So our old friend Fidelbogen the Counter-Feminist Agent of Male Renaissance has gotten on the Twitter. And even though he hasn’t yet figured out how to replace his generic egg avatar, and has managed to amass only 44 followers (one of them me), he’s been tweeting up a storm in the last couple of days.
Indeed, he’s so proud of his recent tweets that he screenshotted a bunch of them and put them on his blog under the title Casting Your Breadcrumbs Upon the Water. (Huh. I thought the expression was “Cast your bread upon the waters.” Maybe Fidelbogen is hoping to recruit some ducks?)
Anyway, I thought I’d give his timely tweety wisdom a somewhat wider audience. I hope he won’t mind.
Can you all suggest some more Fidelbogenisms for him to post?
“Hypergamy: the female imperative to infinitely seek higher value men. Its logical conclusion leads to men with infinite bank accounts. #Mathematical impossibility #LoopedVortex #RestrainHypergamy”
Why is he using what appears to be a hard boiled egg as his Twitter icon?
@CassandraSays
Presumably because he hasn’t figured out how to change the thing or hasn’t bothered. The egg (a baby bird, get it. . .) is the default twitter icon.
Well, I’m bored. Making fun of fidelbogen is just too easy. It’s like when you look at a KKK twitter feed and you think, “Hey, I should say something,” and then you realize that the tweets pretty much invalidate themselves without requiring any mockery. It’s a parody of itself, really.
I think it’s almost endearing that he’s the unofficial twitter account of hilarious MRA propaganda snippets. Actually, let me say “incipits” instead of “snippets”, because the former is snappier. It’s amazing how someone can tweet so much and literally say nothing about anything.
Oh wait, that’s what Twitter is for anyway.
Fidelbogen is killing *something*, that much is certain.
That third one about “finite” equality really confuses me. Is he in favor of quotas? If so, what happened to the “b-b-but the BEST MAN FOR THE JOB!” canard?
Also, what is “feminist guilt”? I’m even more confused. Probably.because the survey exposed my true identity: I’m ferrets in a David suit. (Three ferrets, to be exact. We work in eight-hour shifts.)
I tend to shy away from lookism, but this time I’m sort of unable to stop myself from noticing that @Fidelbogen looks like the stereotypical serial killer.
Curse you for encouraging us to look at his picture. Now I’ll have nightmares in which some scary-ass dude with a ‘stache chases me around with a machete while spouting TimeCube-worthy gibberish.
I always pictured the stereotypical serial killer looking a little more Ted Bundyish.
Fidelbogen just looks really, really ordinary.
Also, I guess he’s reading this thread, since the egg has been replaced. The blur effect is a bit creepy – Photoshop is a privilege, dude, not a right.
Lol, “females”.
Am I the only one who thinks he looks out of his time? I fully expect a full length picture to show him wearing a tunic and leggings
No, dude, you have it all wrong. It’s physiologically impossible for feminists to “come clean about feminist guilt” – if we say the words “feminist guilt” we explode.
@Fibinachi
This tweet is missing a RT@DavidKMeller
@ Shadow
Hark! Prithee hear my tale of persecuted penis woe! What evil through yonder misandrist window breaks?
Waiter, there is a feminist in my oatmeal!
I give up. He’s impossible to parody – too ridiculous.
He should put that on a bumper sticker!
What’s this feminist doing in my oatmeal?
The backstroke.
Feminists like to cook strawberries and cream flavored oatmeal in their MICROWAVE OF MISANDRY!
#Fight the matriarchy!
@Cassandra
He makes me think of a less coherent Luther. I also expect him to start talking about “the Godless Orientals” and “savages”(I think he already has).
@thebionicmommy
While I usually want to grieve for the English language when I read any of his articles that get linked here, something magical happens when he tries to create pithy slogans and memes.
Why oatmeal? He’s so awkward.
he has a youtube channel too but there’s zero percent chance I’m clicking on any of the videos
http://www.youtube.com/user/fidelbogen
Feminist-controlled OSHA ruins men’s oatmeal by making the flies wear hairnets.
#illuminati
@Shadow, I agree, it is truly magical.
Here’s another goodie.
The phrase “ruling elite of planet earth” sounds like something from an episode of Transformers or Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
@filo4000
Bless you!!!! That channel is awesome. Guys!! This motherfucker actually talks how he writes!! It is amazeballs!!