I know I just wrote about it, but our Counter-Feminist pal Fidelbogen’s Twitter feed is turning into the funniest thing on Twitter next to 80sDonDraper.
Seriously. Here are some recent tweets. And remember, Fidelbogens are incapable of humor. Fidelbogen is a very serious fellow, as you can see from the picture above, and from his stylish new Twitter avatar. All of these Tweets are in deadly earnest. You might say that Fidelbogen is as serious as an army of Counter-Feminist ants crawling into the shell of a tortoise in an attempt to, I guess, tickle it to death or something.
We labor, like a growing army of ants, to flip the feminist tortoise on its back. Some of us crawl inside the shell to madden it.#feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
Dude, you know that “worker” and “soldier” ants are female, and that they’re all working for The Queen?
Fidelbogen: Defeating feminism with awkward metaphors since whenever he started.
Female Supremacism is a desire for Female Supremacy. When Female Supremacism finally has its way, Female Supremacy is the result.#feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
@mensrightsrdt Maybe we can't be credible people. So we must be incredible people.
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 24, 2013
Feminism has no internal brakes. This can no more be tolerated than a car with no brakes. So feminism must be taken off the road. #feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
A war against males is underway. By linguistic fiat, we have designated this realm of activity by the term "feminism". #feminism #MRA #avfm
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
If I declared myself a feminist for 5 minutes, and then defined feminism, would my definition still have force after the time was up? #MRA
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
The ruling elite of planet Earth is a male elite — and feminism is their instrument of control. #feminism #MRA #MGTOW #antifeminism #avfm
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
The world has no duty to make itself idiot-proof for the benefit of idiots who might just happen to be female. #MRA #MGTOW #feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
The predictable consequence of a male-unfriendly world will be a world of unfriendly males. Don't say nobody warned you. #feminism #mgtow
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 26, 2013
Radical? Damn straight! "It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that STING!" #antifeminism #avfm #MGTOW #MHRM #nonfeminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
In times like these, we boil the pitch down to the rosin and we live passionately. My god, what a time to be alive! #MGTOW #MRA #feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
Ladies, if female supremacy becomes reality, you'll be surrounded by a hostile slave population. Does that sound like a good life?#feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
The idea that "women" are (or were) "oppressed" is an hypothesis derived by interpretation — a political fable, a just-so story. #feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 26, 2013
The neglected question of women's moral accountability is the fat, disease-ridden fly in the feminist oatmeal. #feminism #MRA #MGTOW @avfm
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
Why does reading Fidelbogen always make me hungry?
Also, you get a Welcome Package yet? If not, enjoy!
Ahh, I’ve gotten the delightful welcome package already! Thanks, though! I’ve been mostly lurking and occasionally commenting.
I can’t help but wonder if it’s a chicken/egg thing. Like, maybe they used to be decent writers and the other MRA’s were like “You WROTE SOMETHING ERUDITE AND THOUGHT-PROVOKING? Outta the treehouse!”
No, a lolcattery is where lolcats come from.
@Screaming Fist
Citation needed. And I’m not even going to touch the ‘intellectual chops’ bit with a ten foot pole 😛
Again, citation needed. Boring troll is boring. Is boring troll secretly fidelbogen? Or would they then be harder to understand…?
If fidelbogen is so well read, why can he not. fucking. write?
“Monologue with a gullible audience” is so right on. It’s actually sad to think there are people who believe this utter nonsense is intelligent. It’s not just that I see little value in his worldview; it’s actually just tortured aphorisms and attempted intellect. This strained poser certainly doesn’t come across like someone who’s well-read in anything. For someone who I would assume claims to oppose the Infiltrated! Feminist! postmodern wings of academia, he sure does speak and write like a parody of a first-year student in theory. Or like one of those theory-speak generators. When you’ve no depth, say it with pretense — someone gullible will fall for it.
I laugh at that hammy photo he uses pretty much every damn time I see it. When the gulf between self-perception and real-world effect is that large…
I would also like to play my cello with the rosin of boiled down misandry (or feminism? I can’t tell what he’s a-boilin’ in that hate cauldron). Which will produce the better sound?
The misandry one, probably. In any case it’d be the stickier one, from all the wanking.
(Was that too crass? My brain is too jello to tell.)
“No, a lolcattery is where lolcats come from.”
😀
Is the turtle in the oatmeal in the hate cauldron? In the observatory with the rope?
” In any case it’d be the stickier one, from all the wanking.”
Ewwww!
I’d call that “horrid but true”.
😀
No it’s mustard in the observatory!
I’m with Kittehserf.
BLURGH.
Meep. Sorry. I’ll stick to PG jokes then. (And complaints about data)
Intellectual chops?
I prefer a bookish steak, m’self.
Argenti – don’t worry, it was funnygross!
I never would have thought to put mustard in oatmeal. Or turtles. Oh, the things you learn from MRA’s… Gentleman that they are=p
Screaming Fist, are you Alek Novy, or do you guys just coordinate your comments with each other, because he said virtually identical things about Fidelbogen here some time back:
http://manboobz.com/2012/01/15/the-pussy-fountainhead/comment-page-2/#comment-112321
I’m really not sure where you guys are getting any of this from, because I have seen basically zero references to actual feminist writings or even actual feminist arguments on Fidelbogen’s blog ever. It’s all unsourced assertions about feminism, and claims that he’s allowed to define feminism however he wants because feminists are meanies and they’d better watch out.
I don’t think I’ve seen evidence that Fidelbogen has read even a single feminist book. If you have evidence that he has, please point it out.
Jesus, why can’t he even make a somewhat decent metaphor? Like if you’re going to make a word salad, at least add some croutons. I mean, why a turtle and ants? Why oatmeal and not soup, or even “turd in the punch bowl”? If you’re going to make an unrelated metaphor at least make it catchy or at least sensible on its own.
Gee, I dunno. If I said I was an MRA and changed all the “movement’s” rules would they all stop being dicks?
I’m guessing not since a woman’s opinion doesn’t count.
“The neglected question of women’s moral accountability is the fat, disease-ridden fly in the feminist oatmeal.”
Wait, what is the question? Is this Jeopardy?
Like we haven’t been held morally accountable for male behaviour as well as our own for centuries, and aren’t still.
Maroon.
Maybe that’s the question!
@Auggziliary
Though that’s a metaphor I like 😀 (metaphor right word?)
The stupid black and white one at the top? It looks like he fancies himself as the Turin Shroud, doesn’t it?