Matt Forrney, the asshole behind the now-defunct In Mala Fide blog, is apparently as desperate for attention as ever. So today I’m going to indulge him by posting this deliberately obnoxious comment of his about women and drinking. [CORRECTION: The post was actually written by someone calling himself “The Captain Power,” who is evidently a whole other different person than Matt Forney, who merely published this post on his blog called Matt Forney.]
If your girlfriend goes out and drinks alcohol, you are most likely getting cheated on.
Women by nature are predetermined in their D.N.A to get pregnant and reproduce, and until they reach menopause they need a constant supply of penis to provide fertility. Your girlfriend might prefer your penis, but once the alcohol kicks in and she is inebriated, your penis is useless. Out of site, out of mind (but full of semen).
In my entire life I have never met a women who was out drinking and didn’t cheat on her boyfriend. …
The few drinking exceptions for women include weddings, work parties, birthday parties with male friends, and suicide attempts.
The reference to suicide attempts at the end is a nice touch.
Yeah, almost definitely Pell. Should we bat him around for a while first, or summon our dark master?
Maybe they found the barrels where the beer is stored and dunked their heads in? And they also had some XTREME piercings that allowed the beer to get through their skulls?
I wish there was a way to set up a troll meltdown pool – the winner could choose the charity the money would go to. Fun for good causes!
For an alpha dude, Matt Forney sure is insecure.
Yeah, between constantly fending off drunken, unfaithful women and demanding RESPECT, being an alpha sounds pretty stressful. Must be why these gentlemen act like such turdbags.
“Bad female behavior” refers to behavior that only women do. I have never once seen a man pull the kinds of entitled things that the pampered half does regularly.
care to elaborate?
“XTREME bad behavior from a human, I mean man – murder.
XTREME bad behavior from a woman – drunkenly making out with some guy at a bar.”
It’s only deviant men who commit crimes. The average women is devoid of a moral compass due to the entitlement society bestows upon her. Men are compassionate as a group, women are apathetic.
I can’t think of many things women do exclusively that men don’t, and most involve the use and care of ladybits. What horrible things do women only get up to?
Obvious troll is tediously obvious.
Ooh, did I come back just in time for a Peltdown? I hope so!
so I suppose all those nuns are getting up to some heinous activity
Matt Forney is a fucking visionary. We need more people like him to push feminists’ buttons. It’s hilarious watching you plebians squirm.
I no longer have much tolerance for idiots.
Only women cheat? Really? Or is it only women cheats when alcohol is involved?
Ibara I think you live in a fantasy land. One that justify you thinking horribly of women. Guess what Ibara I’ve had two men cheat on me. Does that mean ALL men are cheaters? By your logic it does.
Women have no moral compass either. Wow. And they aren’t compassionate. Gosh, that seems odd. Do you think women should stay home and take care of the babies or are they to apathetic for that. Oh, look baby is about to fall out the window…..Meh, too much work let it fall.
Oh, I know. Periods are immoral right? That something ladies do that men don’t. Having babies is immoral of course. Are vaginas immoral too?
Shit, and here I was thinking I lack a moral compass because I went and sold my soul for a batch of warm chocolate chip cookies. (In my defense, I was really hungry at the time, and they were really good cookies.)
“Matt Forney is a fucking visionary. We need more people like him to push feminists’ buttons. It’s hilarious watching you plebians squirm.”
First it was “manifestations”; now it’s “plebians.”
Go easy on the pretentiousness, mmmkay?
Women are apathetic, as opposed to ibara, who is just plain pathetic.
While putting away socks, maybe?
I totally did not know that mockery and ridicule = squirming! Thank you troll, for educating me!
You know, if you combine the assertions of our two trolls here, you get a very strange universe. To wit:
– All women have boyfriends, on whom they inevitably cheat whenever they consume alcohol.
– Men never cheat.
Given that there are roughly equal numbers of men and women in the world, either women (who are all straight to begin with, obviously) all engage in lesbian orgies every time they drink, or women are able to conjure men into temporary existence solely for the purpose of cheating on their boyfriends.
Kathleen! How have you been?
(Women socializing is very immoral, and a result of our decadent privilege.)
Cassandra: stressed the fuck out. The provera did a number on me, effed my cycle all to hell and turned me into a PMS monster. Father’s day and the anniversary of dad’s death did NOT HELP. But things seem to be evening out. Now we just have to survive until the school year starts…
You’d think that her head would be split,
But good luck was with her that morning,
She fell in a barrel of shaving cream!
Also: yay immoral socializing!
@ Kathleen
I don’t remember the reason they put you on the provera? You mean depo-provera? In which case you have my deepest sympathies, never knew anyone who didn’t find that stuff upset their emotional balance quite a bit.
Matt Forney really does not know how fertility works. I am not surprised.