Two rage comics that capture well the true human tragedy that is FRIENDZONING, both of which I found in the awesome Blue Pill subreddit. The one above is by dont_buy_me_gold; the one below by SaltyChristian (who is, incidentally, a CERTIFIED ALPHA).
I have heard rumors that the entire Blue Pill subreddit is not actually a hangout for super alpha dudes but rather a parody of the Red Pill subreddit but I choose not to believe them, much in the same way I choose not to believe in the supposed “law” of gravity. It’s A THEORY, people!
(Note: These are both parodies, by the way, in case there is any confusion.)
Wait, who’s kitten boy? Did he mean knitting? o.O?
I bet it took trollboy hours to come up with that insult, and I have a feeling we’re looking at what passes for his best work. Totes weak, dude.
It is kind of sad that they think they’re hurting David (or us) with these sad little drive-by insults. I mean, NWOSlave insulted us better than that for months, and it didn’t even dent our armor. We just laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh.
“Best” NWO insult? The day he was laughing at me for trusting “big gov’n” statistics…I was citing the CDC. Your conspiracy means the CDC falsifies statistics and I’m such a fool for citing them — ooooh BURNED!! XD
Or the time he criticized my handle for containing a Z, which isn’t a real English letter.
I love the insult “I hope you feminists enjoy being ALONE WITH YOUR CATS!”. Cats are wonderful company, so thank you for telling me I will spend so much with cats in the future. I don’t see how that is supposed to be a bad thing.
I think Kitten Boi was aimed at Dave (what with the manosphere obsession with how many cats people keep).
But maybe it was at me? In either case, the lack of identifiable target makes it pointless.
Kitten Boi could be most of the guys who post regularly here, but it was probably aimed at Dave.
Let’s see, what’s more pathetic: a guy who runs a blog with lots of regulars who like him and each other, talk about all sorts of stuff, have fun and have in several cases met in meatspace as a result,
or
a troll who makes misspelt drive-by comments trying to insult people, displays nothing but ignorance and spite, is desperate enough to snipe at animals, and generally comes across like an immature fourteen-year-old?