So I spent a little time reading through The Red Pill subreddit yesterday and if there’s one thing that Red Pill Redditors aren’t, it’s fucking betas. No fucking way. They’re like the total fucking opposite of betas. And by that I mean they are ALPHA DOGS 4 LIFE.
Case in point: The totally rad insults they use to put the bitches in their place, as collected together in the recent thread “What Is The Most Cutting Insult You Have Said To A Woman Infield?” I mean, even the fact that they HAVE such a thread is totally ALPHA DOG but just listen to this ALPHA DOG shit they totally really say to women in real life totally for real:
That’s right! Emphasis totally his! In your face, old bitch!
I mean, that’s up there with Oscar Wilde’s famous line “shut up, bitch, I’m like Oscar Wilde and shit.”
Oh, but wait here’s another one:
Get it? Because she was dressed like WONDER WOMAN, but WONDER BREAD is a kind of FOOD. And if you were to eat a comically large amount of food — say, an entire factory’s worth of it — you would probably get very very FAT.
So by saying this he was implying that she was FAT.
So funny! And ALPHA as FUCK, if you’ll excuse my use of sentence enhancers for a moment. NOT THAT I NEED TO ASK YOUR PERMISSION TO SENTENCE ENHANCE. HOO-AH! DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
Hell, the Red Pillers are so ALPHA AS FUCK that some of them literally face down terrorists during their day job in law enforcement, then fuck their female partners that very night, then go to the RedPill subreddit to ask the assembled ALPHA AS FUCK Redditors for some romantic advice just in case they’re acting maybe a little too much like a beta with oneitis, even after that whole staring down terrorists thing.
You might need to read that whole thread to see just how totally ALPHA AS FUCK it is. And obviously there’s no chance whatsoever that DoneWithBeta is making any of it up, I mean, who would do that, just go on the internet and make things up? That is so totally not alpha, why would anyone associated with the Red Pill subreddit do such a thing?
Oh, wait, it turns out that the post might just have been a little bit of an internet joke, and that DoneWithBeta’s story might just have been borrowed a teensy bit from the 2010 action comedy MacGruber. Apparently, none of the regulars in the Red Pill subreddit are beta enough to actually go to movies, because none of them noticed. But, hey, they did give the guy some totally ALPHA DOG ADVICE, which would have worked out awesome if the story had been real and the Red Pill mods hadn’t pussied out and deleted the thread (which is still there to read, even if it’s not visible on the subreddit any more).
Also there was a whole other fake relationship advice thread based on the plot of Othello that the Red Pillers thought was totes real but that’s because ALPHA DOGS DON’T READ SHAKESPEARE.
Need I remind you that FEMINISM IS DOOMED and that we’re going to RIDE THIS BITCH TO THE BOTTOM?
Yippie-ki-yay, sentence-enhancers!
Thanks to all those sniveling beta manginas and bitches in the Blue Pill subreddit for pointing me to some of this amazing ALPHA DOG shit.
This pretty much summed up my reaction.
My favorite part of all this is the knowledge that there is literally nowhere on the internet, other than possibly some random MRA site, where people don’t think GGGs plan is absolutely ludicrous.
Sleep, I need it. I just read Cassandra as saying they didn’t find GGG ridiculous and nearly spit my tea out. Considering I’m drinking EA’s ~$5 for an ounce of leaves…yeah, this shit goes on my taste buds, not my screen. (‘Tis a light, delicate herbal white tea, delicious…and my mother hates it because she’s so used to bigelow tea she has no idea what tea tastes like when it isn’t assaulting your taste buds *shakes head*)
No! No wasting of the good tea! My point was that when people who spend their time mocking stories wherein Thor is a pretty pony read your plan, take a step back, and collectively say “WTF is this shit?”, you may want to consider the possibility that you have completely lost the plot.
Where’s the bit on the forum where GGG was carrying on?
There’s at least 30 pages of it, just so you know. GGG is known as Strychnine over there. Can’t remember the page it was on, but at some point someone posted a manifesto on how to dominate a woman copied from the LoveShy forum, and it was the most creepy/pathetic thing I’ve ever read.
http://www.whygodwhy.org/t1774p900-love-shy
The take-away here is that GGG has been going on about this plan of his for at least 3 years, and getting progressively more disconnected from reality and angry with women as time goes on.
This is how it starts, with a quote from the LoveShy forum.
Oh no, that’s not creepy and weird at all, colleges should totally tell their female students who to date.
No, wait, he wants the government to ban college girls from dating guys from off-campus, because that would be an excellent use of government resources and not horrifying at all.
