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Matt Forney, still trying hard to offend, publishes post suggesting that whenever women drink they cheat on their boyfriends [CORRECTED]

Women preparing to cheat.
Women preparing to cheat.

Matt Forrney, the asshole behind the now-defunct In Mala Fide blog, is apparently as desperate for attention as ever. So today I’m going to indulge him by posting this deliberately obnoxious comment of his about women and drinking. [CORRECTION: The post was actually written by someone calling himself “The Captain Power,” who is evidently a whole other different person than Matt Forney, who merely published this post on his blog called Matt Forney.]

If your girlfriend goes out and drinks alcohol, you are most likely getting cheated on.

Women by nature are predetermined in their D.N.A to get pregnant and reproduce, and until they reach menopause they need a constant supply of penis to provide fertility. Your girlfriend might prefer your penis, but once the alcohol kicks in and she is inebriated, your penis is useless.  Out of site, out of mind (but full of semen).

In my entire life I have never met a women who was out drinking and didn’t cheat on her boyfriend. …

The few drinking exceptions for women include weddings, work parties, birthday parties with male friends, and suicide attempts.

The reference to suicide attempts at the end is a nice touch.

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Kittehserf
11 years ago

Auggz, it’s just Pell having another meltdown. He usually gives himself away pretty early, but he went straight to overload this time, poor child.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Daaaamn, that is one fine automobile!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

If I had to teach him I’d be enthusiastically promoting the idea of homeschooling at every PTA meeting.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Also, the rich should get ALL THE ICE CREAM!!!

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago
Viscaria
Viscaria
11 years ago

@auggziliary, you’re totally right, except this particular troll comes back on a regular basis. He has told us he is, among other things, a doctor, a lawyer, a mental health professional, and the nephew of an actor from the 50s who he so closely resembles that he gets confused as to whether a given picture is of him or his uncle.

He doesn’t believe all of the specifics of the things he’s saying. He just likes to use them to hurt women, poor people, disabled people, queer people and people of colour, because he’s a misogynistic classist ableist homophobic racist.

Viscaria
Viscaria
11 years ago

He’s also probably 13. But most 13 year olds can decent enough, so there’s no reason to blame it on his age.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

*transphobic

(That’s an addition to Viscaria’s list)

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Pell is an almost impossible to eradicate form of blog virus designed to promote illiteracy and impotent rage.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Auggziliary — here’s his biography — http://manboobz.forummotion.com/t852-a-biography-of-christopher-pell

Enjoy!

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Argenti – not to mention it means they might have discretionary income, and be able to use it, thus stimulating the economy!

But given Pell’s such a drip, it’s no wonder he thinks trickle-down economics has merit.

This sort of trickle-down is much better.

http://youtu.be/1EFcVzafwiY

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Damnit! Foiled again! *shakes fist at cloudiah*

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Auggziliary — he probably is, hence why no one’s taking him particularly seriously.

Also, CAT!

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Auggz, that’s all he is – a long-term stupid troll here with a history (see cloudiah’s link). He’s a dumbass, just an unpleasant one. Bets are that he’s about sixteen.

Viscaria
Viscaria
11 years ago

*transphobic

(That’s an addition to Viscaria’s list)

Oh, yes, apologies for skipping that one.

Ibara
Ibara
11 years ago

Ibara, source?

I have a masters degree in economics you stupid plebe

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

This one is too stupid to get upset with, which is why everyone just points and laughs.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

LOL LOL here it comes, the Pell Claims of Higher Education, all written in the language of a middle-school student barely passing English.

Oooh lookit the little baby troll, isn’t it pwecious?

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Also how do we know he’s not just some bored person coming back to be a dumbass every once in a while? Some people enjoy being dumbasses, usually to laugh at themselves or something, but they’re usually pretty bored and too lazy to do anything clever.

He is a bored dumbass. Well, my pet theory is that his mommy keeps the laptop locked up, but if she’s gone long enough, sonny boy comes here and bugs us until he gets banned.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Ibara: if we’re such plebs, why are you here?

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Auggz, we know this jackass. It doesn’t matter whether he’s pretending to be stupid or is genuinely so, because he’s an arsehole and has been for a long time. His mummy’ll come and tuck him into bed soon.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

And we’ve arrived at Pell’s latest claim of expertise!

Viscaria — no apology needed, I’m sure we’re still missing a whole boatload of prejudices, this is Pell! For example, I just remembered that he also hates fat people (or at least fat women).

Pell — for easily the sixth time, use “these” or

<blockquote>

This

</blockquote>

or something

Master’s in economics, which damned well requires papers with citations, but you can’t add quote marks on a blog. *slow clap* who’s not the sharpest tool in the shed?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Well, he received his degree in 1952, and HTML hadn’t been invented yet.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

But he knows Latin. And has never heard of Cicero.

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