So our old friend Fidelbogen the Counter-Feminist Agent of Male Renaissance has gotten on the Twitter. And even though he hasn’t yet figured out how to replace his generic egg avatar, and has managed to amass only 44 followers (one of them me), he’s been tweeting up a storm in the last couple of days.
Indeed, he’s so proud of his recent tweets that he screenshotted a bunch of them and put them on his blog under the title Casting Your Breadcrumbs Upon the Water. (Huh. I thought the expression was “Cast your bread upon the waters.” Maybe Fidelbogen is hoping to recruit some ducks?)
Anyway, I thought I’d give his timely tweety wisdom a somewhat wider audience. I hope he won’t mind.
Can you all suggest some more Fidelbogenisms for him to post?
Fideling while men’s homes are burning?
“Bloodhound without an intellect?”
I reject the frame of feminism, thereby entering the realm of non-feminism, a magical land free of misandry inside my wardrobe. #MRA/MHRA/M(H)RA
He has a real interesting problem with words and their meanings, doesn’t he?
The nazis killed millions of jews through gaschambers, feminazis deprived millions of men through friendzoning
But I don’t like hiding under rocks. Its cold & damp & worm-y. Can I hide behind the sofa instead?
#Genocide #Holocaust #Blueballs
infinitely
How about
“Feminists! I say unto you knock it off with all the Feminism, already!
The innumerate eschaton of beginningnosity so immanent to the current generation of White Knighting begs the question: when the altazimuth? #MHRA #deepthoughts
My sister is letting me play with her new laptop! So of course I am composing tweets for Fidelbogen:
Feminists evidence internet-born narcissism, feeding us in shallow and un-nutritious ways. Like cupcakes, a trend that deserves death #MRA
Feminists are enablers of women, like cupcakes they let women cruise the sugary world of self-indulgence. #MRA #trypaleodiet
Men are operating as de facto deputies of feminism. We must will an alternative subjectivity to the cupcakes it engenders #DontEatSugar
Our duty is to manfully endure, oppose the vaunting foe, digest and excrete defeats, until we can take away the cupcakes of feminism #SeriouslyINeedASnack
What’s with the infinity stuff?
That’s like saying the civil rights movement would rob white people eventually and infinitely.
David Futrelle,
Here’s another one for you from Fidelbogen’s twiiter feed.
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“The main thing about feminists is, THEY LIE. Without falsehood, feminism would never have gotten off square one.”
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https://twitter.com/fidelbogen/status/302173642484240386
He also links to an article in his tweet, that claims to debunk a particular feminist auther. Truth be told, even if he found one dishonest feminist that wouldn’t prove that feminism has survived on falsehood or that historically our society has not been dominated by men, or that historically women were not treated unfairly and had their rights violated.
David Futrelle,
Hmm.. I didn’t realize it would show his tweet in my comment like that.
David Futrelle,
Off course you asked me for something for him that could post on twitter.
How about “Fight the matriarchy, even through we can’t prove the world is run by women, trust us, it is”
David Futrelle,
Actually lets change that, to
“Fight the matriarchy, even through we can’t prove the world is run by evil women, trust us, it is”
That’s more dramatic and technically “MRA” ideology does kind of state that our society is run by malevolent females.
Two of the top stories on r/mensrights right now:
Trying to figure out if a woman consents to sex is so difficult! Feminists think 98% of sex is rape because consent is so haaaaaaard. Consent is clearly an unreasonable feminazi standard and we should make fun of it, pretend it requires written contracts, and say it takes all the joy out of sex.
But for men, consenting to sex is a very important men’s rights issue. Not funny at all.
@titianblue
Silly, that’s what you do when the Daleks are on.
Come to think of it, MRA’s are like Daleks, although the Daleks are open about their desire to exterminate anyone who is not them.
Hmm. Falconer and Argenti don’t seem to be here right now, but I’ll leave this post for them anyway, for when he eventually returns from taking care of his new tiny!Falconers and zie returns from taking care of zer fishies.
The prompt Falconer sponsored, ‘The Ship Of Dreams’ has been posted! Thanks, Falconer! Also, I’m selling little $5 print copies for another (much longer) story I just finished! Woo!
In other news, fidelbogen is bloviating and Pope Bears shit in Catholic woods.
RE: cloudiah
I can’t even bear to click those links.
“Hide under a rock while you still have time!”
No thanks, I think I’ll throw the rock.
Can I hide *on* the sofa, while watching TV?
…u will infinitely rob men in order to give to women.
I didn’t even know I had an infinite amount of stuff.
If any woman wants an infinite amount of my stuff, she just needs to show me where it is, and I’ll give her a 10% finder’s fee. 10% of infinity is still infinity so that seems like a reasonable deal.
“Hide under a rock while you still have time?” Or what? Fidelbogen’s going to throw an unwieldy, poorly thought out sentence at my head?
If he gets any less interesting I may go hide in bed.
Watch out for his Arbitrary capitalization!