So we learned the other day from that Man Going His Own Way that male violence was, like, totally the fault of evil sexy ladies. Now, from this Men’s Rights Redditor, we learn that homophobia — or at least homophobia directed at gay men — is all the fault of straight women and their desire for macho dudes. Because straight men don’t ever express any sort of hostility towards gay or effeminate men — it’s just those darn ladies!
But, huh, what about all those straight dudes who are always calling other dudes “gay” and, you know, that other word that starts with an “f?”
Well, apparently that’s just playful joshing. No harm, no foul! If anything, it shows how wonderfully tolerant of gayness these guys are. I mean, come on, if you can’t see this, you must be stupid, or something. Or so says this other Men’s Rights Redditor:
They’re just having a little fun. You’re not against fun, are you?
Thanks to the AgainstMen’sRights subreddit for pointing me to these quotes.
@ pec
Untrue. They have lower fitness standards because no woman has ever met the male target. They take off their heavy equipment and hand it to a man while climbing walls.
They are also exempt from the most hazardous duties.
Feddy: Simply screaming at people does not mean you are homeless. If she was clean and well dressed she was living somewhere.
Fat lot you know about it.
When I was homeless I was living somewhere (in a car, mostly). I went to the local community college to bathe. I used a laundromat to keep my clothes clean.
I was lucky, it was short lived. I think I could have managed it for as long as the car didn’t break down; at that point it would have, sooner or later, been impounded.
Your a fool, and intentionally stupid (i.e. you go about in a stupor; because you choose not to see the world as it is), because you want to be the victim.
Yeah, no. I know at least three homeless women who either live in my area or at least spend a lot of time there.
@ cloudiah
Well, I just bought some cute knickers the other day. Shopping for lightweight summer tees now. Sadly I do not have any bonbons, but I do have some of the seasonal double caramel candies from Sees.
Oh and homeless women? Yep. And one very nice homeless veteran who I really hope got shelter // VA care // whatever, his usual spot was the end of the bridge I crossed to get home (good spot too, between downtown and one of the major bus // T stations, hopefully he made enough there to, you know, not be a homeless veteran)
As for women, there was one very nice lady who’s usual spot was between my stop and morning coffee. Always, always “god bless you dear” for so much as an acknowledgement she existed. Maybe that’s the hat’s problem, he just doesn’t acknowledge the homeless people he sees.
And omgs so many teens // young adults…and one epically awesome blind guy who should’ve been singing on broadway, city paper did a piece on him, he has an apt *is in no way surprised considering the way he sings*
Please do not feed the troll. They get indigestion from the indulgence and the intestinal pressure makes their rectocranial function even more difficult.
The Black Fedora :
I have no idea what you are talking about. None of the youth I was talking about were screaming.
Feddy: When did you serve?
Untrue. They have lower fitness standards because no woman has ever met the male target. They take off their heavy equipment and hand it to a man while climbing walls.
No, they have some normed standards, because (gasp!) there are things they can’t do in the same way. But they have to march the same distance, carrying the same loads. They have to swim the same distance, in the same time. They have to clear the same obstacles.
They don’t have to do as many press-ups, and they get a bit more time to run, but that’s about it.
As to gear… if they take it off, it’s because the men do to.
Guess what… in combat, the gear comes off; because it slows you down. You heave it over the wall, or fetch it after.
They are also
exemptbarred from the most hazardous duties. FTFYBut go ahead, call me a liar again. Won’t be the first time, won’t be the last, that someone talking through his hat has been wrong about women in the Armed Forces.
Also they tend to piddle on the rugs, and dry cleaning is bad for the environment.
As but I really want to see pecunium tear apart that spurting about women in the military. Does chewing them alive cause indigestion? If not I think we’ll be fine! (If so…*hands pecunium tums*)
I haven’t been doing any shopping, but I did finish the first side of the purple jumper I’m knitting for my hairdresser, and started the second. Plus I made an appointment for Mads to get her checkup at the vet. (“Wellness check” – gods how I hate that word, what’s wrong with “health” or “wellbeing”?)
I am hoping to expand my HUGE house, so I am applying to BIG DADDY government for a big loan. I hope I crash the US economy, buying knickers and adding rooms onto my HUGE house. Oh, and bonbons of course.
@ Nova
It sounds as if you play the traditionally male role. This can be dangerous as your partner may play the female one. Hence you divorce.
I’m sure the “pussy pass,” as you dipshits call it, has really helped the homeless woman who was a victim of abuse, the homeless woman who is half blind and was thrown out of her husband’s house after he cheated on her, and the homeless woman who lost her house in a flood, being left with nothing but a cart of her belongings and her dog.
Women gotta check their female privilege.
“Wellness check” sounds like they’re going to have a chat with the kitty about her work/life balance and whether she’s experiencing any stress.
@melody, You must be mistaken. All (imaginary) homeless women scream constantly. Which is what proves they’re not homeless.
My bonbons are huge and made of solid gold. This makes chewing them a bit tricky, but still, can’t be slacking off on the misandry, can we?
Argenti, it was the troll getting indigestion and making a mess that was the problem. However you and Pecunium can play with it if you put newspaper down on the floor and promise to clean up afterward. You know the Dark Lord just had the living room recarpeted.
melody – the troll was incapable of remembering who said what. I mentioned the screaming woman (who happens to be unwashed to the point where my barista lights SCENTED FUCKING CANDLES after she’s been two minutes in his cafe) and carries bagloads of stuff with her.
It sounds as if you play the traditionally male role. This can be dangerous as your partner may play the female one. Hence you divorce.
Wait, I thought I was supposed to wallow in the privilege of living a female life… now I find out that will lead to divorce?
Damn, nao I haz a confused.
Can’t you just imagine that conversation?
“I am so stressed! My humans made me wait until morning before refilling my bowl! They don’t leave the heater on overnight! There is just nowhere for me to sleep! I have to get up and rub their ankles for attention!”
Hmm, solid gold bonbons wouldn’t be too much harder than some toffees. One could always just suck ’em, I guess.
No no pecunium, only if you’re not a man. If you are then you’re expected to play the male role and denying you that is misandry. And if it’s a woman playing the male role and forcing a man into a female role it’s extra misandry.
I have no idea what it is when a man does the housekeeping and spoon boiling.
*is eating
bon bonscrunchy organic GMO free looks vegan even*Crunchy granola eating commie hippie!
There are some types of toffee that should be known as “your dentist’s kid’s college fund”.
And that’s real!
Ok, as I keep dropping bits of granola into my crotch [TMI alert] which is wearing neither pants, nor skirt, nor kilt, nor any other variety of non-underwear clothing, I think it might be bed time!
But first!
My brother went to Florida a couple weekends ago as he won some contest to meet a (nekkid) model…they’ve been texting, he might be taking her on an actual date when she’s in NYC if she isn’t too busy. On that note, pecunium, how packed is your weekend?
This weekend? I don’t know. Might be working sunday.