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Penis size: The Real Story, via the Red Pill Women subreddit

Here’s an interesting, er, historical discussion I found in the Red Pill Women subreddit, in a larger discussion of vagina size:

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The more you know!

The entire discussion is, of course, a gold mine of misogynistic nonsense. You can dive right in here, or see some of the more memorable quotes highlighted in this Blue Pill discussion.

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The First Joe
The First Joe
11 years ago

“It does say she “lusted” after them though, that sounds pretty good… it is true that the Romans thought portraying big penises (and big breasts) was vulgar, ”

Bwahahahahaha!! No. The Romans were more than happy to portray big ol’ boners – look up “Priapus” see also many of the perfectly preserved mosaics from the ruins of Pompeii.

Gahd, so much fail in this comment thread.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Ha ha, Joe1 had to jump in on this thread to make sure we know that a flaccid penis might be a different size from an erect one.

Thanks Joe, we totally didn’t know that. 😀

freemage
11 years ago

First Bore: Note that your precious correction was already provided by our esteemed author, several posts prior to yours. If you ever bothered to pull your head from between your asscheeks (I recommend the Ampco Safety Tools W-29 Crow Bar Nonsparking 18 inch), you might actually notice what other people have posted, and thereby reduce, by a fractional amount, your own irrelevance.

I shan’t hold my breath, though.

The First Joe
The First Joe
11 years ago

“Michaelangelo’s” … curse lack of edit function

Kate
Kate
11 years ago

Women are herd animals, men are pack animals

ok, I know that it’s not what you intended from further down in your comment, but I seriously thought of pack animals like those poor donkeys that get loaded up with burdens that are twice their height to carry up ridiculous mountain sides… which now that I think of it could also be an MRA theme.

The First Joe
The First Joe
11 years ago

@freemage – lol, could you be more pompous??

The First Joe
The First Joe
11 years ago

Well thanks for the lolz folks, laterz! XD

Chie Satonaka
Chie Satonaka
11 years ago

Pi Male has already covered this, Joe. Read the fucking thread.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Joe also thinks nobody here’s heard of Priapus. I was about to suggest that the Red Pill idiots might try Googling his name. Trust Joe to foul up making what would have been sensible suggestion and have to boast while he’s doing it.

Hey, Joe, you actually notice we’re talking about NOT body-shaming men for their penis size here, as well as commenting on the racist and homophobic comments?

La Strega
11 years ago

“it ain’t the meat, it’s the motion.” Isn’t that how the old blues song goes? Seriously, as a friend of mine pointed out, “It’s not the dick between their legs I worry about, it’s the dick between their ears.”

Karak
Karak
11 years ago

I’ve actually heard the gay thing before. It is true that big dicks have gone in and out of fashion, but straight dudes perpetrate the narrative more than women do, IMO. And if MRAs want to cry about dick-ism they should stop making fun of each others dicks and using words like “mangina”.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Joe’s gone now, he just wanted to make an ass of himself and giggle for a while. LOL indeed! XD

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Kate – yeah, I had visions of a mule-train when I read that! 😀

The BluePill comments were wonderful. Not looking at the RedPill ones, I don’t want to lose my breakfast.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Bye, Joe. It’s never nice to see you.

Ally S
11 years ago

“Bwahahahahaha!!”

Oh, Joe, I missed that so much!

(Not.)

Also, seconding hellkell.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

La Strega, yes. “It’s not what you’ve got, it’s what you do with it” is my attitude (not that I’m going to be involved to have to worry about it).

Bostonian
Bostonian
11 years ago

Reading is Misandry!

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Off topic, but Joe is part of why we DO NOT have an edit button. Cuz idiots like him would edit out the stupid.

On topic…Rome was weird.

Dvärghundspossen
11 years ago

Um, if I were to venture a guess, I’d say that about 99 % of all women over the age of twelve or so already knows that penises grow when the penis-owner gets an erection.

baileyrenee
baileyrenee
11 years ago

(1) Long, thick penises were considered–at least in the highbrow view– grotesque, comic, or both and were usually found on fertility gods, half-animal critters such as satyrs, ugly old men, and barbarians. A circumcised penis was particularly gross. (2) The ideal penis was small, thin, and covered with a long, tapered foreskin.

From what pi male linked. Interesting how things have changed… I still want to know how common thinking like this was, it seems like just a Roman/Greek idea. Anyone know?

Andrew Johnston
11 years ago

@pi male: What about the Lysistrata? All the art I’ve seen depicts the soldiers as having the largest genitals, while the angry old men have the smallest. The big dicks still make sense as it was a comedy, but I’ve always been led to believe that the underendowment and impotence on the senators was part of the joke as well.

Andrew Johnston
11 years ago

I still want to know how common thinking like this was, it seems like just a Roman/Greek idea. Anyone know?

Can’t speak to the whole world, but I do know that anxiety over penis size and depictions of enlargement techniques were a recurring element in Chinese erotic literature going back hundreds of years. It’s certainly not new.

katz
11 years ago

There are also penis-enlargement tips in the kama sutra (that sound hella painful).

Falconer
11 years ago
Falconer
11 years ago

Joe’s gone now, he just wanted to make an ass of himself and giggle for a while. LOL indeed! XD

I guess the tide was carrying him away from service.