Matt Forrney, the asshole behind the now-defunct In Mala Fide blog, is apparently as desperate for attention as ever. So today I’m going to indulge him by posting this deliberately obnoxious comment of his about women and drinking. [CORRECTION: The post was actually written by someone calling himself “The Captain Power,” who is evidently a whole other different person than Matt Forney, who merely published this post on his blog called Matt Forney.]
If your girlfriend goes out and drinks alcohol, you are most likely getting cheated on.
Women by nature are predetermined in their D.N.A to get pregnant and reproduce, and until they reach menopause they need a constant supply of penis to provide fertility. Your girlfriend might prefer your penis, but once the alcohol kicks in and she is inebriated, your penis is useless. Out of site, out of mind (but full of semen).
In my entire life I have never met a women who was out drinking and didn’t cheat on her boyfriend. …
The few drinking exceptions for women include weddings, work parties, birthday parties with male friends, and suicide attempts.
The reference to suicide attempts at the end is a nice touch.
To quote Ozzy, “suicide is slow with liquor”. Not an effective way to kill yourself, dude.
And that’s pretty much all I have to say to this sad, attention seeking, insecure little man.
That bit did confuse me too, since I’m far more likely to hook up with male friends than with random dudes if I’m in a hooking up frame of mind.
I’m just happy to have escaped the wordpress spam filter & be posting on here again *waves happily at fellow boobzers*
“grumpycat – I feel you, but trust us old hands when we tell you that having to correct ourselves in a separate post is a small price to pay to prevent gaslighting”
Oh, yeah, I get that. I didn’t mean that to come across as a complaint – other than directed toward my own slopping typing. Also I’m the type who doesn’t like to leave typos alone but then I don’t want to clog up the entire comment thread correcting myself with separate posts. So I’ll just clog up the comment thread expressing my anxiety about it. 🙂
Impossible – women don’t have actual male friends. The male friends are obviously the man’s, hence why the woman is safe with them. /ugh
Men never fuck the girlfriends of their friends, oh no, never in history has that happened!
lol just lol
For an alpha dude, Matt Forney sure is insecure.
Also, weddings? People have a LOT of sex at weddings. Is the magical pair-bonding atmosphere that permeates the entire thing supposed to emphasize the importance of monogamy or something?
Fun fact – my own cousin once hit on me at a wedding. He didn’t knock it off until an aunt took him aside and told him to stop checking out my ass while I was playing pool, and dragged him off to another room.
Yep, no way anything untoward could happen at a wedding.
Also work parties? Cos no woman ever got drunk at a work party & bonked a colleague. Ever.
Seriously, are we sure this isn’t a list of the places where your girlfriend is most likely to get laid? Also, has he never seen The Wedding Crashers? Does he live on a Moon base?
“All women who go drinking are cheating on their boyfriends” must be a corollary to “women can get laid any time they want”. Who are they sexing with? Men? If so, why are the dudes all complaining about friendzoning and incel? Unless there’s one very busy dude who manages to service all the women. Hmm..
Maybe this is strategic, though! Maybe he is making those exceptions for other guys’ girlfriends so it will be easier for him to sleep with them! (the girlfriends, not the other guys). Verrrrry cunning.
I wonder why weddings are an exception, too. Made-up rules are nothing without totally arbitrary exceptions!
It’s true that I’ve often seen women use drunkenness as an excuse to get out of the more extreme manifestations of bad female behavior.
Forget to press the “Post Comment” button, do some work, remember the “Post Comment” button, get ninja’ed by a half dozen people. XD Next time I will remember that I have a refresh button.
So, murder? Child abuse?
Oh, wait, he means things like “having sex with someone who isn’t a sadface nice guy”.
What precisely makes “bad female behavior” different from “bad behavior”?
XTREME bad behavior from a human, I mean man – murder.
XTREME bad behavior from a woman – drunkenly making out with some guy at a bar.
Is it also true that women cheat EVERY TIME they drink except for in the specified circumstances above? Or do you disagree with what Forney is claiming here?
Is it also true that women cheat EVERY TIME they drink except for in the specified circumstances above? Or do you disagree with what Forney is claiming here?
It happens all the time. Women have been taught through their privileged lifestyle colossal entitlement, which makes them think they can do whatever they want. The first two girlfriends I had all cheated on me when the alcohol touched their weak brains.
CassandraSays, Stop giving females a pussy pass for their XTREME bad female behavior.
You’re nothing but a female mangina white knight.
I think it’s Pell o’clock.
Ibara, did someone cut a hole in their skulls and pour the alcohol in? If not, how did the alcohol touch their brains? If so, I think we’ve identified the real misbehavior here.