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Equal pay: A Secret Lady Plot to Steal Men’s Money and Make them Fight Lions, or Something

Eventually, women won't have to do anything, and men will just carry them everywhere.
Eventually, women won’t have to do anything, and men will just carry them everywhere.

These women clamoring for equal pay — what’s their game? I mean, obviously they don’t want anything as straightforward as equal pay for equal work. What woman wants to work?

Happily, the smart lads in the Men’s Rights subreddit have it all figured out.

HilscherFarms 33 points What's the end game of "equal pay?"  What happens if a feminist's wet dream comes true and the 'pay gap' is closed through legislative fiat, with men working 25% longer hours and never taking a day off just to make the same salary as a woman? Not all men can or ever will drop out, so where does this inverse pendulum fall down and settle at?  I can't see how that works, but it seems like it's going to happen even on this side of the pond with the destabilization of American politics. The SCOTUS, Senate, and Presidency are now probably permanently out of the grasp of one side of the political spectrum and feminism has a heavy dominance of the remaining party. We could be in for another 'era of good feelings' in which those good feelings trample the rights of men even more than they already have.  I don't see how such a state of affairs could even be economically possible, but if it's attempted anyway, what happens? IcarusLived 51 points The end game is to force men into the difficult and dangerous manual labor jobs because they've been discriminated against heavily in education. Then when women are working the easy and safe air-conditioned jobs they will demand that women receive the same pay for the easy jobs as men get for the difficult jobs.  This will effectively transfer men's labor and resources to women without women having to give anything in return. This was the goal of Feminism all along.

Clever girls!

I do feel bad for all the fellas in the Men’s Rights subreddit, none of whom presumably work in air-conditioned offices. They probably all have to wrestle lions for a living, with their bare hands, in coal mines, blindfolded. (Them, not the lions.) It’s kind of amazing they find time to post on the internet at all!

h/t to TheBluePill for pointing me towards this manly wisdom.

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inurashii
inurashii
11 years ago

It’s a rule of the universe, I think, that after working in any industry involving X food, you will never want to eat X food again after your departure from the job.

Generally true, but not universally. Rogan, remember where I worked before HMX? XD

Kamilla
Kamilla
11 years ago

Ah, for the good old days of the 1840s, when six and seven-year-old girls (and boys) were put to work in the tighter seams of the coal mines….

dustydeste
dustydeste
11 years ago

Bleh, I worked in a popcorn… I don’t know if it really qualified as a factory, since it was a pretty small operation, but we’ll call it a production and packing facility. At one point we kept finding weird slime on stuff, and eventually a dead snake fell out of the rafters. We think it had been puking from up in the ceiling because it had eaten mice that had eaten poison.

Also at one point we steamcleaned everything in order to qualify as a Kosher facility… Guess what, it what all more or less “sanitized,” but the bins we kept the popcorn in? Still encrusted with grime. Steam on its own doesn’t clean that off.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

RE: inurashii

I personally think coffee should be used purely as a smell, rather than something you taste, but that’s just me.

Not gonna lie, my time in fast food cured me of soda for life.

rabbitwink
rabbitwink
11 years ago

Slightly off topic, I guess, but these food factory stories really make me sad. Sad, because out-of-home-made food ideally could have been a way to get women out of the kitchen, provide better variety to more people, free up more time for everyone instead of being tied to a farm/garden/canning/stockpiling. It could have had all the benefits of specialized labor, but instead it just became a way to put money in corporate pockets and actually make things worse for everyone, nutritionally, ecologically, labor-wise, etc.

gelar
gelar
11 years ago

… You know, I’m suddenly thinking about buying local.

This is like that thread with everyone listing the creatures inhabiting their food.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

There’s a cat in my dog food!!

