So we learned the other day from that Man Going His Own Way that male violence was, like, totally the fault of evil sexy ladies. Now, from this Men’s Rights Redditor, we learn that homophobia — or at least homophobia directed at gay men — is all the fault of straight women and their desire for macho dudes. Because straight men don’t ever express any sort of hostility towards gay or effeminate men — it’s just those darn ladies!
But, huh, what about all those straight dudes who are always calling other dudes “gay” and, you know, that other word that starts with an “f?”
Well, apparently that’s just playful joshing. No harm, no foul! If anything, it shows how wonderfully tolerant of gayness these guys are. I mean, come on, if you can’t see this, you must be stupid, or something. Or so says this other Men’s Rights Redditor:
They’re just having a little fun. You’re not against fun, are you?
Thanks to the AgainstMen’sRights subreddit for pointing me to these quotes.
“You treat us like we’re subhuman!” is a rather overdramatic way to say “why don’t women kiss my ass?”
My girlfriend is emotionally abusing me. She won’t control her cats, they have the audacity to climb up onto my desk and lie down on my keyboard and purr! It makes me feel subhuman. Is there nowhere that I can turn to battle these feline forces of frustrating feminism?! Help me, Clyde, help!
As far as I’m concerned, they’re all poes. “Reason a troll” is still sometimes on my list of important things to do for the day.
Especially when I’m writing a paper, like now. :-/
Ah, you are close to the truth, Mr FancyPants. Humans don’t control cats/dogs/guinea pigs/fish – they control us. They are the Furrinati. Your girlfriend is obviously under their mind control … as is only right and proper.
Very nicely done, katz.
Thanks. I hope no one feels like I’m spamming, but I suppose that won’t be a danger as long as I’m only posting about a comic a month.
We do all bow down before our Feline Overlords, Kittehserf. Pretty damn cute overlords, too.
In other news, clyde is boring, and does not live on earth. In fact, this sentence demonstrates he lives in backwards land. In Clyde verse, it’s white men who are dehumanized. Not people of color. Not women. Not gay people. Not trans* people.** White men. (ignoring all the overlaps those groups are going to have with each other…)
**assumed he was talking about cis men being dehumanized, but I could be wrong.
Yay for Maude LL’s takedown of everything that was wrong with what Clyde was saying…so tired should not manboobz…
@Katz
Yay for the new Pierre! 😀
@Katz
“Attractive white comedians were decimated once ugly ethnic comedians began using the Frankfort School’s Critical Theory approach to criticize White Western Civilization.”
LOL
That’s the best AVfP comic I’ve read.
katz, Pierre is NEVER spamming!
Just think of the outrage among his fans if you didn’t tell us when a new comic was up.
I’m envious, Katz. I have absolutely no design/graphic art talent whatsoever, so people who actually draw web comics impress me.
opium4themasses: Also, gay bashing was never a thing apparently. All those people were really beat up by women and not the men they claimed in their statements.
It was all “violence by proxy”.
katz, if you’re spamming I don’t even want to think about what I’m doing.
Whatever it is, cloudiah, keep doing it! 🙂
Okay, this is totally off topic (except for the note of spamming) but I saw this: http://imgur.com/ugJZOtE and thought of manboobz. My mom didn’t get why me and my sister were so amused 😉
Ahaha! Was catching up on Pierre, and saw the Governmentgetsgirlfriends guy not only commenting on his appearance, but admitting to his nonsense!
“Also, this event did happen, though not exactly the way it is described here.”
Yes, the much deserved mockery has been added. You’re welcome.
Katz, I believe you’ve won at comics. 🙂
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Also the conversation about bisexuality has been interesting. I consider myself bi, but I’m pretty quiet about it, largely because despite being a 2 on the Kinsey scale, I have run into that implication that bisexual men are “gay and kidding themselves”. Partly because I have enough trouble getting into romantic relationships to begin with, and partly because the only time I’ve ever been serious enough with another guy was during a clusterfuckingly confusing love dodecahedron that ended tragically.
Freemage’s observation about the assiumption of male desirability was certainly one of those “Holy shit, you’re right” moments.
One thing I’ve been kind of curious about was the divide between the popularity of Yaoi and the perception of actual gay/bi men. I’m not sure if that’s just a few cases of cognitive dissonance, or if that gulf is more widespread.
Oh wow, I didn’t see GGG had a whine on AVfP.
@leftwingfox From conversations on porn with an ex, she liked such things because the men in yaoi and some porn show men exhibiting pleasure more obviously. She didn’t like traditional porn because it has females showing lots of pleasure but the men are generally quiet. Traditional porn typically being made for men, focused on things she did not care for.
That nipple…
Marie! Oh noes, not penguin whores!
Those lips and that hat.
Tom of Finland’s guys are very pretty for all the hypermasculinity, aren’t they? Some of those dome-like pecs look like they could do with a bra.
I’m sorry, it’s just so funny.
“Paul made his will known”
“I predicted it the moment he promoted her to Canadian News Director,”
“The “liberal, progressive” MRAs were too busy with drum circles, emulating Alan Alda ”
Priceless, just priceless!
@ cloudiah:
OH NOES! DEEP RIFTS BETWEEN TEH MENZ?!
This really is pricess, Kittehserf. David F., please snark this up with a main blog article!