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Friendzoning: The Rage Comics

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Two rage comics that capture well the true human tragedy that is FRIENDZONING, both of which I found in the awesome Blue Pill subreddit. The one above is by dont_buy_me_gold; the one below by SaltyChristian (who is, incidentally, a CERTIFIED ALPHA).

I have heard rumors that the entire Blue Pill subreddit is not actually a hangout for super alpha dudes but rather a parody of the Red Pill subreddit but I choose not to believe them, much in the same way I choose not to believe in the supposed “law” of gravity. It’s A THEORY, people!

(Note: These are both parodies, by the way, in case there is any confusion.)

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Graham
Graham
11 years ago
cloudiah
11 years ago

That last one worked, and now I have made the acquaintance of Dan Cardamom. 😀

Er, interesting discussion going on in the comments.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Even not knowing the Olive Garden reference, it was a great parody.

Is that the Black Fedora (aka the idiot who gives nice hats a bad name) portrayed in the strip?

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

RE: Aaliyah

Hey, don’t worry about it. Our ma was a pharmaceutical rep and she hoarded those yummy chocolate mints for us when we were teenagers! (She did a LOT of schmoozes with docs at Olive Garden, apparently that’s where the cool doctors go.)

Graham
Graham
11 years ago

I gave up reading those. But Dan’s definitely going to have to mention GirlWritesWhat in a future episode. She seems to be the main weapon MRAs have to convince outsiders that they don’t hate (all) women.

princessbonbon
11 years ago

Those breadsticks are pretty awesome. I never have to put butter on them which is a plus but my stomach (which hates gluten) yells at me later.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Oh please, please have Dan cover GWW, and maybe Typhon Blue too. I will pop ALL the popcorn.

Graham
Graham
11 years ago

Just found out that someone posted those videos to r/mensrights, and this happened:

https://twitter.com/somegreybloke/status/340248669246873600/photo/1

😀

Guy Noir
Guy Noir
11 years ago

Janeane Garofalo does an Olive Garden bit, at 7:12

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

The only way you can tell that the second one isn’t by a real Nice Guy is that there isn’t enough use of the words “slut” and “hypergamy”.

Kim
Kim
11 years ago

Hi Graham. I didn’t know you were that Graham. *has fangirl moment* I love your work.

Unimaginative
Unimaginative
11 years ago

Heh. I didn’t realize the first one was supposed to be a parody until I started reading the comments. It’s right up there with some of those MRA rationalization hamster things that were both un-funny and stoopid.

katz
11 years ago

Just in case it sounds odd that family members are giving an 18-year-old tons of candy for no reason.

…I see absolutely nothing wrong with this. Hell, I would have been thrilled if someone had brought me a ton of Andes mints when I was 18.

sdfdsfdsfsd
sdfdsfdsfsd
11 years ago

Is the second one a parody by any chance??

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

…Is buying them at the store not allowed? Because Mr C’s mom used to get them from Walgreens for him (when he was in his mid twenties).

katz
11 years ago

Guy: That’s so spot on. Culinary institute in Tuscany, my ass.

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

RE: katz and CassandraSays

I know, right? Those chocolate mints were awesome! *is a massive cacao devourer*

pecunium
11 years ago

My Vice Mints are fazer mints. Nom-Nom-Nom!

cloudiah
11 years ago

PILES AND PILES OF TRIGGER WARNINGS…

… for this latest piece of absolute crap from typhonblue here:

And I will always consider confining and dominating an appendage–thus inducing a feeling similar to amputation–worse than an object entering a hole that was designed to be entered.
I hope to get my opinions in law that way we can stop incorrectly identifying the insertion of objects into holes that were designed to accommodate them as rape.
I mean, seriously. Raping a vagina? Does a hammer also rape your hand when you grip it? Absurd! Not possible; total bullshit.

Argenti Aertheri
Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

What. The. Actual. Fuck?! Are hammers sentient now? Do they force themselves into hands? I mean FUCK!

Kitten shirt looks a bit scratchy.

cloudiah
11 years ago

I’m surprised that wasn’t a more popular comment with the misters, actually — seems right up their alley.

On the kitten shirt, I agree that it needs a much thicker fabric. But with some modifications, it could be fun to wear!

LBT
LBT
11 years ago

RE: cloudiah

I’m just going to shove that right out my brain now, thanks. Garbage in, garbage OUT!

Alex
11 years ago

My penis-owning boyfriend doesn’t share TyphonBlue’s belief that a penetrating penis feels amputated. Odd. As for the rest of that…what the hell is she on?

cloudiah
11 years ago

I feel like typhonblue is in this place where she has to keep making her comments more and more extreme to get attention. Or something. Oh never mind, why am I trying to understand someone so thoroughly odious?

And sorry LBT, I tried to make the trigger warning really big. 🙁