Zanana the Pegging Queen
Zanana the Pegging Queen
11 years ago

oh man, fast food put me off soda, too. it didn’t immediately turn me vegan, but it definitely paved the way for that change years later…

inurashii
inurashii
11 years ago

If it makes anybody feel better, Starbucks is actually pretty clean, has good food safety procedures, and it didn’t put me off of coffee.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

Let me just say, there’s a REASON my ED chose to attach itself to ingredients and such.

You have no idea the work I had to do before I could go to my local deli and buy pepperoni. And I suspect if I knew how it was made, I’d be right back where I started.

cloudiah
11 years ago

I’ve mostly worked for pay in air conditioned locations that were reasonably sanitary, but I’ve volunteered a lot at places that were pretty crappy. Underfunded archives with mold issues for the win, there.

Anyway, that’s ‘cos I’m pretty lucky class- and education-wise, and I know it. It’s not ‘cos I’m a woman.

velveteenrabid
velveteenrabid
11 years ago

Right. Women don’t EVER do manual labor. Like, ever.

Except, they do. I am a union pipefitter. I served a 5yr apprenticeship. I was the only female in a class of 94 apprentices.

I started in 1989. I was one of 15 women in a local that had 15k members. That is one woman for every one thousand men.

I made it through my apprenticeship DESPITE getting lower grades for better work. Not only did I make it through my apprenticeship, 3yrs into it (2yrs before it was complete) I was left to run several multi-million dollar construction sites.

I carried 5″ pipe on my shoulder up a ladder, just like the guys. I moved stacks and stacks of material that weighed upwards of 40lbs a foot. I strapped on a safety belt and crawled out onto a 6in i-beam 35 stories up to weld pipe.

But, women just don’t WANT to do that kind of work. –eyeroll–

I loved my job. I miss it terribly since becoming disabled.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

Oh man, cloudiah, moldy archives.

While I was doing research for Princess and Monster, I ended up digging up this ANCIENT tome on medieval fashion out of the archives. It’d been in the library for over a century, and I think the librarians actually thought I was hazing them, because its call number didn’t appear to exist. (It did, it was just, like, the sub-basement of the sub-basement section E or something.)

The librarian brought it up wearing gloves and a miffed expression, and offered me gloves. Good thing, too; it was NOT a book I would’ve wanted to touch bare-handed.

cloudiah
11 years ago

One archive I volunteered at was in a former jail that was in crappy condition. Their entire collection had been stored for years in the collector’s garage, so we moved it all over to the jail, and while it was still in boxes there it rained. Thanks to a leaky roof, most of their books were so water-damaged that we lost about 50%. Luckily the books were mostly from their reference collection, so easily replaceable. Their Phyllis Wheatley books weren’t harmed.

So mold, book dust, and spiders were my life for a while. Archivists/librarians lead very glamorous lives.

freemage
freemage
11 years ago

Okay, the fast-food/soda thing…

Is it just an overexposure-get-sick-of-it thing, or is there some new horror us casual customers are unaware of?

Also, I don’t think going vegan alone will save you from… stuff in your food. Anyone remember the e coli spinach scare a few years back?

freemage
freemage
11 years ago

At the newspaper, we have a stockpile of old glass-plate negatives from the 20s through the late 30s* The plates were… not well-stored. They were usually put into envelopes with hand-written labels, then stuck in a box to sit for the next 70+ years. Those envelopes were NOT acid-free paper. As a result, many times, you’d end up with a stack of glass negatives, and between each of them were two pieces of dry, crumbly paper–these were the back of one envelope, and the front of another, after all the edges had corroded into dust and little paper chads that mixed around the bottom of the box.

I was on the crew that was given the task of taking inventory of these for an ongoing project to digitize the photos. The room where they’re stored is kept at around 55 degrees, but it was the middle of summer, so no one really wanted to wear a coat to work… And yes, there was some mold down there, too, because of course rooms in a basement accumulate water from time to time.

The collection was actually mixed–we had acetate negatives, too, sometimes in the same box. Little-known fact outside the archivist community–acetate negatives can have their chemical compounds break down into vinegar, which becomes remarkably pungent as they sit in their box for 50 years. Sometimes opening a box was like grabbing a bottle of balsamic and snorting it like liquid cocaine.

