Categories
alpha asshole cock carousel alpha males antifeminism bad boys beta males conspiracy theory evil women female beep boop grandiosity men who should not ever be with women ever misogyny MRA nice guys oppressed men racism reddit shit that never happened thug-lovers

Evil Seven Step Plan to Destroy Men uncovered by Men’s Rights Redditor

This is Step Eight
Step 8: Release the Monkeys

After yesterday’s horribleness, here’s a bit of MRA pontificating that’s mostly just absurd. In the Men’s Rights subreddit, our dear old friend OuiCrudites spells out the Seven Step Plan that is destroying men today. He doesn’t explain 1) who exactly is taking these steps, or 2) why exactly they want to destroy men, but, you know, I think we can just assume 1) the evil feminist gynomatriarchy/women in general and 2) EEEEEEVIL.

Step 1: Tell boys that they are disruptive and inferior to the girls in their classes.  Step 2: Once boy reaches puberty, assume that he is a potential rapist and woman batterer. Also assume his female contemporaries can do no wrong.  Step 3: Tell pubescent male that he must be a perfect gentleman and repress anything that makes him masculine if he wants females to like him. Shame him when he happens to notice that females throw themselves at his most aggressive male classmates. Tell the females they can do no wrong.  Step 4: Throw zillions of female-only scholarships and hiring quotas at young adult females. Tell her that she is a helpless victim that can do no wrong. Assume the young adult man is a rapist woman oppressor looking for victims.  Step 5: Smile and nod while some females mate with the roughest thugs they can find, and give them welfare. Browbeat all males for not "manning up."  Step 6: Allow some wives to ruthlessly tear apart their families for non-dire reasons. Withhold children from loving fathers. But of course, continue to demand child support.  Step 7: Ignore and shame men who fall on hard times. Act surprised when they hold a gun to their head and pull the trigger.

Interesting that two whole steps out of the seven here involve complaints about “females” dating thuggy alpha bad boys instead of decent, hard-working nice guys like those you might find posting thoughtful comments on gender relations in helpful list form on Reddit.

289 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
thebewilderness
thebewilderness
11 years ago

I want to know when the tell females they can do no wrong part of the plan starts because damn
that would be revolutionary!

Maude LL
Maude LL
11 years ago

Spinning seal! Infallible luring techniques.

BritterSweet
11 years ago

What’s kind of funny is that quite a few of those steps are being taken by the patriarchy and dudebros themselves.

You know that “all men are rapists” thing? Well, isn’t that connected to the notions of “if women dress cheaply they should *expect* to be sexually harassed,” and “men can’t help it?” Feminists hate rapists. Anti-feminists assume that this means feminists hate all men. Therefore, anti-feminists think all men are rapists.

And who makes the most usage of the word “mangina?”

Maude LL
Maude LL
11 years ago

[TW – rape]

@BritterSweet
I think the loophole is that they don’t think it’s rape if the woman was dressed like a/b/c. The more charitable ones think it’s not rape-rape. Or from TyphonBlue’s wisdom: if the man who is raping did not consent to the woman not consenting, he is raped because he did not consent to non-consent sex.

Maude LL
Maude LL
11 years ago

A feminist sitting on her ass eating bon bons and feeding off a man’s hard earned dirty socks.

Typical.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

That ferret is the last word in laid-back! 😀

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
11 years ago

@Maude
It is the abuser justification for everything. You forced me to force you by refusing me.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Yes, the old “Don’t make me do this” – when it doesn’t matter what the victim does, or doesn’t do, because the abuser will abuse them and blame them anyway.

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

Man, I wish they would stop using “thug” and say what they really mean. Candyasses.

I can do no wrong? That’s news to me.

Cthulhu's Intern
11 years ago

So wait, is he saying that it’s some huge conspiracy that women don’t like him? Once again, MRAs are so non-oppressed, they have to make up something ridiculous that oppresses them.

On the other hand, how about a joke?
How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. MRAs can’t change anything.

Critical Dragon1177
Critical Dragon1177
11 years ago

@Smudge

HannibaltheVictor13 Rocks! I would have problably linked to one of his videos commenting on this blog, if hadn’t done so.

becausescience
becausescience
11 years ago

Mra’s say that feminism is destroying men because mra’s definition of “being a man” is being a violent, rapey asshole. Therefore to them, since feminists are against this, feminists must be against men.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Is thug used specifically to mean a man of colour in the US? Is it something the MRM came up with or more general? I’d never heard it with that connotation before reading Manboobz.

booburry
11 years ago

My workplace just posted a big sign recently with names and photos of all the employees that they gave scholarships to this year. I could have sworn many of them were males. I must be blinded by the damn gynocracy once again.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

They were probably fake photos and names put up by teh ebil cats wimmin, but the MRM will not be fooled!

Kittehserf
11 years ago

… and you have nine cats! ::dies of envy::

becausescience
becausescience
11 years ago

My workplace just posted a big sign recently with names and photos of all the employees that they gave scholarships to this year. I could have sworn many of them were males. I must be blinded by the damn gynocracy once again.

Sorry, what you thought you saw is just part of the feminist conspiracy. If you do research on the male names who were awarded scholarships, you’ll find that they’re all people who never existed or are long deceased. Having a certain amount of male scholarship “recipients” does help keep other men in the dark and docile to make them suitable for Operation Spermjackathon.

Actually all influential men in politics, business, the media, academia, etc. are holograms placed there by feminists to destroy men. Next time you meet a male CEO of a Fortune 500 company, pay careful attention when you shake his hand, and you’ll realize that there’s nothing there. This is because he’s a hologram. This is how feminism works.

Radical Parrot
11 years ago

What is this I don’t even

This stinks like a huge, rotten pile of projection. I’m in a bit of a hurry, so I’ll just point out a personal experience regarding number 1: When my little sister was small(er, she’s still my baby sister, dammit!), she used to wish she was a boy because she believed all the crap about men being superior to women. I’m so glad she’s better now, though I still see some traces of that harmful belief in her. So yeah.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

does help keep other men in the dark and docile to make them suitable for Operation Spermjackathon.

cough cough cough HACK

damn, I was enjoying that sammich, too

Zombie Marie
Zombie Marie
11 years ago

@Starstorm

Welcome 😀

@kittehs

Is thug used specifically to mean a man of colour in the US?

I think so. (I live in the US but my socializing with other people is pretty random so hard to tell…)

thebewilderness
thebewilderness
11 years ago

It was street thugs and union thugs back in the day. At this point all citizens are assumed to be either a thug or a potential terrorist in the US. YMMV.

Zombie Marie
Zombie Marie
11 years ago

@thebewilderness

All citizens?? O_o

Marie
Marie
11 years ago

::blushes:: I just realized I’m still posting as Zombie Marie…wrong thread lol.

postman
postman
11 years ago

So his plan results to men killing women? Great plan, imaginary feminazi overlords!
This shit doesn’t make any sense even internally.