I know I just wrote about it, but our Counter-Feminist pal Fidelbogen’s Twitter feed is turning into the funniest thing on Twitter next to 80sDonDraper.
Seriously. Here are some recent tweets. And remember, Fidelbogens are incapable of humor. Fidelbogen is a very serious fellow, as you can see from the picture above, and from his stylish new Twitter avatar. All of these Tweets are in deadly earnest. You might say that Fidelbogen is as serious as an army of Counter-Feminist ants crawling into the shell of a tortoise in an attempt to, I guess, tickle it to death or something.
We labor, like a growing army of ants, to flip the feminist tortoise on its back. Some of us crawl inside the shell to madden it.#feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
Dude, you know that “worker” and “soldier” ants are female, and that they’re all working for The Queen?
Fidelbogen: Defeating feminism with awkward metaphors since whenever he started.
Female Supremacism is a desire for Female Supremacy. When Female Supremacism finally has its way, Female Supremacy is the result.#feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
@mensrightsrdt Maybe we can't be credible people. So we must be incredible people.
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 24, 2013
Feminism has no internal brakes. This can no more be tolerated than a car with no brakes. So feminism must be taken off the road. #feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
A war against males is underway. By linguistic fiat, we have designated this realm of activity by the term "feminism". #feminism #MRA #avfm
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
If I declared myself a feminist for 5 minutes, and then defined feminism, would my definition still have force after the time was up? #MRA
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
The ruling elite of planet Earth is a male elite — and feminism is their instrument of control. #feminism #MRA #MGTOW #antifeminism #avfm
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
The world has no duty to make itself idiot-proof for the benefit of idiots who might just happen to be female. #MRA #MGTOW #feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
The predictable consequence of a male-unfriendly world will be a world of unfriendly males. Don't say nobody warned you. #feminism #mgtow
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 26, 2013
Radical? Damn straight! "It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that STING!" #antifeminism #avfm #MGTOW #MHRM #nonfeminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
In times like these, we boil the pitch down to the rosin and we live passionately. My god, what a time to be alive! #MGTOW #MRA #feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
Ladies, if female supremacy becomes reality, you'll be surrounded by a hostile slave population. Does that sound like a good life?#feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
The idea that "women" are (or were) "oppressed" is an hypothesis derived by interpretation — a political fable, a just-so story. #feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 26, 2013
The neglected question of women's moral accountability is the fat, disease-ridden fly in the feminist oatmeal. #feminism #MRA #MGTOW @avfm
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
Why does reading Fidelbogen always make me hungry?
LOL. 😀
Enjoy his online academy of higher learning, in which people sit at his feet and pretend that this is all deeply intellectual:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/364827733632847/
Here is the great Socrates’ post about how fence posts and rocks are Not Feminism:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/364827733632847/permalink/367059300076357/
What to choose as the highlight? There is just so much wisdom:
“The non-feminist sector, accordingly, is something — even if up until now it has been counted as “nothing” in the earthly game of political calculation. But in the greater scheme of reality, non-feminism is as much a *something* as feminism is. Look around. Nearly everything you see — rocks, trees, fence posts, moon, stars, galaxies and so on — is *not feminism*. Likewise in the realm of thoughts and ideas — almost all of it contradicts feminism, or undermines feminism, or simply ignores feminism and goes its own way.
The non-feminist sector speaks an eloquent truth which cannot be suppressed. It *is* because it is because it is…. and it IS WHAT IT IS. Furthermore, the primordial factuality of it cannot be annihilated through any chain of feminist contrivance. It will always be there! It will never NOT be there!”
Fence posts and rocks are not only not feminism, they are the contradiction of feminism. Fence posts will always be there. Fence posts will never NOT be there!
As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don’t know
We don’t know.
Except we know
The Ant Army
doesn’t know.
What we know.
-Fidelbogen Rumsfeld
Off topic, but when in doubt, call it a turtle.
‘Bogen can be a bit pompous and long-winded, but I have tremendous respect for his intellectual chops. He’s read every feminist text out there, for the sole purpose of knowing the enemy. The guy’s impressive.
‘Bogen (do his friends call him The Bogues?) has read everything ever written by a feminist? How does he have time to tweet hilarious, overblown nonsense?
If you think he’s impressive, I suggest you go out & get acquainted with actual scholars & academics, not armchair bigots who spout off to their equally uninformed minions. I’d bet you any amount of money he hasn’t read an actual lick of fem theory, and his followers have rad even less, which is not hard when the bar is essentially set at nil.
That is good advice for life in general.
Hey, Screaming Fist, how tall are you in the morning? Just out of curiosity.
‘Bogen (do his friends call him The Bogues?) has read everything ever written by a feminist? How does he have time to tweet hilarious, overblown nonsense?
Not everything, but he is immensely well-read in feminism dating all the way back to the First Wave (and earlier). I honestly think he can name (and then tear apart!) any feminist of even semi-prominence in the past hundred years.
Too bad he evidently has no understanding of those texts (assuming he actually read all of them, that is).
*gasp* Fidelbogen reads my blog! I had no idea!
“The neglected question of women’s moral accountability is the fat, disease-ridden fly in the feminist oatmeal.”
More bizarre metaphors? Ok. This seems to be an MRA tradition.
When in doubt, I liek toituls.
What proof is there he’s read anything? Fisty- have you read the same works? If not, how do you know what he’s reporting is accurate, or that his responses (I refuse to use the term analyses) are in anyway addressing the texts? Does anyone ever question him, bring up points of discussion? Lay down some material to pick apart? I don’t see any citations, direct quotes in those twitter gems, nor do any of the minions seem to offer anything but “fuck yeah man” as a contribution to the “discussion”. It’s a monologue with a gullible audience.
(and tear apart!)
Physically right? Because there’s no way he can make sense enough to even offer a shitty rebuttal, let alone a genuine critique. And it’s pretty obvious he’s never read anything more than once.
Idk on Mr. Al, but I’m wondering if Orion got sick of being banned, seeing how he told his buddies with the bicep selfies that he’d be back.
(So. Much. Data.)
Orion seemed a lot less dim than this.
I just like to know how tall our trolls are. It’s a scientific survey I’m conducting for katz’ peer-reviewed journal.
I am so not running that survey!
Hey, Screaming Fist, how tall are you in the morning? Just out of curiosity.
I’d guess my height is the same all hours of the day. I’m 5’11.
I get the feeling that he’s trying to be offensive, but it doesn’t make any sense!
Feminists are turtles? In oatmeal? With no brakes?
Is writing well misandry?
Lolcattery is a desire for Lolcats. When Lolcattery finally has its way, Lolcats are the result. #kitties #ThingsMRAsCouldUseMoreExposureTo
“Is writing well misandry?”
You’re new around here huh? We made a list of things that are misandry ages ago. Conditional statements, grammar, and logic all made the list. So in a word, yes.