Matt Forrney, the asshole behind the now-defunct In Mala Fide blog, is apparently as desperate for attention as ever. So today I’m going to indulge him by posting this deliberately obnoxious comment of his about women and drinking. [CORRECTION: The post was actually written by someone calling himself “The Captain Power,” who is evidently a whole other different person than Matt Forney, who merely published this post on his blog called Matt Forney.]
If your girlfriend goes out and drinks alcohol, you are most likely getting cheated on.
Women by nature are predetermined in their D.N.A to get pregnant and reproduce, and until they reach menopause they need a constant supply of penis to provide fertility. Your girlfriend might prefer your penis, but once the alcohol kicks in and she is inebriated, your penis is useless. Out of site, out of mind (but full of semen).
In my entire life I have never met a women who was out drinking and didn’t cheat on her boyfriend. …
The few drinking exceptions for women include weddings, work parties, birthday parties with male friends, and suicide attempts.
The reference to suicide attempts at the end is a nice touch.
Ooh, he’s getting entertainingly pissy now! Poke him again!
Also we can add “dick sucking” to the list of things that Pell has never experienced and probably never will. Given his personality it’s about as likely as him getting a teaching job at Yale, really.
*dies* no lazy upper class people? The people who give themselves bonuses for pushing papers around aren’t lazy?
Oh right, golf is exercise isn’t it?
@Kitteh’s — I wish I could say I will be bringing back a copy of his new book inscribed to my babies, but it’s a three-hour drive and I’m hearing reports of four-hour-long lines. Figure a couple hours for a reading and questions, it starts at 7 my time, I’d risk being way past midnight getting home if I stayed.
Too bad. I would love to get him to sign a copy of Chu’s Day for the bairns.
It’s been proven that a poor tax and a coloured tax lead to a more efficient economy. Only PC hogwash says otherwise.
“look up my papers”
I’d love to, what name are they under?
How about an asshole tax? I propose a quarter per instance. You owe us about $10 just today.
You can find my papers under
Dr. Pell
academic
Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot. It’s Tuesday, you won’t get your allowance til Friday huh? We can take a rain check. But only if your mother guaranties it.
And you’re entirely sure you teach economics?
At Yale?
Yup that’s super how academics describe themselves on papers good call Pell. The attention to detail is what always sets you apart.
oh wow
you totally fooled us
we would have never guessed it was you
Viscaria why don’t you get a life you femzombie. You post here because it’s a stop on the fatmbile but you could always get off the bus, idiot.
Hey now, I need to be sure! Yale economics, Dr. Pell, right?
Oooh, what colour should the taxes be? I’m kind a partial to blue, personally? Do they need to be colour co-ordinated for maximum economic efficiency?
Terrorist scale of course. Lowest taxes when blue, 100% find the war taxes when red.
(Speaking of femzombies, where’s she at when we need a defense of zombies?!)
Well, that sounds like a waste of application fees. Most smart people stick to applying to schools they actually want to attend. Needed a lot of safety schools, did you? :-p
*fund
Though “find the next place to declare war” isn’t exactly wrong.
I’ll take my taxes in dusty rose and sage green, please. If they’re out of those colours, chocolate brown would be nice.
Cassandra – that’s exactly what I was thinking. Never has had it sucked and never will, unless he’s got a very flexible spine.
Economics right Pell? And you teach it? Not a student?
THIS IS IMPORTANT!
Isn’t it funny how money can’t buy class.
i think it’s adorable how he thinks he’s the Opera Ghost.
But five min ago there where no lazy rich people, which is it?
Well, whichever it is, it isn’t published by a Yale ecomics prof named Pell.
And ahat’s an educated roach anyways? Do they know HTML and Latin or what?
*were
*what’s
Fuck you iPad, you suck at mocking the troll!