I know I just wrote about it, but our Counter-Feminist pal Fidelbogen’s Twitter feed is turning into the funniest thing on Twitter next to 80sDonDraper.
Seriously. Here are some recent tweets. And remember, Fidelbogens are incapable of humor. Fidelbogen is a very serious fellow, as you can see from the picture above, and from his stylish new Twitter avatar. All of these Tweets are in deadly earnest. You might say that Fidelbogen is as serious as an army of Counter-Feminist ants crawling into the shell of a tortoise in an attempt to, I guess, tickle it to death or something.
We labor, like a growing army of ants, to flip the feminist tortoise on its back. Some of us crawl inside the shell to madden it.#feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
Dude, you know that “worker” and “soldier” ants are female, and that they’re all working for The Queen?
Fidelbogen: Defeating feminism with awkward metaphors since whenever he started.
Female Supremacism is a desire for Female Supremacy. When Female Supremacism finally has its way, Female Supremacy is the result.#feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
@mensrightsrdt Maybe we can't be credible people. So we must be incredible people.
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 24, 2013
Feminism has no internal brakes. This can no more be tolerated than a car with no brakes. So feminism must be taken off the road. #feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
A war against males is underway. By linguistic fiat, we have designated this realm of activity by the term "feminism". #feminism #MRA #avfm
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
If I declared myself a feminist for 5 minutes, and then defined feminism, would my definition still have force after the time was up? #MRA
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
The ruling elite of planet Earth is a male elite — and feminism is their instrument of control. #feminism #MRA #MGTOW #antifeminism #avfm
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
The world has no duty to make itself idiot-proof for the benefit of idiots who might just happen to be female. #MRA #MGTOW #feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
The predictable consequence of a male-unfriendly world will be a world of unfriendly males. Don't say nobody warned you. #feminism #mgtow
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 26, 2013
Radical? Damn straight! "It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that STING!" #antifeminism #avfm #MGTOW #MHRM #nonfeminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
In times like these, we boil the pitch down to the rosin and we live passionately. My god, what a time to be alive! #MGTOW #MRA #feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
Ladies, if female supremacy becomes reality, you'll be surrounded by a hostile slave population. Does that sound like a good life?#feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 25, 2013
The idea that "women" are (or were) "oppressed" is an hypothesis derived by interpretation — a political fable, a just-so story. #feminism
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 26, 2013
The neglected question of women's moral accountability is the fat, disease-ridden fly in the feminist oatmeal. #feminism #MRA #MGTOW @avfm
— Fidelbogen – gab.ai/Fidelbogen (@fidelbogen) June 23, 2013
Why does reading Fidelbogen always make me hungry?
I…I don’t think ants work that way…
Let’s keep him around for when the computers take over.
He might Kirk them to death! Because I certainly can’t make head nor tail of any of this.
This one takes the cake:
Um… yeah? Among the seven billion people on the planet I’m sure there are some female supremacists, and they would logically be committed to female supremacy. So… good on you for pointing out the trivially true?
Fidel is good, but he’s no @dril.
Pitiful.
…this is… okay…
He was trying to say something about feminism, here, clearly, something definitional.
But it’s definition by fiat, just once again screaming ‘feminism is about female supremacy!’
…but he didn’t even get to the point of clearly defining it.
So it becomes so much babble. “Supremacism is when you want supremacy for something, and if you want supremacy if you succeed you’re supreme. Got it? #MRA”
Nothing but noise. #Fidelbogen
I didn’t really quote from many of them here, but it’s sort of amazing how many of his tweets (and posts) are basically excuses for intellectual dishonesty, usually with the excuse “well, the feminists did it first.” Here’s a pretty explicit one:
https://twitter.com/fidelbogen/status/349835416729427970
Now now, to be fair – “We must be incredible people!” sounds like a slogan straight out of a 90’ies self help book. You can just imagine the power chorus and close up of a man saying it atop a mountain while explosions happen in the background.
“It’s not enough to be a man. We must become SUPERMAN! #SuperMRA”
“We can’t defeat Feminism merely as Men’s Right Activists. We be… Masterfully Righteous Assholes! #Acronyms #MasterRace”
“Resistance is futile. So we must become the Borg! #Assimilate #Hivemind”
“It’s not enough to merely be good. We must be… God. #Ascension #Apotheosis #FulledByTenThousandBloodSacrifices”
“A credible man who became an incredible slave. An incredible slave who became an unfriendly male. An unfriendly male who wrote angry tweets against an empire. #WhatWeDoInLife #Echoes #Eternity”
“The fight against Feminism is best described by an overwrought metaphor, for which this statement is an analogy #LinguisticLayers #Dictionary #3rdGradeEnglish”
“Feminism must be taken off the road. Down to the MRA mechanic. Where we’ll adjust the TIRES OF MISANDRY and calibrate the BRAKES OF MISERY and maybe adjust the OIL LEVELS OF OPPRESSION! That car won’t get allowed to drive without top notch mechanical certification! #SafetyGuidelines #MRAMechanics #ProperService”
“The local city council has shut down the MRA Automobile Fixer, on account of too much misogyny and the spike of road accidents. #DamnGuidelines #200%Rise #BrakeFaults”
“We labor, like a growing army of ants. Like ants, we are lead from the shadows by a single queen, following hate-trails and desire-paths lead by others of our kind, to the mines of Manboobz, we were toil and troll #ChemTrails #Ant4Life #Pheremones”
What is this, a Men’s Rights movement for ANTS? –Fidelzoolander
I lolled.
AND DOMA IS STRUCK TO THE QUICK
Yes, fidelbogen, but feminists can get our movement inspected for $12 at any mechanic’s shop. Then we take our certificate of inspection to the DMV to get a 2 year renewal on our license plates. If the brakes are actually squeaking, then the mechanic will not sign off on the inspection until the brake pads and rotors are replaced.
See that, fidelbogen? We belong on the road because our brake pads and rotors are new.
…but for brake fluid we use the blood of credulous men?
Or something?
Does he really have nothing better to do with his time than scream into the abyss? I mean, really- who is his audience? He sounds like he’s trying to rally the crowd during a protest, except that there’s no crowd and no actual issue. Do these twit-turds actually provoke any sort of response?
…and how many times can I use “actually” in four lines?
That’s the head of the nail, right there.
RE: Falconer
You jerk, now I’m going to be reading all fidelbogenisms in Shatner’s voice. You’ve just ruined Star Trek for me.
Also, I love how whenever an MRA talks about “female responsibility,” they mean women getting terribly hurt for bad reasons?
I bet he thinks he’s really clever, patting himself on the back for each tweet he makes.
Nah, we use sperm. That’s why they’re scared of sperm jacking.
Actually, rebbitwink, I think I can probably beat you on the “actually” front, as I tend to use it like every other sentence, and have to regularly prune it from my writing. Like actually for real.
Er, rabbitwink, actually.
Feminism is a car? I hope it’s a cool one.
The ruling elite of planet Earth is a male elite — and feminism is their instrument of control. #feminism #MRA #MGTOW #antifeminism #avfm
3:41 AM – 23 Jun 2013
Fidel is going all Marxist here. He finally bought into the femino-welfaro-Marxist plot. We’ve got a new minion, hyark, hyark, hyark.
Feminism is an obese, ant-ridden fly-tortoise with wheels. In oatmeal.
We should have a chapter in the MRhistory book devoted to Fidel’s account of the historical non-oppression of women.
Feminism may be an anteater, but MRAs don’t shower so we are not vulnerable to their terrors. #itastebad