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Friendzoning: The Rage Comics

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Two rage comics that capture well the true human tragedy that is FRIENDZONING, both of which I found in the awesome Blue Pill subreddit. The one above is by dont_buy_me_gold; the one below by SaltyChristian (who is, incidentally, a CERTIFIED ALPHA).

I have heard rumors that the entire Blue Pill subreddit is not actually a hangout for super alpha dudes but rather a parody of the Red Pill subreddit but I choose not to believe them, much in the same way I choose not to believe in the supposed “law” of gravity. It’s A THEORY, people!

(Note: These are both parodies, by the way, in case there is any confusion.)

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cloudiah
11 years ago

Oh fuck off, Fedora. You outright lie over and over, and in your mind that’s okay. I give an exact quote and link to the context, and that’s “selective editing.” You are the most dishonest troll I have ever encountered on this blog, except for NWO and he was more delusional than dishonest.

Howard Bannister
11 years ago

Radfems seem to give an almost religious significance to the penis- as if if penetrated them even when doing nothing. Even a man looking at a woman becomes invasive. The natural conclusion to this is castration or all men or the mass raping of men in revenge.

Again, Projection at its finest. People wanting to be free from being targeted for sexualized violence = wanting to rape everybody, allatime.

It is… very revealing, about TBF.

titianblue
titianblue
11 years ago

Oooh, look out, Blackhead’s straw feminists are invading the MRM sites.

wonder if they’re riding pink elephants …

The Black Fedora
The Black Fedora
11 years ago

Then why not admit that the quote does not mean what you claim it does?

Howard Bannister
11 years ago

Firstly, TBF, you’re very hard to understand. Try indicating to whom you are replying, plz?

Secondly…

The entire premise of this site is to take writing by men (and occasionally women) and then quote them out of context in an effort to find some imagined dark recess in the male soul.

It has quite failed in this so far

That’s not the premise.

And it’s succeeded at it just fine anyway.

You can say black is white all you like, it doesn’t make it so.

Nepenthe
Nepenthe
11 years ago

Sparky, you lie like a rug.

cloudiah
11 years ago

TB’s quote? Prove it does not mean what it says on its face. Prove it. Seriously, we were already discussing whether or not she was trying to be ironic before you ever arrived. The jury’s still out, frankly — TB has shown herself over and over to be a repellent human being, so unless she spells out her intent, I’ll take her words at face value.

And stop giving fedoras a bad name.

Howard Bannister
11 years ago

You are the most dishonest troll I have ever encountered on this blog, except for NWO and he was more delusional than dishonest.

We have had exceptional liars on here before, but most of them at least tried to lie about things you couldn’t check by scrolling up and down.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Yeah Howard, after I hit post I started scrolling through the rogues’ gallery of MBZ trolls in my head … and I might want to walk that statement back a bit. 😀

I still remember when Antz tried to twist something I said about the HPV vaccine and claim that I thought (cis) men had cervixes.

freemage
11 years ago

Folks: I think it’s time to stop feeding this particular troll. His insistence that all of the lengthy list of examples of online misogyny are ‘disproved’ indicate that he’s quite literally either lying out his ass, or utterly delusional (or, of course, both).

I do think that TB, in this particular case, was lashing out at a rather disgusting denial of the damage done by the rape of a man. However, as others have noted, both her writing style and her history have rendered her a non-credible source for decent satire.

Oh, and while yes, there was a lot of disgusting shit in that original thread, there were also legitimately helpful/supportive posts, including advice on where the victim could go for real counseling. I have to take my hope for humanity where I can find it.

Xanthë
11 years ago

Liar and fool, then. Gotcha. (Anyone could follow cloudiah’s link to see the quote in its full context.)

OaO.

ostara321
ostara321
11 years ago

This notion is fundamental to feminism in practice but only to some feminists in theory. The standard response to male suffering, be it rape, medical neglect or the current rise of suicides is ridicule and ‘what about the menz’ shaming language. This is what we saw in the thread. Standard feminism.

And now blatant making shit up. It’s always fun when people who aren’t feminists claim to know more about the fundamentals of feminism than feminists themselves.

Radfems seem to give an almost religious significance to the penis- as if if penetrated them even when doing nothing. Even a man looking at a woman becomes invasive. The natural conclusion to this is castration or all men or the mass raping of men in revenge.

I am aware not a feminists are RadFems.

Yet, what you seem to believe are “feminist fundamentals” are pretty similar to what you seem to believe RadFems are all about. Most of it is projection anyway, but you claim you make a distinction between RadFems and the rest of feminism, but also state that things RadFems supposedly believe (according to you) are core tenets of feminism. So either you believe all feminists are RadFems, or you do not know how to explain yourself. My money’s on both.

‘All men are rapists’ is a feminist slogan

Nope! But there have been a lot of examples of MRAs having those dim views of men, a lot of them documented on this blog. Here’s a link to the most recent http://manboobz.com/2013/05/29/men-violent-because-of-women-says-man-who-hates-women/

There’s a lot to parse there, but the ones that seem to express the most a belief that men are naturally violent and/or rapists are these two quotes:

Since the 1960s, normal male behavior has been increasingly criminalized while criminal female behavior has been increasingly normalized. This process is known as ‘feminism,’ and includes legal restrictions on politically incorrect speech, redefinitions of ‘harassment,’ and so on. This ground has been covered over and over again in the sphere and we don’t need to retread how feminism makes it illegal simply to exist as a man.

