I know I just wrote about it, but our Counter-Feminist pal Fidelbogen’s Twitter feed is turning into the funniest thing on Twitter next to 80sDonDraper.
Seriously. Here are some recent tweets. And remember, Fidelbogens are incapable of humor. Fidelbogen is a very serious fellow, as you can see from the picture above, and from his stylish new Twitter avatar. All of these Tweets are in deadly earnest. You might say that Fidelbogen is as serious as an army of Counter-Feminist ants crawling into the shell of a tortoise in an attempt to, I guess, tickle it to death or something.
We labor, like a growing army of ants, to flip the feminist tortoise on its back. Some of us crawl inside the shell to madden it.#feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
Dude, you know that “worker” and “soldier” ants are female, and that they’re all working for The Queen?
Fidelbogen: Defeating feminism with awkward metaphors since whenever he started.
Female Supremacism is a desire for Female Supremacy. When Female Supremacism finally has its way, Female Supremacy is the result.#feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
@mensrightsrdt Maybe we can't be credible people. So we must be incredible people.
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 24, 2013
Feminism has no internal brakes. This can no more be tolerated than a car with no brakes. So feminism must be taken off the road. #feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
A war against males is underway. By linguistic fiat, we have designated this realm of activity by the term "feminism". #feminism #MRA #avfm
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
If I declared myself a feminist for 5 minutes, and then defined feminism, would my definition still have force after the time was up? #MRA
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
The ruling elite of planet Earth is a male elite — and feminism is their instrument of control. #feminism #MRA #MGTOW #antifeminism #avfm
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
The world has no duty to make itself idiot-proof for the benefit of idiots who might just happen to be female. #MRA #MGTOW #feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
The predictable consequence of a male-unfriendly world will be a world of unfriendly males. Don't say nobody warned you. #feminism #mgtow
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 26, 2013
Radical? Damn straight! "It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that STING!" #antifeminism #avfm #MGTOW #MHRM #nonfeminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
In times like these, we boil the pitch down to the rosin and we live passionately. My god, what a time to be alive! #MGTOW #MRA #feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
Ladies, if female supremacy becomes reality, you'll be surrounded by a hostile slave population. Does that sound like a good life?#feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
The idea that "women" are (or were) "oppressed" is an hypothesis derived by interpretation — a political fable, a just-so story. #feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 26, 2013
The neglected question of women's moral accountability is the fat, disease-ridden fly in the feminist oatmeal. #feminism #MRA #MGTOW @avfm
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
Why does reading Fidelbogen always make me hungry?
SERIOUSLY.
“Couldn’t vote or own property? That’s, um, an interpretation!!”
These guys.
My bet is that his account got hacked by Horse_ebooks. It’s like someone ran the men’s rights subreddit through a Markov text generator.
“Feminism is everything you think is gross, and feminists are against everything you like because they are so mean”
“Feminism is like running into someone from high school and you don’t remember their name, so you make awkward small talk and hope they don’t notice that you don’t remember their name. But they remember your name and now you feel like a jerk. That’s what feminism does!”
“All females may not be feminist supremacists, but if they have unlimited power, they will soon find men have unlimited responsibility for female folly, so stop it now before it’s too late or everyone is doomed!”
“If you give a feminist a cookie, she will ask you to give her all your tax money for female entitlements”
#MHRM>MRM #Goyourownway #NAWALT?NO!
Fidelbogen reminds me of The Sphinx:
Unfortunately, is suspect fidelbogen can’t cut guns with his minds.
RE: Howard Bannister
BUT BUT poor men couldn’t own land or vote either, so IT’S TOTALLY EQUAL OPPRESSION OKAY GUYS
“The ruling elite of planet Earth is a male elite — and feminism is their instrument of control.”
what the…..hell?
[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/2rong42.png[/IMG]
SPHINX!
Tulgey: Nah, even the Sphinx had the advantage of being able to be interpreted in a useful fashion, even if he was just making it sound profound by making it meaningless. Fidelbogen’s stuff is less comprehensible than Lewis Carroll with LSD-dipped cotton in his mouth.
Well crap in a hate, I borked that pretty hard.
Batbro: No img posts work here; I think it’s to prevent portrayal of pr0n by trolls. If you just post a link, though, with no tags, it’ll be click-ready: http://i44.tinypic.com/2rong42.png
(Also, anytime you’re doing tags on the board, you should be using the greater/less-than signs, not the square brackets, otherwise you’ll just get junk.)
Wow XD this guy sure has a way with words..
fuck I’m dying here XD I’m so glad I’m not drinking anything atm.
@fibinachi
Omg, that’s perfect XD
@David
How can the men learn they are oppressed when they can’t even hear all 100 of us screaming? It needs to be at least…3 times this size
Totally off-topic, but I’m working on writeathon bonus sketches now, and I have just drawn the most ABSURD unicorn face in the history of ever.
I am immensely pleased with my life as of this moment.
Dude has waaaaaaaaaay too much time on his hands.
Tulgey: I was just about to post that exact same clip. Fidelbogen is all “unless you learn to master feminism, feminism will be your master.”
This is some hilarious crap. I think the word everyone is looking for is “trite bullshit”. Tulgey Logger’s reference to The Sphinx of Mystery Men is particularly apt.
Actually, this is like “Chicken Soup for the MRA”. Really, actually.
More Fidelbogenisms:
To define yourself is revolutionary. To not be like feminists. To not be like manginas. To not be beta. To be an ant attacking a turtle #IAmASadStrangeLittleMan #AVfM
Don’t do anything by half measures. Hate feminists until it hurts. Breed turtles #WhyDontMyFriendsReturnMyCalls #feminism
I guess you could call me a loner, but scar tissue is stronger than skin. Ants can lift banana trees #IHaveBeenCryingForDays #antifeminism
To hate with passion shows you still care. I hate feminism so much. Not fond of turtles either #PleaseCallMe #MRA
Hope is the last emotion you experience before defeat. I am so hopeful. My pet ant is named Homer #DesperateRantingsAreDesperate #AVoiceforRageFilledMen
When you start to doubt yourself, your tweets are less alpha and turtles crap in your sock drawer #PleaseDontReadForSubtext #FeminismScaresMe
Nothing brings people together more effectively than mutual hatred, especially when turtles are involved #MHRM #MHRA
You can’t change things without cruelty, hatred, ants, and bloodshed. #ThisIsAHumanRightsMovement
“Lash out at feminism with all your limbs, like the octopus who plays the drums.” (Also from Mystery Men)
Point of order: Turtles and Tortoises are different.
Turtle.
Tortoise.
This is the tortoise “Don’t fuck with me” face.
A turtle lives in water. A tortoise lives on land. A turtle’s not a tortoise. It’s not hard to understand.
hehehe, katz, that was awesome. (Turtles can live on land, which is what makes classification slightly confusing, but generally, tortoises have bent non-webbed legs/feet, where turtles have webbed feet and non-bent legs. Oh, and tortoises don’t live in water,)
Fidelbogen? The Committee to Stamp Out and Abolish Tautology wants a word with you.
I’m also tremendously enjoying the fact that he views spending the day in the basement, sitting on the couch in his underwear, typing out virtual messages in a bottle as “living passionately”. I’d be curious to see what a) a really boring day is comprised of and b) how he’d classify anything actually exciting.