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Evil Seven Step Plan to Destroy Men uncovered by Men’s Rights Redditor

This is Step Eight
Step 8: Release the Monkeys

After yesterday’s horribleness, here’s a bit of MRA pontificating that’s mostly just absurd. In the Men’s Rights subreddit, our dear old friend OuiCrudites spells out the Seven Step Plan that is destroying men today. He doesn’t explain 1) who exactly is taking these steps, or 2) why exactly they want to destroy men, but, you know, I think we can just assume 1) the evil feminist gynomatriarchy/women in general and 2) EEEEEEVIL.

Step 1: Tell boys that they are disruptive and inferior to the girls in their classes.  Step 2: Once boy reaches puberty, assume that he is a potential rapist and woman batterer. Also assume his female contemporaries can do no wrong.  Step 3: Tell pubescent male that he must be a perfect gentleman and repress anything that makes him masculine if he wants females to like him. Shame him when he happens to notice that females throw themselves at his most aggressive male classmates. Tell the females they can do no wrong.  Step 4: Throw zillions of female-only scholarships and hiring quotas at young adult females. Tell her that she is a helpless victim that can do no wrong. Assume the young adult man is a rapist woman oppressor looking for victims.  Step 5: Smile and nod while some females mate with the roughest thugs they can find, and give them welfare. Browbeat all males for not "manning up."  Step 6: Allow some wives to ruthlessly tear apart their families for non-dire reasons. Withhold children from loving fathers. But of course, continue to demand child support.  Step 7: Ignore and shame men who fall on hard times. Act surprised when they hold a gun to their head and pull the trigger.

Interesting that two whole steps out of the seven here involve complaints about “females” dating thuggy alpha bad boys instead of decent, hard-working nice guys like those you might find posting thoughtful comments on gender relations in helpful list form on Reddit.

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daintydougal
daintydougal
11 years ago

Hedgehogs laughing at the plight of men with colds. HEIGHT OF MISANDRY.

Marie
11 years ago

@daintydougal

Hedgehogs are like this hard chair:

MISANDRY!

Ugh
Ugh
11 years ago

I had some respect for you for a while

And yet, strangely, when people advocate for rape, they don’t “blow it” in your books.

Want to try the still-unaswered Grand Prize Manboobz question for trolls? Name a single popular MRA/MGTOW writer who wasn’t advocated for more rape or child abuse in society.

Also, Joe, don’t fuck around pretending that you ever had respect for me.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Black Fedora lies repeatedly, and pretty much yesterday that admitted he was just here to troll us.

I’d vote for a ban.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Sorry, I garbled that: “and pretty much admitted yesterday that he was just here to troll us.”

Suicide.

Now you can’t make fun of my terrible sentence.

daintydougal
daintydougal
11 years ago

But if he’s banned we won’t get gems like how women in the jungle(?) get angry with unwell men.

The Black Fedora
The Black Fedora
11 years ago

OK but put me on the boob roll first.

http://the-black-fedora.blogspot.co.uk/

Ugh
Ugh
11 years ago

It’s pretty hilarious that Joe Mcfedora somehow thinks he has to invent a totally new social structure just to have friendly, nonsexual relationships with women.

Dude, it really is not that complicated.

CassandraSays
11 years ago

I’m starting to hear this song in my head every time socky comments.

Ugh
Ugh
11 years ago

LOL someone’s desperate for blog hits!

thekidwiththereplaceablehead

Now I just feel bad for you.

Ugh
Ugh
11 years ago

For someone who bases his entire identity on not needing women, the First Fedora is damn invested in making sure a lot of women hear him whine.

cloudiah
11 years ago

You’re not even a worthy boob, hat dude.

The Black Fedora
The Black Fedora
11 years ago

Ugh

Nothing new about it. It is rediscovering something that worked well in the past.

Unfortunately feminism has created an authoritarian culture by which everyone needs to know that you are a cis/bi/bdsm/catlover or whatever.

This is none of their business. Get a lavender partner and tell them to go to hell.

Marie
11 years ago

@black fedora

No, feminism is trying to create a culture where it’s safe to say your orientation, whether your trans, ect.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Pop Quiz: The Great Pacific garbage patch exists. Feminism is to blame. Explain why in one paragraph.

The Black Fedora
The Black Fedora
11 years ago

Quite easy.

Feminism is responsible for the rise of single occupancy homes due to the collapse of the family. This results in more junk food as it is no longer worth cooking. Therefore more trash.

daintydougal
daintydougal
11 years ago

Pffffft, thats easy Cloudiah! Didn’t you know womens buy/consume 80% of stuff while only earning less than 50%. Try harder.

cloudiah
11 years ago

The Iranian government is cracking down (again) on pro-democracy protestors. Feminism is to blame. Explain why in one paragraph.

The Black Fedora
The Black Fedora
11 years ago

Marie

If they had the slightest interest in this they would just leave people alone and let people live the lives they choose.

thekidwiththereplaceablehead

Women buy 80% of all things, mostly disposable plastic-packaged beauty products to feed their vanity. Men buy somethings too, but only to impress women. This, then is also the fault of women, and totally different than women buying makeup. Therefore consumerism is the fault of women. Women are the same thing as feminists.

The Black Fedora
The Black Fedora
11 years ago

Easy.

The Iranian government fears not so much democracy (as they feel that noting fundamental would change) but feminism. This would destroy the family, undermine belief in a male god and destroy Islam. Therefore they crack down on the protesters.

cloudiah
11 years ago

Riots in Sweden. Blame feminism. GO!

Marie
11 years ago

eminism is responsible for the rise of single occupancy homes due to the collapse of the family. This results in more junk food as it is no longer worth cooking. Therefore more trash.

If by ‘collapse of family’ you mean women don’t have to stay married to people they don’t like in order to survive, you would be correct. However, I consider that a pretty damn crappy family.

If they had the slightest interest in this they would just leave people alone and let people live the lives they choose.

Because trying to convince bigoted people to not be bigoted is just horrible. Well, I’m sorry, but I want people to fucking accept the existence of non-cis, non- straight people, and if that’s imposing our morals on other people, so be it.

Aaliyah
11 years ago

Pop Quiz: The Great Pacific garbage patch exists. Feminism is to blame. Explain why in one paragraph.

Ok!

In 2001, Warren Farrell gave a speech at UoT about the institutionalized misandry all men and boys face. A large group of feminist harpies then stormed the building with flaming bra boomerangs, clamoring for the arrest of Mr. Farrell. The feminazi police came and put him in handcuffs. Then he was immediately sent to prison without trial for 17 years. While in prison, Mr. Farrell sent a message from his cell urging all men to fight feminism once and for all by refusing to work any job. The feminist harpies in return punished all of mankind by forcing them to create a large patch of garbage in the Great Pacific. Because all men are gross and stuff according to them. They teleported the men to that location immediately.

And that is why feminism is to blame for the Great Pacific garbage patch. Down with feminist tyranny!

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