Two rage comics that capture well the true human tragedy that is FRIENDZONING, both of which I found in the awesome Blue Pill subreddit. The one above is by dont_buy_me_gold; the one below by SaltyChristian (who is, incidentally, a CERTIFIED ALPHA).
I have heard rumors that the entire Blue Pill subreddit is not actually a hangout for super alpha dudes but rather a parody of the Red Pill subreddit but I choose not to believe them, much in the same way I choose not to believe in the supposed “law” of gravity. It’s A THEORY, people!
(Note: These are both parodies, by the way, in case there is any confusion.)
Ditto, LBT, Brain flush is in order…NOW. Hey, how about some pop music from the 80s!
I concur and offer my own brain bleach! Me and Mac’s Graffiti Quest from last week! (Did I already post that here?)
I… wow. Welp, I never thought TyphonBlue would ever just literally say that it is not possible to vaginally rape someone, but I guess that is the natural conclusion of her vicious, destructive, horrible philosophy.
… I don’t quite get how a vagina is “designed” to be entered but a penis being nonconsensually forced into a vagina is “amputation.”
Wow, LBT. Graffiti Quest is mighty pretty.
RE: Shiraz
It was! It is to my dismay that the weather has been nonconducive to me and Mac Graffiti Questing again! But soon, SOON my fellow Manboobzers… we shall embark once more!
(Seriously, with the abandoned train tracks and all, I felt like we were descending into an urban USA Miyazaki film.)
Epic trigger warning!!
I think she meant not being allowed to penetrate is like amputation. As in, being banned from raping is akin to amputation.
Well, this:
“And I will always consider confining and dominating an appendage–thus inducing a feeling similar to amputation–worse than an object entering a hole that was designed to be entered.”
I thought she was trying to argue that sex for a man entails a penile covering of sorts (which she sees as an amputation). A vagina was meant to be entered, so rape doesn’t really exist for women.
Gross.
I don’t even want to think about the ramifications of that, because it’s all just so asinine and horrific and auuuuugh my braaaaaain whyyyyyy.
I think what she was doing was saying that having one’s arm go so much to sleep that it is numb, is worse than rape.
I think that’s it, because it’s gibbering nonsense.
Man, I was giggling my way through this page until I got to typhoidblue. So a penis in a vagina can never be rape because that’s where penises are meant to be put? That’s the most awful moon-logic I’ve heard all day.
Screw it, y’all, I’m just listening to John Cougar’s ‘Hurts So Good,’ which unlike TB, is about happy hurty things.
Pecunium — buddy taping fingers restricts them and is worse than rape!! (Everyone else, this is relevant to things said elsewhere, I’m not being completely random, though, um, I seem to be taking a trip down the depressive rabbit hole, so fair warning that randomness and I will likely be frequent visitors!)
Also, I’m getting woken up at half past 4, EA is quite correct about being awake at 4 anyways, but I’m usually still up. >.< (4 o’clock = fuck o’clock)
http://youtu.be/VriQQn3DEh4
Now this is COMPLETELY random — the pool next door has turned into an above ground pod. There’s a frog making frog sounds outside my window.
Fuck fuck fuck.
At least this time she’s really beyond the pale because she’s just put her definition beyond anyone else’s definition of rape, including the most conservative, parochial virgin-attacked-by-stranger-in-the-bushes definition.
Re: TyphonBlue, the logic doesn’t even stand up, because is a vagina is meant to be entered, then a penis is meant to enter things, so neither is more or less rape-able. I, too, need to believe she’s just trying desperately to get attention/approval from the asshats on r/mr – or she’s a long-term troll trying to see what she can get them to agree with.
Can we also talk about that OP, and how a survivor of female-on-male rape was directed to r/mr? that’s fucking horrifying. I hope he eventually finds some actual support.
katz, That’s why I think she’s straight out trolling. Or she’s an utterly evil piece of shit. I guess it’s kind of a toss up.
I thought she meant that a penis-haver having to keep it in zir pants was the terrible amputation. Not just the metaphorical keeping it zipped, but claiming that pants/trousers are terrible.
She also has no idea of what a vagina is or how it works if she describes it as a “hole”. Hello, we are not pipes with open space in the middle.
But if it’s enclosure of penis by vagina she’s on about – how can that be rape when shoving a penis into a vagina isn’t, because NATURE? Or is she saying that a vagina-haver being on top, for example, must be rape?
cloudiah, yeah, I think she’s desperate for attention with this sort of shit too.
Yeah, emilygoddess, the whole thread is epic awfulness.
Oh and KITTEN SHIRT!
I agree it needs to be heavier fabric and have long sleeves, but KITTEN SHIRT!
One could almost hope she’s trolling to see whether the scumbags will agree that there’s really no such thing as vaginal rape, to get them to say it plainly. It’d be better than thinking she actually believes what she’s saying … not much, but some.
The more the femras/mras talk, the more I wish the furrinati would just take over already.
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/49/a2/a3/49a2a32ec623528ad5d045d9622e3b3f.jpg
…Would it be inappropriate for me to suggest that typhonblue might be a rape victim who is unable to cope with the fact that she was raped that way? Perhaps she is so traumatized from such an incident that she doesn’t want to admit that what happened to her happened to her.
I don’t want to automatically assume that she’s a victim, and I certainly acknowledge the fact that rape victims are not a monolith, but really, I think it might be a plausible explanation. I mean, how can someone be so hateful as to even deny the existence of forced vaginal penetration? This is highly unusual even for an FeMRA.
To clarify, I still think that she’s wrong for saying that and I’m definitely not excusing her for what she said. I’m just shocked that she would say such a thing.
It’s plausible for sure. I don’t want to give her an out though.
I wish I was shocked. Appalled, but not shocked.