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More #Fidelbogenisms from @Fidelbogen, brave Counter-Feminist Tortoise-Fighting Ant Warrior of Truth

This is actually the picture of himself he uses for his YouTube vidoes.
This is actually the picture of himself he uses for his YouTube vidoes.

I know I just wrote about it, but our Counter-Feminist pal Fidelbogen’s Twitter feed is turning into the funniest thing on Twitter next to 80sDonDraper.

Seriously. Here are some recent tweets. And remember, Fidelbogens are incapable of humor. Fidelbogen is a very serious fellow, as you can see from the picture above, and from his stylish new Twitter avatar. All of these Tweets are in deadly earnest. You might say that Fidelbogen is as serious as an army of Counter-Feminist ants crawling into the shell of a tortoise in an attempt to, I guess, tickle it to death or something.

Dude, you know that “worker” and “soldier” ants are female, and that they’re all working for The Queen?

Fidelbogen: Defeating feminism with awkward metaphors since whenever he started.

Why does reading Fidelbogen always make me hungry?

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tooimpurenangel
11 years ago
Reply to  Kittehserf

Looks to me like his beard is melting.

Shiraz
Shiraz
11 years ago

“…It looks like he fancies himself as the Turin Shroud, doesn’t it?”

**snicker-snort!**

Shiraz
Shiraz
11 years ago

“He’s read every feminist text out there, for the sole purpose of knowing the enemy.”

What are you basing this comment on?

” The guy’s impressive.”

He’s a crap writer, kid.

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
11 years ago

I didn’t think that ant business sounded right but I looked it up and ewwww.
Fire ants attack baby turtles in the most revolting way.
So MRAs are fire ants is a pretty good analogy, actually.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

But wait, aren’t ants all working to support a breeding QUEEN? And aren’t worker ants female, while males are just drones, good only for breeding?

Somehow I don’t think MRAs would really like the implicaitons of being ants, even if some of ’em are nasty little carnivores.

Marie
Marie
11 years ago

@shiraz

” The guy’s impressive.”

He’s a crap writer, kid.

Though I am amazed by some of his comments, such as female supremacy causing female supremacy (or whatever it was). I just don’t think it’s the way Screaming Fist wants me to be XD

Shiraz
Shiraz
11 years ago

🙂

HM
HM
11 years ago

These guys really do think a dorm-room philosophy poser is one of the intellectual giants of their movement don’t they?

Kittehserf
11 years ago

HM – he is one of the MRM’s intellectual giants, but it doesn’t mean what they think it means.

rabbitwink
rabbitwink
11 years ago

Well, when your sphere of experience is smaller than a ball bearing, yes.

Amnesia
Amnesia
11 years ago

We labor, like a growing army of ants, to flip the feminist tortoise on its back. Some of us crawl inside the shell to madden it.

Does this have anything to do with that ‘disposable male’ theory? Because, you know, I’d imagine an awful lot of ants would die in the attempt. Is he trying to say they can only beat feminism with ridiculous numbers of MRAs self-destructing at the same time? Frankly, last time I checked, they didn’t have anywhere near the membership required for that.

canuck_with_pluck
canuck_with_pluck
11 years ago

Meep. Sorry. I’ll stick to PG jokes then. (And complaints about data)

Argenti, don’t complain about Data! He’s the only male character who can truly say he WAS programmed that way. And yet, he was able to develop and adjust and redefine his programming to not be an ass. Except for the one episode where he was infected by the Holodeck and became all those wild west characters. Plus he loved kitties.

Please forgive my brain. I had to kick three drunken idiots out of my wine store tonight for being too intoxicated to serve. They were all male. I guess that’s misandry? I mean, it was logical…

Bee
Bee
11 years ago

A feminist talking point is NOT #FEMINISM. And feminism itself is greater than the sum of its talking points. #politics #mensrights

#Feminism is not the world. It is only a part of the world, and so it must negotiate #coexistence with the other parts. #humanrights

It is not our task to offer solutions. Our task is to make the problem SO CLEAR, that there will be no doubt about the solution. #feminism

With some of these, if I didn’t know Fidelbogen is a misogynistic idiot with exceedingly poor communication skills, I’d totally think he was a feminist.

canuck_with_pluck
canuck_with_pluck
11 years ago

My tired brain also screwed up the block quotes. Sorry.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

canuck_with_pluck — it’d gotten to the point that I have to think of that data to deal with this data. And the blockquote monster appreciates the sacrifice.

mildlymagnificent
11 years ago

If he’s read All The Things presented by feminists, perhaps he could start by imitating someone with a bit of style, like Sojourner Truth for a start.

She never pretended to erudition, but she managed eloquence just fine.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

By saying that he’s read all of the books does he mean he’s read the blurbs on the back covers?

Nah, even that would have told him more about those books than he appears to know.

anadiomene122
anadiomene122
11 years ago

I don’t know which is more compelling- when MRAs take the assfax approach to political discourse or when they go for pure rhetoric sans even a single assfact.

Jessay (@jessay)
11 years ago

Just picturing this guy sitting at a desk with his hand stroking his beard, thinking he is the most intelligent man alive as he types up these tweets.

Also wondering what flavor feminist oatmeal is.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

So, maybe I just haven’t lived in the right place yet, but in my experience ants don’t normally go around trying to flip tortoises because, um, why would they want to do that?

lowquacks
lowquacks
11 years ago

@CassandraSays

Voight-Kompf proof that ants aren’t human! (I tried using another spelling of the second word but it wouldn’t get thru; presumably either because of the word’s presence in the title of a text by a very unsalubrious person, or because my comment was too short, or because WordPress thought I wasn’t typing in English?)

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

“because my comment was too short” prolly not

lowquacks
lowquacks
11 years ago

@Argenti

Well, probably not, but I was pretty shocked at getting that error message. Don’t they know who I am?

auggziliary
auggziliary
11 years ago

He looks like grumpy Jesus in the picture.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Grumpy ‘Bogen should be a meme.