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Friendzoning: The Rage Comics

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Two rage comics that capture well the true human tragedy that is FRIENDZONING, both of which I found in the awesome Blue Pill subreddit. The one above is by dont_buy_me_gold; the one below by SaltyChristian (who is, incidentally, a CERTIFIED ALPHA).

I have heard rumors that the entire Blue Pill subreddit is not actually a hangout for super alpha dudes but rather a parody of the Red Pill subreddit but I choose not to believe them, much in the same way I choose not to believe in the supposed “law” of gravity. It’s A THEORY, people!

(Note: These are both parodies, by the way, in case there is any confusion.)

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ProPatria Truthteller
ProPatria Truthteller
11 years ago

Eurosabra, from one critic of feminism to another, the commenters are right here that Pua/game is immoral and is also a fraud/financial scam. It simplifies the way men and women are.
No one is entitled to sex. If you get put in the friend zone, it means that the woman actually wants to be friends with you, and you should be glad of that. This happens to me all the time. Sure in my heart of hearts I may feel bad about it, but I never let the women know, and I try to be the best friend to them that I can.
In Christianity we call it being brothers and sisters in Christ.
Good luck working out whatever you need to work out.

Bostonian
Bostonian
11 years ago

I have been telling my daughter that anyone who uses the word friendzone is an enemy.

Also, no one cares if a PUA gets laid or not, we just don’t want PUAs to not freaking rape people.

Apparently, asking a PUA not to rape people is simply a bridge too far, even for the kindest, gentlest PUA.

Bostonian
Bostonian
11 years ago

Sorry about the double negative, my comment above should read PUAs should just not rape people in the first place.

augochlorella
11 years ago

I have heard rumors that the entire Blue Pill subreddit is not actually a hangout for super alpha dudes but rather a parody of the Red Pill subreddit but I choose not to believe them, much in the same way I choose not to believe in the supposed “law” of gravity. It’s A THEORY, people!

I actually met someone who didn’t believe in the theory of gravity. He said that scientists “just make up words for things to sound smart” and that “stuff just falls.”

ProPatria Truthteller
ProPatria Truthteller
11 years ago

Augochlorella, sounds like a very intelligent man. I am also concerned about our over-emphasis on science and scientific wordism.

augochlorella
11 years ago

Augochlorella, sounds like a very intelligent man. I am also concerned about our over-emphasis on science and scientific wordism.

He dropped out of highschool to pursue a career in recreational weed smoking and never learned how to spell “lose”, so you’re spot on.

augochlorella
11 years ago

I should maybe clarify that I don’t believe that marijuana makes people stupid/people are stupid for smoking it, but I’m pretty sure smoking was this individual’s most intellectually stimulating activity.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

The parody troll’s getting more parodic as he goes along. I think we’ve another Al infestation on our hands.

Wetherby
Wetherby
11 years ago

I have been telling my daughter that anyone who uses the word friendzone is an enemy.

And I shall be doing the same, when she’s old enough.

And here’s something to make MRAs’ heads explode: half a dozen of my closest friends to this day technically “friendzoned” me when they politely made it clear that they weren’t interested in pursuing a sexual relationship but they wanted to keep me as a friend. The crucial difference is that instead of flying into a misogynist rage, I realised that my disappointment over losing them as potential partners would be trivial compared with losing them as friends altogether – in one case in particular, I’d have lost the person who’s my closest friend on the planet besides my wife, and who’s been a part of my life for almost twice as long.

It’s also worth noting that in every single case – most times sooner rather than later – I came round to the idea that they were right: we’d have been rubbish as couples. And the fact that we all know this and can laugh about it is one of the things that keeps my friendships with them so strong.

Incidentally, I’ve “friendzoned” women in similar circumstances – and, again, many of them have remained friends. Why, it’s almost as though we’re mature adults!

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Hiya, Wetherby, good to see you posting! How’ve you been?

emilygoddess
11 years ago

Is anyone else getting tired of The Eurosabra Show?

cloudiah
11 years ago

SO tired of The Eurosabra Show.

[waves at Wetherby]

Eurosabra
Eurosabra
11 years ago

If David posts something of substance on PUA, I’ll reply if it furthers the discussion.

Eurosabra
Eurosabra
11 years ago

Otherwise I’m content to read.

auggziliary
auggziliary
11 years ago

Could you give us some examples from The Game that aren’t coercive?

Kittehserf
11 years ago

His definition would be worthless, because he won’t even admit that gaslighting is coercive.

pecunium
11 years ago

Eurosabra: Because you view all elements of Game as coercive. All of you are so biased there’s no reason to argue with you.

Lying again. Don’t try to gaslight this, we can scroll up. The aspects of GAME which are self-improving, we approve of.

The other parts… you know the coercive ones, those we loathe.

If David posts something of substance on PUA, I’ll reply if it furthers the discussion.

It won’t.

Xen
Xen
11 years ago

“As noted, no reason.”

Uh, no. You don’t want to reason. We repeat it over and over again to you but you just don’t get it.

Hey, doesn’t this sound like the typical “women are unreasoning animals” argument in early philosophy?

Eurosabra
Eurosabra
11 years ago

You’re right, he won’t post anything of substance.

Eurosabra
Eurosabra
11 years ago

No, I mean no reason to debate, no useful purpose or outcome to be served debating the irrevocably biased.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Euroslime, what part of “Misogyny: I mock it” don’t you understand? This blog isn’t about deep and meaningful discussions of self-improvement methods for blokes who haven’t grasped concepts like personal hygiene yet. It’s about pointing and laughing at creeps who hate women and fantasise about, or actually do, harm and victimise us. Oh, and “harming and victimising” believe it or not, are not limited to physical violence.

You fall into that category, chum. So piss off.

Eurosabra
Eurosabra
11 years ago

No, I don’t.

talacaris
11 years ago

Well peacocking or what it’s called when somebody tries to get attention by wearing a gaudy or stange outfit. It may be ridiculous but Ihave trouble saying it’s manipulative and coercive.

Bostonian
Bostonian
11 years ago

Wearing fun hats or a strange out fit : just fine!

Coercing, pressuring, lying to get someone to sleep with you : Not OK

Also, Euro, you yourself told us you were firmly in the second category, with the lying, because the young women who frequent clubs, that you have decided are somehow the only women in the whole world who could possibly be attractive, might not find someone who limps attractive.

You are not interested in having a real relationship, or you would cast a wider net, and not freaking lie.

I know a lot of people with disabilities, and guess what? ALL OF THEM ARE MARRIED. Some were single when I met them, and they found people they loved and who loved them!
They did not meet in clubs, though. Also they did not lie to their spouses! Imagine that.

talacaris
11 years ago

I might have found some others (from a search on pualingo):

Voice Attraction

Quick Definition: AKA Vocal Attraction. The art of producing an attractive voice tone.
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Self-Kino

Quick Definition: The act of kino escalating yourself, better known as masturbation.

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