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Women Laughing Alone At Tom Martin (and his video project about “gold-digging women”)

Gold digger, 1933 model
Gold digger, 1933 model

This won’t be news to a lot of you — I’m a little late getting to it — but our old pal Tom Martin, the repulsive British MRA celebrity, is actually going ahead with the somewhat baffling video “women and comedy” project he was babbling about in the comments here many months ago, when he was still allowed to comment here. Well, “actually going ahead with it” this August if he can get anyone else to agree to work for him for free minimum wage.

The documentary project is called “Laughing with Women” and, Martin explains, it will “investigat[e] if gold-digging impairs women’s joke-making ability, and if, when women reject gold-digging in all its forms, they can become instantly funnier.”

In case that didn’t make sense to you — don’t worry, that’s a completely natural reaction — Tom explains his, er, “logic” a bit further in a jobs listing he’s posted in hopes of finding a crew, which has already gotten a good deal of ridicule over at PZ Myers’ and on at least one comedy website.

Why are women, on average, slightly less funny than men? Does gold-digging in particular impede women’s joke-making ability? When women publicly reject gold-digging, do they become as funny, or even funnier than men?

In his numerous visits to Man Boobz, Martin expounded at length on the topic of gold-digging women, generally referring to them by his preferred term, the shorter and blunter “whores.” Martin has previously estimated that roughly 97% of women fit this description, and has  suggested that female penguins are also whores. Frankly, once he gets going on the topic, it’s hard to shut him up, which is partly why he’s no longer welcome in the comments here.

In any case, this odd hypothesis will be tested, Martin says, with a “radical, and revealing street-based social experiment.”

Still puzzled? Mike Booth, the British video comedian behind SomeGreyBloke and Dan Cardamon, has managed to tease out a few more details from Martin (posting here as sexismBusters):

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Martin is confident that his proposed video will blow the lid off this whole “women and gold-digging and comedy, no really, they’re connected” thing:

If the radical, and revealing street-based social experiment at the centre of our documentary proves gold-digging does make women less funny (as pre-production research suggests) then our findings will make headlines around the world, our film’s two minute teaser trailer attached to all those news and blog articles (Update: this advert alone has already been blogged and tweeted about by outraged PC types).

The full documentary will be shot to a broadcast-quality standard and format, giving mainstream television companies worldwide the opportunity to purchase broadcasting rights (if they’re feeling brave enough) whilst we maintain a virtually guaranteed revenue stream from our already established hardcore of supporters and fans within the non PC gender equality field around the world, who, along with everyone else, will be able to enjoy Laughing with Women on newly launched pay-per-view channel, Vimeo on Demand (VoD) – where VoD itself takes a very modest 10% cut. The documentary has the potential to be translated into several languages – gold-digging a familiar if hidden story in every country, until now.

In other words, it sounds like some sort of video gold mine.

So I’d recommend that all gold-digging women out there try to get in on the ground floor of this Tom Martin dude.

Oh, and speaking of Dan Cardamon, here’s the faux MRA’s take on the project:

CORRECTION: This post originally stated that Martin wouldnt’ be paying his crew, but he says he will be paying them minimum wage, so I’ve corrected the relevant passage above.

EDITED TO ADD: Tom has shown up in the comments, and I’m letting his comments through (for now at least), so if you have any questions for him, feel free to head to the comments to address him directly.

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gelar
gelar
11 years ago

My hypothesis of how the majority of test subjects will react after they ask what is meant, specifically, by “gold-digging”.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mavtr0y2vj1rv0dn9.gif

cloudiah
11 years ago

Okay, anagrams of penguin don’t get much, but I found an anagram for female penguin whores: A Peewee Lungfish Morn It sounds like the title of a poem.

Now, Tom Martin fan has some good anagrams:

Mint Fart Moan
Imam Ant Front [courtesy of the Saudi whoriarchy]
Man From Taint
Manna From Tit
Mantra Of Mint

And for the forbidden animal comparisons:

Infant Marmot
Infant Rat Mom

leftwingfox
11 years ago

Man From Taint

WE HAVE A WINNER!

wordsp1nner
wordsp1nner
11 years ago

Infant Rat Mom

Do rats have problems with teenage mothers?

Manna From Tit

I think the rest of us call it breastmilk.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Can we compare them to maggots? It seems fitting.

Theda Bara
Theda Bara
11 years ago

My cat will try to eat that too. And then throw it up. Yup, fitting.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

@gelar – that’s a great image. 😀

@cz m – ““easy” and “knit” do not belong in the same sentence on a feminist website. Sent from my Windows Phone ________________________________”

First I was hooked up with a bloke with no income, now I’m knitting … I’m gonna be in real shit with the hivemind.

“Man from Taint” sounds like The Man from UNCLE in fail mode. Which it would be, of course, if Tom’s involved.