Good lord.
I wouldn’t have minded school sports being banned back in the day, but that was ‘cos I hated being made to do it!
GGG is totally bizarre. This is even freakier than the stuff of his we already knew about. It’s … it’s grooming. Forcing girls from childhood to be nothing but sex slaves.
Even without the horrific implications, since when do only sports jocks (he does seem fixated on US cliches for someone from the Balkans, doesn’t he?) find love later in life?
I wish he’d go back to whatever planet he’s from. Though they might have thrown him out, of course.
I’m constantly torn between worrying that he’s going to snap and kill someone and thinking that he’s the greatest lolcow in the history of the internet. This is why people keep thinking he’s a Poe – he seems too ridiculous to be real, but alas…
On the obsession with US cultural tropes thing, maybe he watches a lot of movies?
BTW the one wanking about banning sports isn’t GGG, that’s another guy from the loveshy forum. It’s not just him! There are more of them!
Oh, gotcha, I thought that was a quote from GGG.
Thing is … if they ban sports, won’t that lower the general rate of kids’ health and contribute to obesity? That would mean more FAT CHICKS and we know the desperately incel can’t be expected to
rapehave sex with any girl less than a 9.Or is it just boys who aren’t required to do sport, while girls are? That wouldn’t surprise me in the least.
I swear, the terminology might be different but these scum are really just promoting the sort of society in The Handmaid’s Tale.
Okay, Imma off to watch television. Niters!
@CassandraSays Um, I just went to his blog to see how he’s coping with the new fame, and his most recent post has this line:
Caps are all his.
Yeah, I feel kind of bad for laughing at his meltdown, in that his going postal seems like a distinct possibility. But at the same time he’s so ridiculous I can’t help it.
Ooook then…time’s like these I’m glad that probably every last byte of info is monitored. Because hi gov’n ops, think you can keep on eye on Mr. Homical? That’d rock, thanks.
“If you are a normal person” and there’s his problem, he clearly isn’t normal.
Gods he just gets creepier and creepier. And really, I prefer curiouser and curiouser.
I doubt that the Croatian government really have the time and resources to monitor what the more idiotic of their citizens are saying online, unfortunately.
Yeah I had a moment of that when reading his blog. Then I saw someone left a comment that said something like “I get it, I was raped, now I can’t have sex without panicking, but you can work through it” and he basically told her she was an idiot and made fun of her. Sympathy gone.
Oh, the guilt wasn’t for laughing at him, it’s just that if he did end up hurting someone else during his meltdown then I’d feel bad for finding the stuff he writes on the internet so funny.
Without government safety regulations regarding emissions, this is what Pittsburgh looked like in the 1940s:
http://www.theatlanticcities.com/arts-and-lifestyle/2012/06/what-pittsburgh-looked-when-it-decided-it-had-pollution-problem/2185/
While obviously more could be done, the government is why you aren’t living your life in a cloud of black smoke, or getting violently ill every time you take a bite of food. No, industry will NOT take steps to ensure your safety without being forced to do so by the government. Just look at the recent catastrophes in the Bangledesh garment industry.
You know what happens right now when the government doesn’t care about air quality?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/02/28/the-most-shocking-photo-of-beijing-air-pollution-ive-ever-seen/
Men don’t need the government, we are burly libertarian supermen!
Er, the government should hand women out like party favors.
These fuckers. It always boils down to ONE THING – men are people, women are not.
Pittsburgh really was that bad, to the point the debate over whether the fish where yet edible was ongoing when I was living there (like, 21st century) — had older people tell me of the days when hanging your laundry out to dry meant having to wash it again. Yeah, it was bad. You’d only know it now if you know where to look — some of the buildings still show the black patina for soot, but other than that, it’s clean. Because environmental regs. /end Pittsburgh swooning
Oh yeah, just Google image search “China pollution” to get really depressed. This stuff is important, and we take it for granted or sneer at the “bureaucratic red tape” of it without even knowing what daily life could be like.
And the sad thing is, there is still MORE we could be doing right here in the States!
One more thing about the government….sorry, this stuff really gets my goat because these people enjoy things every day of their lives that are created and maintained by government services and someone on my Facebook just posted a bit of nonsense by Ayn Rand the other day so now it’s boiling over.
During the Great Depression, we didn’t have a social safety net. 10 million Americans DIED OF STARVATION. That’s right, industry gambled away the economic future of the country, and 10 million average Americans paid for it with their lives. We live in a society, we need each other to survive, and this shit matters.