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Women Laughing Alone At Tom Martin (and his video project about “gold-digging women”)

Gold digger, 1933 model
Gold digger, 1933 model

This won’t be news to a lot of you — I’m a little late getting to it — but our old pal Tom Martin, the repulsive British MRA celebrity, is actually going ahead with the somewhat baffling video “women and comedy” project he was babbling about in the comments here many months ago, when he was still allowed to comment here. Well, “actually going ahead with it” this August if he can get anyone else to agree to work for him for free minimum wage.

The documentary project is called “Laughing with Women” and, Martin explains, it will “investigat[e] if gold-digging impairs women’s joke-making ability, and if, when women reject gold-digging in all its forms, they can become instantly funnier.”

In case that didn’t make sense to you — don’t worry, that’s a completely natural reaction — Tom explains his, er, “logic” a bit further in a jobs listing he’s posted in hopes of finding a crew, which has already gotten a good deal of ridicule over at PZ Myers’ and on at least one comedy website.

Why are women, on average, slightly less funny than men? Does gold-digging in particular impede women’s joke-making ability? When women publicly reject gold-digging, do they become as funny, or even funnier than men?

In his numerous visits to Man Boobz, Martin expounded at length on the topic of gold-digging women, generally referring to them by his preferred term, the shorter and blunter “whores.” Martin has previously estimated that roughly 97% of women fit this description, and has  suggested that female penguins are also whores. Frankly, once he gets going on the topic, it’s hard to shut him up, which is partly why he’s no longer welcome in the comments here.

In any case, this odd hypothesis will be tested, Martin says, with a “radical, and revealing street-based social experiment.”

Still puzzled? Mike Booth, the British video comedian behind SomeGreyBloke and Dan Cardamon, has managed to tease out a few more details from Martin (posting here as sexismBusters):

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Martin is confident that his proposed video will blow the lid off this whole “women and gold-digging and comedy, no really, they’re connected” thing:

If the radical, and revealing street-based social experiment at the centre of our documentary proves gold-digging does make women less funny (as pre-production research suggests) then our findings will make headlines around the world, our film’s two minute teaser trailer attached to all those news and blog articles (Update: this advert alone has already been blogged and tweeted about by outraged PC types).

The full documentary will be shot to a broadcast-quality standard and format, giving mainstream television companies worldwide the opportunity to purchase broadcasting rights (if they’re feeling brave enough) whilst we maintain a virtually guaranteed revenue stream from our already established hardcore of supporters and fans within the non PC gender equality field around the world, who, along with everyone else, will be able to enjoy Laughing with Women on newly launched pay-per-view channel, Vimeo on Demand (VoD) – where VoD itself takes a very modest 10% cut. The documentary has the potential to be translated into several languages – gold-digging a familiar if hidden story in every country, until now.

In other words, it sounds like some sort of video gold mine.

So I’d recommend that all gold-digging women out there try to get in on the ground floor of this Tom Martin dude.

Oh, and speaking of Dan Cardamon, here’s the faux MRA’s take on the project:

CORRECTION: This post originally stated that Martin wouldnt’ be paying his crew, but he says he will be paying them minimum wage, so I’ve corrected the relevant passage above.

EDITED TO ADD: Tom has shown up in the comments, and I’m letting his comments through (for now at least), so if you have any questions for him, feel free to head to the comments to address him directly.

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Theda Bara
Theda Bara
11 years ago

Look at me, for the love of god please look at me. Whores.

I’m getting desperate. Even though whores.

Even though I’m a low-life with no joy in my life you are still all whores.

The Biggest whore. Whores.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

Wasn’t Tom Martin banned for being His Royal Highness, King Asshat? (Three guesses what his throne was.)

Tom Martin, go away. I’m still nursing my sad boner about how you LOST the troll of the year award last year. Man, do you have any idea how much internet money I had running on your win? And yet even in your trollness, you disappointed me.

Now leave me. I must go write unhappy poetry in the dark about my feelings.

serrana
serrana
11 years ago

12 Angry Whores

The Usual Whores

Whore Gump

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

One vote for “Fuck! I’m stupid.”

Nothing for the whore series as my brain is such jello I sat down with pasta, no grated cheese, and no fork. Yeah.

serrana
serrana
11 years ago

The Silence of the Whores

Apocalypse Whore

It’s a Wonderful Whore

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

LBT — I think he was grated permission to post to just this thread and only if he stayed on the topic of his project.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Whore vs Godzilla

The Whores of Dracula

The Green Whore

Star Whores: A New Beginning

The Whore Strikes Back

Return of the Whores

serrana
serrana
11 years ago

Das Whore

Full Metal Whore

Star Wars: Episode Whore

Tom Martin fan (Tom Martin)
Tom Martin fan (Tom Martin)
11 years ago
Reply to  Kittehserf

Attack of the 50/50 Women

serrana
serrana
11 years ago

Haha, was I ninja’s by Kittehserf or not? I can’t tell.

serrana
serrana
11 years ago

Tom if you hope to be funny, first you need to make sense.

gelar
gelar
11 years ago

Will Pay for Title

Theda Bara
Theda Bara
11 years ago

Oh Tom you are so clever. Even the fish is in awe.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

RE: Argenti

This still doesn’t cure my sadboner. 🙁 I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE HE LOST! He called female penguins whores! HOW DO YOU BEAT THAT?

MRAL, why you gotta spoil everything, even the trolls who postdate you? *shaking fist*

RE: Tom Martin

…50/50 Women?

Kittehserf
11 years ago

serrana, if it was eps 4-6, yes, if 1-3, nope! 😀

Tom Martin fan (Tom Martin)
Tom Martin fan (Tom Martin)
11 years ago
Reply to  LBT

50/50 women split the bill

serrana
serrana
11 years ago

OH GOOD TOM WILL EXPLAIN THE JOKE TO US

Theda Bara
Theda Bara
11 years ago

Oh dear god so clever. Crap I rolled my eyes so hard I’m having a religious experience.

pecunium
11 years ago

Tommy: Come on ladies, for £200, it’s time to start feeling it. Fake it until you make it,,,

See, this is where your theory falls apart… no one here really wants your money (I’d like you to pay your fine, but I’m an idealist).

But lessee… Manos, the Whores of Fate

Plan Whore From Outer Space

Fantastic Whorage

Star Whores

The Secret Policeman’s Other Whore.

The Aristocrats

The Gold Diggers of 2013

Last Exit to Whorebylon

A Whore Grows in Brooklyn

gelar
gelar
11 years ago

Prospect for Laugh Nuggets

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
11 years ago

Two Unconnected, Unmeasurable, Undefinable, Subjective Variables: They Not Only Correlate, but a Causal Link Has Been Discovered Before the Experiment Even Started, Part II: Electric Boogaloo

There’s no need to send me my 200 pounds, just donate it to LSE in my name

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Or whatever a woman who isn’t a whore according to Tom Martin is called. Unicorn?

Puffins?

Platypus*. The rest of us can be Komodo dragons.

*I have no idea how to pluralise that.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Butch Whore and the Sundance Whore

A Clockwork Whore

Crocodile Whore

The Adventures of Barry McWhore

Moulin Whore

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Platypus plural is like octopus plural: do not go there!

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

One (whore) Flew Over The Sad Bastard

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