Ditto about animal comparisons. The Furrinati are listening, y’know.

Marie
Marie
11 years ago

@cloudiah

And for the forbidden animal comparisons:

Infant Marmot
Infant Rat Mom

As a rat lover, I totally resent the comparison to creatures as awesome, intelligent, and sociable as rats to Tom Martin.

@leftwingfox

Man From Taint

WE HAVE A WINNER!

::applauds::

Also, it is much harder to watch TV and actually follow the plot and do manboobz then I would have originally assumed. I really should pick one or the other.

cz m
cz m
11 years ago
Reply to  Theda Bara

Comparing anyone to an animal is a dehumanization tactic of war, and best avoided. Read a book called War and Gender for all the reasons why you shouldn’t do it.

Sent from my Windows Phone ________________________________

thekidwiththereplaceablehead
thekidwiththereplaceablehead
11 years ago

Anagrams for “Penguin whores”:
Wino Herpes Gun
Whee Groin Puns
Whee Using Porn
Peen Wing Hours

And the winner:
Wee Spurning Ho

Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III
11 years ago

I’ll say this for Tommy, he seems to bleed money from his crazy schemes, and he always makes me laugh. But, you know, one data point.

Theda Bara
Theda Bara
11 years ago

Wino herpes gun. Yes. Forever.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Wee Spurning Ho

This MUST be said in a Scots accent.

Shaenon
11 years ago

Funny East Asian women:

Manboobzer B
Manboobzer B
11 years ago

And still Mr. Martin refuses to answer the tough questions. How convenient that he neglected to respond to my valid criticisms. I will take his silence as an admission of defeat.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Heh – while here, we’re not hiding his “newsworthy” story, we’re just laughing at it.

There’s no pleasing some people …

WeeBoy
WeeBoy
11 years ago

Wow Tom, you really are as quick as a box of rocks, aint you?

By being as heterocentric as you are, you’re missing a valuable control group – men who are gold-digging other men. are they just as unfunny as gold-digging women? The toy boys of my acquaintance tend towards the ‘sarcastic bitch’ side of humour, so if you can prove they are just as unfunny as female gold diggers you might have something regarding the relationship between gold-digging and humour.

Also – have you ever met an actual gold-digger? Someone who is in a relationship with someone solely for their money or status? Football WAGs? City toy-boys? They’re not at home. They’re out spending their significant other’s money. Having a fair few sporting mates, I’ve seen gold-diggers in action – and they’re not introverted. They’re outgoing, gregarious, very conventionally pretty, and often quite amusing.

But if you’re so clueless you think the worst gold-diggers are women who work in the home because their husband demands it, their culture demands it, the economy demands it, the language barrier demands it… or they just want to, then I’m pretty sure the people you’re paying piss all to prove your point to you are going to wise up and fuck off reeeeally quickly.

anadiomene122
anadiomene122
11 years ago

Anyone who thinks women are more likely to gold-dig rich men than men are rich women has never met a debutante.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Another thing Tommy never stops to contemplate is connected to WeeBoy’s excellent points – a lot of these Rich Menz had the benefit of a support system at home, aka a wife. Their domestic needs are taken care of, and that means they have a fuckton more time to devote to their moneymaking ventures. Working women very seldom have that luxury. It’s not “you can have it all” it’s “you have to do it all” in too many cases.

Dvärghundspossen
11 years ago

@Kitten: I think that might be slooooooowly changing though… I’ve noticed that in interviews with successful female politicians they’ll often talk about how their husband stayed at home a lot with the kids and took care of domestic business or else their career wouldn’t have been possible. Although largely, you’re absolutely right. And I think that’s a big reason why there are so terribly few female heads of corporations.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Wee Spurning Ho sounds like an MRAs interpretation of the plot of Wintersmith.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Also, having grown up around some very rich people, it’s been my observation that successful “gold-digging” often requires wit and excellent conversational skills. If people are going to essentially pay someone to be their companion they’re probably going to want that person to be entertaining company.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

@Cassandra – not to mention the skill to look like they enjoy the company of someone who might not have much to recommend them except their cash … the thought of being married to Donald Trump or Bernie Ecclestone or Rupert Murdoch or Gina Rinehart gives me the screaming heebiejeebies.

I haven’t read Wintersmith, but Wee Spurning Ho did make me think of the pictsies. 😀

@Dvarghundsposssen, yes – and notice the crap men who fill that role get? Our Prime Minister’s partner is always getting shit for not being a Real Man, and the PM herself just had a turd of a shock jock asking her if her partner’s gay (the turd actually equated hairdresser with gay).

At least this lowlife got sacked.

Still, it’s a relief every time one’s reminded of people who do go against the age-old norms.

Kittehserf
11 years ago
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