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Women Laughing Alone At Tom Martin (and his video project about “gold-digging women”)

Gold digger, 1933 model
Gold digger, 1933 model

This won’t be news to a lot of you — I’m a little late getting to it — but our old pal Tom Martin, the repulsive British MRA celebrity, is actually going ahead with the somewhat baffling video “women and comedy” project he was babbling about in the comments here many months ago, when he was still allowed to comment here. Well, “actually going ahead with it” this August if he can get anyone else to agree to work for him for free minimum wage.

The documentary project is called “Laughing with Women” and, Martin explains, it will “investigat[e] if gold-digging impairs women’s joke-making ability, and if, when women reject gold-digging in all its forms, they can become instantly funnier.”

In case that didn’t make sense to you — don’t worry, that’s a completely natural reaction — Tom explains his, er, “logic” a bit further in a jobs listing he’s posted in hopes of finding a crew, which has already gotten a good deal of ridicule over at PZ Myers’ and on at least one comedy website.

Why are women, on average, slightly less funny than men? Does gold-digging in particular impede women’s joke-making ability? When women publicly reject gold-digging, do they become as funny, or even funnier than men?

In his numerous visits to Man Boobz, Martin expounded at length on the topic of gold-digging women, generally referring to them by his preferred term, the shorter and blunter “whores.” Martin has previously estimated that roughly 97% of women fit this description, and has  suggested that female penguins are also whores. Frankly, once he gets going on the topic, it’s hard to shut him up, which is partly why he’s no longer welcome in the comments here.

In any case, this odd hypothesis will be tested, Martin says, with a “radical, and revealing street-based social experiment.”

Still puzzled? Mike Booth, the British video comedian behind SomeGreyBloke and Dan Cardamon, has managed to tease out a few more details from Martin (posting here as sexismBusters):

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Martin is confident that his proposed video will blow the lid off this whole “women and gold-digging and comedy, no really, they’re connected” thing:

If the radical, and revealing street-based social experiment at the centre of our documentary proves gold-digging does make women less funny (as pre-production research suggests) then our findings will make headlines around the world, our film’s two minute teaser trailer attached to all those news and blog articles (Update: this advert alone has already been blogged and tweeted about by outraged PC types).

The full documentary will be shot to a broadcast-quality standard and format, giving mainstream television companies worldwide the opportunity to purchase broadcasting rights (if they’re feeling brave enough) whilst we maintain a virtually guaranteed revenue stream from our already established hardcore of supporters and fans within the non PC gender equality field around the world, who, along with everyone else, will be able to enjoy Laughing with Women on newly launched pay-per-view channel, Vimeo on Demand (VoD) – where VoD itself takes a very modest 10% cut. The documentary has the potential to be translated into several languages – gold-digging a familiar if hidden story in every country, until now.

In other words, it sounds like some sort of video gold mine.

So I’d recommend that all gold-digging women out there try to get in on the ground floor of this Tom Martin dude.

Oh, and speaking of Dan Cardamon, here’s the faux MRA’s take on the project:

CORRECTION: This post originally stated that Martin wouldnt’ be paying his crew, but he says he will be paying them minimum wage, so I’ve corrected the relevant passage above.

EDITED TO ADD: Tom has shown up in the comments, and I’m letting his comments through (for now at least), so if you have any questions for him, feel free to head to the comments to address him directly.

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Lisa
Lisa
11 years ago

Haha I talked to him by accident trying to be witty. And now he follows me on twitter, should I be scared?

Lisa
Lisa
11 years ago

I don’t think he understand wittyness, or anything for that matter.

CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1)

Testing one two three. Testing one two three

CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1)

Well, I’m able to comment using this account but not the other one.

CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1)

David Futrelle

I just want to say that I think Martin is one of the biggest self parodies out there. I wonder if he actually think Dan Cardamon is a real MRA.

BigMomma
BigMomma
11 years ago

David, will you let him comment if he shows up?

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Oh lord, that reply he made to somegreybloke was pricelessly stupid.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

There’d be a much quicker way to do this: test Tommyboy for whether he has a sense of humour or not.

CriticalDragon1177 (@CriticalDragon1)

@Kittehserf

You wrote,

“Oh lord, that reply he made to somegreybloke was pricelessly stupid.”

We can always count on Dan Martin to make a fool of himself. Much like death and taxes : )

BigMomma
BigMomma
11 years ago

it was incoherent…but gold diggerometer has to be a thing. If not, you may need to knit one, Kitteh

Kittehserf
11 years ago

LOL and a knitted golddiggerometer would probably work just as well as a *cough* real *cough* one.

http://caffaknitted.typepad.com/caffaknitted/images/2008/03/29/boobies.jpg

Aaliyah
11 years ago

“investigat[e] if gold-digging impairs women’s joke-making ability, and if, when women reject gold-digging in all its forms, they can become instantly funnier.”

TRUE SCIENCE

(seriously, wtf? =S)

Kittehserf
11 years ago

“Improved ergonomics for tireless treasure hunting” love it! 😀

BonnieBlue
BonnieBlue
11 years ago

“has suggested that female penguins are also whores.”

I lost it right there.

THIS, folks, is why I continue to willfully expose myself to this MRA nonsense. For every bit that succeeds in genuinely bothering me, there’s about ten or twenty bits like… that. Keep being a “serious human rights movement” guys!

thekidwiththereplaceablehead
thekidwiththereplaceablehead
11 years ago

I thought that women forced men to work all dangerous jobs. Now they all want to be miners? It is hard to keep track of the misandry.

I’m also picturing “rejecting gold digging in all its forms” as a sort of Charismatic laying on of hands where Tom touches a woman’s forehead and she goes into convulsions while the whorespirits leave her.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Tommyboy’s missing out on the real sciency truthiness breakthrough opportunity here. Why aren’t female penguins funnier?

Kittehserf
11 years ago

I’m also picturing “rejecting gold digging in all its forms” as a sort of Charismatic laying on of hands where Tom touches a woman’s forehead and she goes into convulsions while the whorespirits leave her.

Chances of Tom getting to touch any woman’s forehead, let alone other parts of her anatomy: nil.

opium4themasses
opium4themasses
11 years ago

Too difficult to find willing participants?

BigMomma
BigMomma
11 years ago

do the whorespirits take the forms of penguins?

Aaliyah
11 years ago

Tommyboy’s missing out on the real sciency truthiness breakthrough opportunity here. Why aren’t female penguins funnier?

Because female penguins are obviously extra-slutty. They’re even worse. And it’s all because they steal fish from Honest Hardworking Man Penguins.

BigMomma
BigMomma
11 years ago

do you think Tom has an extra-padded directors chair?

Bostonian
Bostonian
11 years ago

I’m sure all his chairs are extra padded! His bum seems to be very sensitive…

opium4themasses
opium4themasses
11 years ago

Yes, we wouldn’t want to see what Tom is like when he is butthurt.

Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

That video! I also sincerely cannot wait to see the results of this “experiment”.

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