Two rage comics that capture well the true human tragedy that is FRIENDZONING, both of which I found in the awesome Blue Pill subreddit. The one above is by dont_buy_me_gold; the one below by SaltyChristian (who is, incidentally, a CERTIFIED ALPHA).
I have heard rumors that the entire Blue Pill subreddit is not actually a hangout for super alpha dudes but rather a parody of the Red Pill subreddit but I choose not to believe them, much in the same way I choose not to believe in the supposed “law” of gravity. It’s A THEORY, people!
(Note: These are both parodies, by the way, in case there is any confusion.)
http://youtu.be/9lIW6RsUt-s ??
That last one worked, and now I have made the acquaintance of Dan Cardamom. 😀
Er, interesting discussion going on in the comments.
Even not knowing the Olive Garden reference, it was a great parody.
Is that the Black Fedora (aka the idiot who gives nice hats a bad name) portrayed in the strip?
RE: Aaliyah
Hey, don’t worry about it. Our ma was a pharmaceutical rep and she hoarded those yummy chocolate mints for us when we were teenagers! (She did a LOT of schmoozes with docs at Olive Garden, apparently that’s where the cool doctors go.)
I gave up reading those. But Dan’s definitely going to have to mention GirlWritesWhat in a future episode. She seems to be the main weapon MRAs have to convince outsiders that they don’t hate (all) women.
Those breadsticks are pretty awesome. I never have to put butter on them which is a plus but my stomach (which hates gluten) yells at me later.
Oh please, please have Dan cover GWW, and maybe Typhon Blue too. I will pop ALL the popcorn.
Just found out that someone posted those videos to r/mensrights, and this happened:
https://twitter.com/somegreybloke/status/340248669246873600/photo/1
😀
Janeane Garofalo does an Olive Garden bit, at 7:12
The only way you can tell that the second one isn’t by a real Nice Guy is that there isn’t enough use of the words “slut” and “hypergamy”.
Hi Graham. I didn’t know you were that Graham. *has fangirl moment* I love your work.
Heh. I didn’t realize the first one was supposed to be a parody until I started reading the comments. It’s right up there with some of those MRA rationalization hamster things that were both un-funny and stoopid.
…I see absolutely nothing wrong with this. Hell, I would have been thrilled if someone had brought me a ton of Andes mints when I was 18.
Is the second one a parody by any chance??
…Is buying them at the store not allowed? Because Mr C’s mom used to get them from Walgreens for him (when he was in his mid twenties).
Guy: That’s so spot on. Culinary institute in Tuscany, my ass.
RE: katz and CassandraSays
I know, right? Those chocolate mints were awesome! *is a massive cacao devourer*
My Vice Mints are fazer mints. Nom-Nom-Nom!
PILES AND PILES OF TRIGGER WARNINGS…
… for this latest piece of absolute crap from typhonblue here:
And for that, I owe you this amazing new prototype for a t-shirt made out of kittens.
What. The. Actual. Fuck?! Are hammers sentient now? Do they force themselves into hands? I mean FUCK!
Kitten shirt looks a bit scratchy.
I’m surprised that wasn’t a more popular comment with the misters, actually — seems right up their alley.
On the kitten shirt, I agree that it needs a much thicker fabric. But with some modifications, it could be fun to wear!
RE: cloudiah
I’m just going to shove that right out my brain now, thanks. Garbage in, garbage OUT!
My penis-owning boyfriend doesn’t share TyphonBlue’s belief that a penetrating penis feels amputated. Odd. As for the rest of that…what the hell is she on?
I feel like typhonblue is in this place where she has to keep making her comments more and more extreme to get attention. Or something. Oh never mind, why am I trying to understand someone so thoroughly odious?
And sorry LBT, I tried to make the trigger warning really big. 🙁