Matt Forrney, the asshole behind the now-defunct In Mala Fide blog, is apparently as desperate for attention as ever. So today I’m going to indulge him by posting this deliberately obnoxious comment of his about women and drinking. [CORRECTION: The post was actually written by someone calling himself “The Captain Power,” who is evidently a whole other different person than Matt Forney, who merely published this post on his blog called Matt Forney.]
If your girlfriend goes out and drinks alcohol, you are most likely getting cheated on.
Women by nature are predetermined in their D.N.A to get pregnant and reproduce, and until they reach menopause they need a constant supply of penis to provide fertility. Your girlfriend might prefer your penis, but once the alcohol kicks in and she is inebriated, your penis is useless.  Out of site, out of mind (but full of semen).
In my entire life I have never met a women who was out drinking and didn’t cheat on her boyfriend. …
The few drinking exceptions for women include weddings, work parties, birthday parties with male friends, and suicide attempts.
The reference to suicide attempts at the end is a nice touch.
I did a study once that conclusively proved that sad little boys should probably be in bed already. You can find it under my legal name
Dr. Viscaria
Science Person
I love how he tells us it’s him too, usually about an hour after we’ve all told him that it’s him. 😀
Maybe he comes here to find out who he is.
I remember Pell from way way back… Wow. This is some pretty intense trolling. I… I wanna play with the every-ivy-league-accepted boy racist too!
Hey Ibara, I wanna see your papers too. Can you post a link? I’d like to see how taxing the poor would make the economy efficient as well, given that the economy is based on money changing hands and all the money is concentrated on the wealthy.
To someone of a low-calibur intellect such as myself, it would seem as though having more people with more money spend more would drive the economy better.
On the other hand, an economy of 1 person may be the most efficient of them all.
In what world is saying that someone is unlikely to have had experienced consensual sex with someone because of hir awful personality “virgin-shaming?” =S
@Kittehs: I think it’s just Herriman’s style. Krazy Kat wasn’t particularly attractive, either, but there’s something compelling about Herriman’s backgrounds.
Well we so have a handful of totalitarian around. So maybe that one person economy is his thing.
Argenti, I said it was interesting that Pell chose dick-sucking to describe Pratchett’s acclaim, and it sounded like a classic bit of Pell projection.
Pell, of course, doesn’t know the difference between virgin-shaming (for simply being a virgin) and being laughed at because his toxic personality will keep everyone well away from him, hence he’ll never get the sex acts he can’t help referring to.
Hey Pell, if you’re going to say “But then your not very intelligent are you” it’d work better if you knew the difference between your and you’re. You need to try harder with this meltdown. The rage is there but it’s not exactly creative, y’know? We’ve heard all this before.
This is such a beautiful little example of smackdown fail that it deserves to be preserved for posterity.
Falconer – oh, yeah, I know it’s Herriman’s style (I know Krazy Kat) but it just didn’t quite work for me for Mehitabel. 🙂
Kittehserf, you fucking idiot, I’ve had 100s of sexual partners, so your virgin shaming failed, but it’s still not very feminist dumb female.
Wait, I have a “not very intelligent are you”…what is this thing and where is it stored?
@Kittehs — sorry for that bit of mansplaining.
Kick-the-Pell is my favorite sport to watch 😀
So, you’ve had a couple?
Did I call it, or did I call it? Pell, my dear man, you have two hands. Please go wank into a sock or the shower or something and stop wanking all over the thread.
Pell has hundreds of hands. It’s why he spells so badly, there are only so many hands that the brain can manage effectively at once.
@argenti I love this quote from the article. I almost yelled “Quelle surprise!”,
Uh, do I want to read the rest of the thread or what?
Another lovely gem of smackdown fail.
Once, I was the king of Spain.
Royalty, man, it looked good on me.
I know, right? Like, obvious thing is obvious!
Cassandra — octo…whatever plural we decided on…manage it!
Actually, fuck it. That debate is way more interesting than Pell.
Octopī? Octopodes? Octopedes? Octopuses? Octopus is already plural?
SEA BEASTIES!!
Shiraz — depends, are you familiar with Pell? Because HE’S BACK!!
If not, his whole game is trying to be as offensive as possible, making claims to greatness, insulting anyone and everyone, and generally acting like a spoiled entitled little brat.
Cassandra, why dont you leave the witty banter to others sweetheart.
If someone felt obligated to reveal their numerous sexual exploits after a hypothetical “virgin shaming,” then wouldn’t the shaming have succeeded? Like… the person felt ashamed at the label “virgin” being ascribed to him?