Matt Forrney, the asshole behind the now-defunct In Mala Fide blog, is apparently as desperate for attention as ever. So today I’m going to indulge him by posting this deliberately obnoxious comment of his about women and drinking. [CORRECTION: The post was actually written by someone calling himself “The Captain Power,” who is evidently a whole other different person than Matt Forney, who merely published this post on his blog called Matt Forney.]
If your girlfriend goes out and drinks alcohol, you are most likely getting cheated on.
Women by nature are predetermined in their D.N.A to get pregnant and reproduce, and until they reach menopause they need a constant supply of penis to provide fertility. Your girlfriend might prefer your penis, but once the alcohol kicks in and she is inebriated, your penis is useless. Out of site, out of mind (but full of semen).
In my entire life I have never met a women who was out drinking and didn’t cheat on her boyfriend. …
The few drinking exceptions for women include weddings, work parties, birthday parties with male friends, and suicide attempts.
The reference to suicide attempts at the end is a nice touch.
Is Pell USian? He repeatedly writes ‘coloured’ rather than ‘colored’.
@ Shiraz
Behold, the perfect combination of security blanket and sexual frustration based rage venting toy for our resident whiny baby.
http://teddybabestore.com/
If the upper classes have already acheived happiness, they would find no desire to be great. If they desire greatness, then they have not acheived happiness. Therefore, the pursuit of happiness is for everyone.
Your a fucking idiot you dumb prole. You can be happy and still want something more. Get a college education. My bachelors is in philosophy so i will run circles aroiund you idiot.
Hey! let’s play a drinking game! Everytime Pell writes “plebe” or “prole”, lets take a bing swig of something!
But then that’s what it all boils down to, doesn’t it? We’re happy. You’re not, and you’re so pissed off about it, so angry that women aren’t your property, that you have to sit in your room (or Mom’s basement, maybe) and shriek about it online.
your a fucking idiot you boring cunt
bye bye
Holy cow, Cassandra. Nice…:)
Pell seems to have taken a Metapedia-y kind of turn since last we saw him.
(That’s a wikipedia knockoff for Nazis/that weird nationalist/classicalist post-fascism ideology, if you hadn’t stumbled across the thing. They fork wikipedia articles and rewrite them to be all about “race realism” and blame jewish people for everything. I wouldn’t suggest visiting it at work or if you’re someone who is easily freaked out by racists being generally disgusting, but it’s perversely fascinating in an AVfM kind of way.)
Argenti, we are the HAPPINESS THIEVES (dibs that for a band name). Stealing happiness from its rightful owners,
obnoxious boys with an entitlement problemnoble upper-class-so-much-for-US-egalitarianism-all-men-created-equal PhDs!..
..and flounce! End scene.
Does that win the Smackdown Fail contest?
@Ibara:
If you fail to be great, will that make you unhappy? If not, then you probably don’t have the motivation to do so. If so, then you are in a position where you must become great or become unhappy. Therefore you have not acheived happiness, because it depends on the sucess or failure of your actions.
BigMomma – he pretends to be, at least, with his blather about Ivy League and wholly US-centric rantings. Good catch, though.
Since Pell seems to enjoy women being mean to him I think this is the one we should get him.
http://teddybabestore.com/images/tbd/products/dresses/dress_05.jpg
(NSFW)
aww, he’s gone? I’m sad…
@Shiraz:
I only have a jug of water on hand, but I’d probably pop if I played that game.
Aww fuck, I note the use of “u” in coloured that means they use British spelling and are therefore not American. I’m just hoping Ibara isn’t in my part of the commonwealth…
Ibara, you’re a whiny, snivelling, snot-nosed, dung-riddled, troglodyte-eating, Staph infection that smells like a freezer that’s been left off for two months with meat in it, and your thought process is just as bad as the racid leftovers the people who are forced to clean said refrigerator have to sluice through in order to do so. If you’re going to come up with insults, at least be creative!
“Your a fucking idiot you dumb prole”
My mother: “is he melling the gas?” (One of the better errors from one of the techs included “I melled the gas” [also “there is nun in crank case”])
@Cassandra:
I know you put a warning and all, but…
MY EYES!!!
Wow, yeah. She’s got a whip and everything.
GET THEE BEHIND ME!!
What are plebes and proles?
@Kittehserf, BigMomma
Guessing he’s USian, but likes to go with the more prestigious spellings as somehow more “correct”. A UK idiot of this type would plump for Oxford, I feel.
Have these peopel even seen a real woman?!
Gotta say, I was totally wrong. Last time he showed up we were guessing what field he was going to add to his resume next. I guessed pilot or astronaut.
This is the funniest one (still NSFW). I love how her pubic hair is bat-shaped, though I can’t figure out if that means they have a great sense of humor or none at all.
http://teddybabestore.com/sonya.html