Men commit more crime because men do more of anything, that is apart from self-obsessed complaining. This is the Y-chromosome explanation that radfems are so fond of, except they miss out the part that if there’s no Jack the Ripper then there’s no Einstein either, and it’s kind of hard to be a career grrl if men haven’t invented corporations and desks yet. Men are proactive as women are reactive, which in laymen’s terms means we get shit done.

This is not from a feminist. This is not feminist thought. This is not espousing feminist ideals. This is MRA mumbo jumbo which is by far the most misandrist rhetoric I’ve ever seen. And I’ve spent a lot of time on feminist sites.

The entire premise of this site is to take writing by men (and occasionally women) and then quote them out of context in an effort to find some imagined dark recess in the male soul.

Weird, I thought the premise was mocking a handful of hateful dipshits! David, did you know you’re trying to find an “imagined dark recess in the male soul”?

titianblue
titianblue
11 years ago

imagined dark recess in the male soul

I hope we find it – I’m planning to keep my scented fucking candles there.

Ugh
Ugh
11 years ago

normal male behavior has been increasingly criminalized while criminal female behavior has been increasingly normalized. This process is known as ‘feminism,’ and includes legal restrictions on politically incorrect speech, redefinitions of ‘harassment,’ and so on.

Did duder actually just say that hate speech and harassment are “normal male behavior”?

Misandrist as fuck.

Howard Bannister
11 years ago

Also, what the fuck CRIMINAL FEMALE BEHAVIOR has been normalized?

CRIMINAL

NORMALIZED

leftwingfox
11 years ago

If you want to say this is sarcasm, you have to say what this sarcasm was intended to display.

If she is exaggerating, then she’s still saying envelopment is worse than penetration. WRONG. BOTH ARE BAD.
If she’s being sarcastic, then she’s agreeing with the original poster that penetration is worse than envelopment. WRONG. BOTH ARE BAD.
If she was overplaying the description of groping and underplaying the description of penetration to make a point that comparing the two was terrible, then she gives no hint of that intent in her writing, and confuses the issue with the nonsense about hands and hammers at the end. Given how many MRAs are intent in defining rape out of existence Poe’s law comes into effect: sarcasm and actual bbeliefs are impossible to tell apart.

Ugh… logic. Been arguing with “moderate” opponents of Anita Sarkeesian’s videos again. So many syntax failures.

Chie Satonaka
Chie Satonaka
11 years ago

I agree with freemage; ignore the troll.

Palate cleanser:

A dachshund who cares for a lion who was born with a bone disease:
http://cuteoverload.com/2013/05/30/yo-digger-let-me-check-your-molars/

Chie Satonaka
Chie Satonaka
11 years ago

Also, what the fuck CRIMINAL FEMALE BEHAVIOR has been normalized?

OP’s example of this is abortion, which of course flies in the face of human history. Abortion was outlawed for a mere century in the United States, from the mid-1800’s until 1973.

Radical Parrot
11 years ago

Asshat, if you honestly don’t think you’re lying (you’d be delusional, of course, but I digress), then what you’re doing is not much better.

From Wiktionary:

Verb: mansplain (third-person singular simple present mansplains, present participle mansplaining, simple past and past participle mansplained) (colloquial, chiefly Internet) To explain (something) condescendingly (to a female listener), especially to explain something the listener already knows, presuming that she has an inferior understanding of it because she is a woman.

But yeah, let’s starve this troll. He’s already admitted to just trolling, and he’s shown an astonishing lack of empathy to people with triggers. He is an asshole giving fedoras a bad name.

Dammit, I really wish a fedora looked good on me. Oh well, still have to try and find my kind of hat because hats are awesome.

Or was it cats? Or…

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m806p1Ifi51qcn4i6o1_500.jpg

ostara321
ostara321
11 years ago

@ Ugh, not our troll, no, it’s from the linked post of David’s from a few days ago about the guy claiming that women were responsible for all violence. But yeah, that was pretty much exactly my reaction to reading it too. I’m sure it’s seen as a stretch to assume that the “and so on” is stuff like rape and other kinds of violence, but given that he later says “men commit more violence because men get shit done” I don’t think so. Really, just assuming he meant that it’s natural for men to harass and hate on everyone is the most charitable interpretation, and even that’s pretty misandrist. Most men are not entitled, harassing haters.

pineapplecookies
pineapplecookies
11 years ago

@Radical Parrot:

that must be on of the cutest pics I have seen in a while!! *__*

pecunium
11 years ago

Black Chappy:

@ CassandraSays

In other words she is responsible for your reading comprehension?

If you have a problem in this area then fix it.

