a distance from the window of a speeding train. Much T.M.I. in this quote:
Dude, I would seriously suggest you start masturbating. A lot. Preferably not in public.
And try not to bother any actual women for a while, at least until you can start conceptualizing of them as something more than objects (like candy or books) that have been set out for you to use as you please.
Also, your “mad and furious master?” “Mad and furious master?” Did you really just write that? I think you mean your boner. If you want to get fancy, your libido. What are you, Heartiste? Can none of you idiots write about sex without getting all purple prosey on us?
I’ll probably choke on a peanut at work listening to the shitty band du jour.
I refuse to do anything less than choke on a bonbon while listening to the screams of subjugated men… But really I’ll probably choke on a blueberry while listening to someone rummage through one of the dumpsters in the alley.
I will trip and hit my head while trying to ironically choke on an apple.
EA bowls???
OH. Oh. BOWING. AS in violin. I’m sure I’d be embarrassed about that if I could stop laughing. And the allecto review was being sincere? I always thought it was satirizing strawfeminists. Boo =(
Lol, yep, bowing, with a violin bow. That she probably destroys.
Aw pecunium, I wouldn’t tease you with things you’re afraid of. Just stupid mudane shit that you hate. Feel free to use my hatred of eggplant or mayo against me 🙂
@freemage: I just got Shadowrun 5th edition. Squeeeeeee!
(You weirdos and your polyhedral dice. I like throwing 12 pounds of six-siders myself.)
Argenti: I think I’ve been using Gin. 🙂
@BlackBloc
Feh. ten-siders is where it’s at. Why yes, my group is rather into nWoD, why do you ask? (More the system than the setting. We like it for modern games, though we have played Vampire: the Requiem. Otherwise it’s Pathfinder.)
Way life is now, I’ll probably die by being run over by a lorry while trying to ignore my hated song du jour.
I’d rather go by choking on my coffee while listening to Queen.
Ten-siders are an abomination. Real gamers use platonic solids only.
@BlackBloc
Between old school mechwarrior and Shadowrun my d6’s have their own gravitational pull.
The non-troll thread derails on this site are pretty much the best I’ve ever seen.
I don’t want to know. Then again, if you mean to sterilize your water, idk if you can get it there, but grain alcohol is legal here and the CT border isn’t that far of a drive.
Also, vodka. Because vodka.
bookdragonette — oWoD!! NWoD is blasphemy! (I’m a big Malkavian fan, which should explain my nWoD hate)
@Argenti. Heh. I wouldn’t know, to be honest. I haven’t played any oWoD, ever. Did the Malkavians get screwed over?
Yay, Malks! TEAM MALK 5EVA
*looks around* What?
I’m late to the thread, but I just have to say: what is the MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?! I don’t see a single link to a cat picture yet!
Oh, I get the appeal of using a brick’o’d6 to determine your fate. But sometimes I like to get all funky and formula-based. One of the systems I’m playing right now–Arcanis: World of Shattered Empires–uses a system so convoluted that in one attack, I roll 2d10 + 1d12 to hit, followed by d10 + d8 + d6 + 2d4 for damage, and that’s not counting modifiers.
And nWoD would’ve appealed to me more if the new Mage hadn’t been so… damn… dulzzzzzz…
Argenti: I’ve been using Gin to tease you. Mostly I’ve been drinking tonic with a dash of lime.
I’ve been playing a nWoD Changeling campaign! It’s been a lot of fun. But I do miss using different kinds of dice. I get sick of only d10s. I want to use my pretty sparkly d20!
Oh so you meant that *I* think *you’ve* been drinking gin. You fucking up your pronouns then, hence the confusion!
Malkavians get screwed? In a word, yes.
tooimpurenangel — you fail at the madness network I take it? Souldn’t we have automatically know about each other? XD
FISHMALK *cough*
BY THE POWER OF LAWFULNESS I ADJURE THEE!
TURN UNDEAD!!
::rolls 2d6::
Dammit, there was supposed to be a link there.
::rolls 2d6::
I just realized why we can’t get AD&D core rules from that website.
It’s because WotC are chiselers.
So far they’ve released “premium” editions of the core rulebooks for the two AD&D editions, and collected the S and A adventures into hardback books, too.
It’s like they’ve just recognized the old-school renaissance movement in the last year or two and are trying to cash in.
@Falconer
I wouldn’t feel at home with D&D if they weren’t trying to wring more money out of folk… I’ve been playing since color coded boxed rules and spent most of my time playing first edition. It’s always been the same to at least some degree. 🙂
“Do you have a fiver? Yes?!?! Let me help you with that!” *removes $5*
@Argenti
HA! You’d think that Dementation would’ve let me know, right? That is the right one, right? I haven’t played in yearssssss.