*: Note to people who know about photography: yes, this was well after acetate film should have been available. Newspapers are notoriously slow in adopting new technology, because it’s expensive to upgrade for an entire department. Likewise, we had 4×5 acetates from well into the era when 35 mm was available.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

RE: Freemage

Okay, the fast-food/soda thing…

Is it just an overexposure-get-sick-of-it thing, or is there some new horror us casual customers are unaware of?

I was thankfully in movie theatre and pizza delivery, so not directly involved with most of the food. But I know how movie theatres flavor their popcorn, and with how much. Never have I felt such dread at the sight of the words “butter-flavored topping.” (Also, there was a reason that when folks asked for “butter” in LAYERS in their big tub of popcorn, we called it a Heart Attack.)

As for soda… I don’t like most of it in general, but in the movie theatre, if we couldn’t get away to wash our hands, it wasn’t unknown to shove your hands in the ice bucket as a quick equivalent. Also, it’s just plain absurdly overpriced, especially in movie theatres. (This applies to all food you buy in the theatre.)

katz
11 years ago

You guys are making me miss working in the actual archives instead of with nothing but data.

dustydeste
dustydeste
11 years ago

Foodwise, I think my takeaway from working minimum wage food-related jobs is “Never eat food bought around a boardwalk.” Seriously, I think the worst thing was maybe my first job, at a snowcone/hotdog stand when I was 15. Combination of horrible boss, really awful sexually-explicit crap from customers, tips mainly in Canadian quarters for some reason, and absolutely disgusting food hygiene practices.

Like, to the point where, when I was working on the 4th of July and the owner expected inspectors to be out in force, we were literally told that if one came and tried to ask us questions or inspect our carts, we were to pretend we couldn’t speak English and refuse to talk to them.

cloudiah
11 years ago

@freemage, I am weird enough that that sounds really cool. I worked with a collection of old nitrate negatives that were stored in a temperature-controlled underground because of their nasty habit of smoldering at room temperature.

One of the collections was photographs documenting an early (1890s) effort at ethnic cleansing of the Armenian population in Cilicia. The story of how the aftermath of the violence was bravely photographed by a British woman touring Asia, and then hidden by her guide and later smuggled to the US, is like an adventure novel.

Archives are evidence lockers.

@katz, Data is cool too. I work mostly with metadata, which is even more removed from the fun stuff. (Except that I think the metadata is the fun stuff.)

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

You guys are just making me sad for my days in library school. (I never finished–the money could either complete my education or get me surgery, and I chose the surgery. And… well, then things went bad and no way I could go back to school now.) I dreamed of being a librarian, back in the day…

Ashley
11 years ago

I want to formally apologize for my previous comment. I don’t know what I was thinking and I wasn’t taking into consideration that not everyone has the same opportunities.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Thanks, Ashley.

And sorry to make you sad, LBT.

freemage
freemage
11 years ago

Cloudiah: Oh, there was a huge cool factor to it. I had a bad moment of ethical temptation when I came across the box of Houdini photos (some were from his touring days, but a lot were from when he was in town for a spiritualist debunking trial–he’s something of an icon in the skeptic community).

Ashley: Thanks for the apology; it means a lot, and I think most folks here will accept it. Sometimes we get sufficiently hyped up on mocking the misogynists that we accidentally cause splash damage.

And hell, Scalzi, who wrote one of the best ‘layman’ articles on privilege out there (the ‘lowest difficulty setting’ metaphor) still tends to deny that economic class is an angle of privilege. (He doesn’t seem to get that there’s a vast difference between ‘being wealthy/middle-class’ and ‘being born wealthy/middle-class’. The latter is absolutely a source of privilege, because it often produces a social safety net.)

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

LBT — what’ll M.D. art cost me? Cuz I haz money (and just bought myself Biff’s latest!)