This won’t be news to a lot of you — I’m a little late getting to it — but our old pal Tom Martin, the repulsive British MRA celebrity, is actually going ahead with the somewhat baffling video “women and comedy” project he was babbling about in the comments here many months ago, when he was still allowed to comment here. Well, “actually going ahead with it” this August if he can get anyone else to agree to work for him for free minimum wage.
The documentary project is called “Laughing with Women” and, Martin explains, it will “investigat[e] if gold-digging impairs women’s joke-making ability, and if, when women reject gold-digging in all its forms, they can become instantly funnier.”
In case that didn’t make sense to you — don’t worry, that’s a completely natural reaction — Tom explains his, er, “logic” a bit further in a jobs listing he’s posted in hopes of finding a crew, which has already gotten a good deal of ridicule over at PZ Myers’ and on at least one comedy website.
Why are women, on average, slightly less funny than men? Does gold-digging in particular impede women’s joke-making ability? When women publicly reject gold-digging, do they become as funny, or even funnier than men?
In his numerous visits to Man Boobz, Martin expounded at length on the topic of gold-digging women, generally referring to them by his preferred term, the shorter and blunter “whores.” Martin has previously estimated that roughly 97% of women fit this description, and has suggested that female penguins are also whores. Frankly, once he gets going on the topic, it’s hard to shut him up, which is partly why he’s no longer welcome in the comments here.
In any case, this odd hypothesis will be tested, Martin says, with a “radical, and revealing street-based social experiment.”
Still puzzled? Mike Booth, the British video comedian behind SomeGreyBloke and Dan Cardamon, has managed to tease out a few more details from Martin (posting here as sexismBusters):
Martin is confident that his proposed video will blow the lid off this whole “women and gold-digging and comedy, no really, they’re connected” thing:
If the radical, and revealing street-based social experiment at the centre of our documentary proves gold-digging does make women less funny (as pre-production research suggests) then our findings will make headlines around the world, our film’s two minute teaser trailer attached to all those news and blog articles (Update: this advert alone has already been blogged and tweeted about by outraged PC types).
The full documentary will be shot to a broadcast-quality standard and format, giving mainstream television companies worldwide the opportunity to purchase broadcasting rights (if they’re feeling brave enough) whilst we maintain a virtually guaranteed revenue stream from our already established hardcore of supporters and fans within the non PC gender equality field around the world, who, along with everyone else, will be able to enjoy Laughing with Women on newly launched pay-per-view channel, Vimeo on Demand (VoD) – where VoD itself takes a very modest 10% cut. The documentary has the potential to be translated into several languages – gold-digging a familiar if hidden story in every country, until now.
In other words, it sounds like some sort of video gold mine.
So I’d recommend that all gold-digging women out there try to get in on the ground floor of this Tom Martin dude.
Oh, and speaking of Dan Cardamon, here’s the faux MRA’s take on the project:
CORRECTION: This post originally stated that Martin wouldnt’ be paying his crew, but he says he will be paying them minimum wage, so I’ve corrected the relevant passage above.
EDITED TO ADD: Tom has shown up in the comments, and I’m letting his comments through (for now at least), so if you have any questions for him, feel free to head to the comments to address him directly.
A Pocket Full of Misandry
A Whore and a Gentleman
Rosemary’s Whore
The Good, The Bad, and The Whores
How Green Was My Whore
Gone WIth The Whore
The Whore Has Landed (in Covent Garden, a long time ago)
The Whore in Miss Jones
Deep Whore
Treasure of the Sierra Whores
Birth of a Whore
Birth of a Whore documents Tom Martin’s original lawsuit against the LSE.
LOL
My Fair Whore
West Side Whore
Whoreklohoma!
Pride of the Whores
Raiders of the Lost Whores is the sequel (ie what we’re witnessing right now). Spoiler – it doesn’t have a happy ending.
Whore of the Worlds?
The Whore Strikes Back
(LSE sends in the bailiffs)
RE: Tom Martin
50/50 women split the bill
…okay. Not a woman, but I already do that. So?
Whore-ders?
Amityville Whorer
Save the Last Whore for Me
A Whore and a Gentleman
Whore’s Moving Goalposts
You know, it just occurred to me, an old schoolfriend of mine is a mining engineer. That would make him a gold digger.
Guy’s hilarious, though.
V for Whore
Dial M for Whore
Ben-Whore
World Whore Z?
Or World Whore LSE, maybe?
Jurassic Whore
Whorish Expectations
Oliver Whore
Dr Whorelittle
Dr Jekyll and Mr Whore
The Adventures of Sherlock Whore
Murder By Dewhore
Never Say Whore Again
GoldDigger (title song by Shirley Bassey)
The Dark Whore Rises
Wait! Don’t you see Tom’s cunning plan??!? He’s offering money, therefore making you gold digging penguin whores and trying to make you come up with funny names for his movie. There is no study, this is the study!!!1!!eleventy! And the results are in: manboobzers are 100% goldiginpenguinwhores, 100% on denial and really not funny. Or something.
Yellaine: Wait.. how many of us think he is going to pay up? I don’t expect him to; even if he does use one of my suggestions.
So that would mean I was funny when I wasn’t digging for gold.
Or something.
Whoring Nemo
My whore totoro
Whore in a shell
The whoreover
March of the penguins… (Which are already whores apparently)
The good, the bad, and the whores
Whorest gump
Prostitute Kane
To whore a mockingbird
Bravewhore
Whorgo
No country for whore men
Whorey Potter and misandrist chairs…
I wish I was a penguin sometimes, since they’re so fat and cuddly… Does that mean I’m a whore?
Remember way back when this was first posted when I said I wanted to draw this? Well I made a really quick and crappy comic if anyone’s interested.
(And here’s a direct link to the image if anyone is opposed to deviantart for whatever reason.)
Love the cartoon, augochlorella! 😀
And auggz wins the internets with “Whorey Potter and misandrist chairs…”
That’s alright pecunium, you’re a dude so you’re not a whore. Us ladies… well we might SAY we don’t hope for the money but we’re probably in denial.
auggziliary, I’m pretty sure you can be very fat and cuddly as a human (gold digging whore), if that can make you feel better.