Nope. The problem is context; the greater context of all her work. Since we have some, it’s harder to look at this as a one off of poor phrasing. It is the greater reponsibility of the writer to be clear, as all there is to go on is what is written. This is doubly true in a case where the author is making statements which aren’t conversational, and where the reader may not be conversant with the entire subject.

Since Typhon Blue knows she is a lightning rod for controversy (because she aspires to be controversial) she needs to make certain of her clarity.

These are things for you to ponder, as you compose your epic thesis.

I would guess this is the same sort of thing. The fact that it was edited pretty heavily before coming here would suggest that.

It wasn’t edited. It was quoted directly, with a link. If you pay attention you will see that we are talking about the possibility the context makes it less odious. You are making apologia for any manner of things she has said which were unquestionably foul.

And, even in the context of her response, she says that rape isn’t possible. The vagina was meant to take a penis, so it’s cool. She could have made the argument that female on male rape isn’t really possible, or that this case wasn’t clearly rape, without saying that.

She didn’t. She chose to frame her argument that way. Since you say she is a brilliant writer, you have to think she said what she meant to say. Therefore she had a purpose to those words.

Go ahead, use that brilliance of yours (the one which is so clued in on theology, and moral theory; so much so that you are willing to dictate behavior to half the planet), and explain how she didn’t just erase rape with that comment.

I can only assume that TB’s reply was some sort of shock reversal of what was being said about him…

Oh, is that what you assume. I thought the reader (viz your comment to Cassandra) was supposed to know from the words on the page what was meant.

If she’s so brilliant a writer why do you have to assume? And why do you assume that which is most favorable to TB, as opposed to the simpler interpretation (which is that she meant what she wrote, in the way she wrote it; as opposed to it being some subtle jiu-jitsu of logical reversal to inspire cognitive dissonance and so engender enlightenment, which is a piss-poor technique, esp. when being broadcast to the masses, as opposed to tailored to an individual with whom one has a long-standing relationship and so can make the effect, effective).

Do you suppose feminists do not post on MRM forums? Why would you assume this?

Ah… the old “Fifth Column” and False Flags Gambit. He’s onto us. We lurk in MRA fora, talking the talk, and nodding along, so that when a dude with a real problem comes along; and we savage him with all the Fury of Feminism, there will be a track record of MRA talking points to cover our tracks.

We’ve been exposed. The jig is up.

I have read this blog for a while now and this always happens sooner or later. The supposed misogyny is ALWAYS fake.

Always…! I guess we’ve been told. Thomas Ball didn’t call for bombing courthouses. Some Spearheader didn’t say girls ought to have their voiceboxes cut out. Men saying women need to be denied their rights (to vote, to work, to bodily autonomy [you might know a little something about the last one; since you are in favor of doing just that], or that “sluts” ought to be put in brothels) etc. never happened, we just made it up, or, “cherry picked” or “edited” those.

Ok, put up, or shut up (well, this being what it is, you will do neither, but we can hope, “a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what’s a Heaven for,” and all that).

pecunium
11 years ago

Bleakhead: It is impossible to prove a negative. If you think there is some SPECIFIC example of misogyny that you know about it is up to you to provide the links.

But you didn’t assert a negative. You said all claims of misogyny on this blog are, at root, lies; and based on lies.

So go ahead, whip some out.

All of the examples you cite have been disproved.

Spot that fallacy: Argument by assertion. Put up, or shut up.

An experiment- prove that I am not a pink elephant typing this with my trunk.

You will find that this cannot be done. Negatives cannot be proven.

And you don’t understand what “prove a negative means”.

One can prove I am not a pink elephant. A person can some and see me, and attest to the greeness of my trunk and the pleasant beige and purple paisley of my ears. That you are a pink elephant is a positive claim.

That you are not a pink elephant is also a positive claim.

<a href =http://img33.glitterfy.com/12117/glitterfy2193958T831D30.gifI have presented conclusive evidence of many things to you in the past but this has not changed you views one bit- which would tend to indicate that I am right about this too.

Gonna go back and address the questions of theology I asked you?

Didn’t think so. All hat, no cattle.

I think you are close to the truth here. Gender politics is not a particularly rational area and both sides misunderstand anything that can be misunderstood. It is important to be literal in this situation.

Unless TB is denying that rape can happen; then it’s satiric role reversal to show how society is arghlebarcle, and a literal reading is completely out of bounds.

Is it being honest, or being consiotent you can’t manage?

Nepenthe
Nepenthe
11 years ago

@pecunium

*coughs* I think you’re mixing up ProPatria, the “moderate” forced birther, and Sparky here, the bog standard MRA. Not that I blame you. If their gravatars weren’t different colors I wouldn’t be able to distinguish them either.

Aaliyah
11 years ago

All of the examples you cite have been disproved.

Do you really think that if there was any reality behind them the authorities would take no action? Just think about it for a moment.

1. Not everything is reported to the authorities – for various reasons.
2. The authorities aren’t perfect. Quite often they don’t do what they’re supposed to do.
3. You aren’t paying any attention to the specifics of each case Chie outlined in her comment.

And you think you can’t prove a negative? Are you fucking kidding me? Where has your reasoning faculty gone? You’re an idiot of the lowest order.

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