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Roosh’s Return of Kings blog: Tamerlan Tsarnaev had an American wife, therefore American women want to be beaten

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Leave it to Roosh V’s Return of Kings blog to publish the most reprehensible thing I’ve yet seen related to the Boston Marathon bombing.

In a post with the lovely title “The American Woman Has Hit An All-Time Low,” guest blogger Samseau offers some thoughts – that is to say, wild, unsupported speculation – about the widow of bombing suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev, and uses that as evidence in a case against American women as a whole, declaring her “a profound marker in the decline of the American woman.”

Samseau bases much of his, er, theorizing on the facts that Tsarnaev was a Muslim immigrant while his widow, Katherine Tsarnaev, nee Russell, was “common American female stock.”

According to most accounts, the two met in a nightclub, and Samseau – his head filled with PUA fever dreams — imagines the scenario:

Although it is unclear how he seduced her, my guess is that he got her with some Muslim game: intimidating gazes, ramrod straight stances, bottle service, congregating with all of the other jacked immigrants in the nightclub with their top two shirt buttons undone, and then inviting girls back to his table to talk.

Most likely they both frequented the same nightclubs when he noticed her, and made a few attempts to get her back to his place before he went for the close. Given that she was an American woman, she put out right away as she did for so many other men in her freshman and sophmore years.

Wouldn’t you hit it? I know I would.

Samseau is somehow able to conjure all this up from the one widely reported fact that the two met in a nightclub.

But it’s what he manages to conjure up from the reports that Tamerlan Tsarnaev physically abused his wife that really takes Samseau’s post over the top. (TRIGGER WARNING in what follows for Samseau’s strange apologia for domestic violence against women.)

Noting that Tsarnaev was arrested for domestic violence against another girlfriend around the time Katherine Russell started dating him, Samseau concludes that “Katherine knew this guy was a piece of shit from the get-go, but most likely willfully ignored it in favor of her lusts.”

Oh, but Samseau is just getting started. He then posits that because

Katherine was a young American woman, she most likely did not see Tsarnaev, or any man she was banging, as anything beyond fun. But because Tsarnaev was a violent man, using force, coercion, and beatings to keep her from straying. Any hint of infidelity resulted in some kind of punishment for Katherine.

Samseau, while registering polite disdain towards Tsarnaev’s alleged violence towards his wife, also seems to regard it as something of a necessity:

I am not surprised that it took the violence of Tsarnaev’s level to keep a young and beautiful girlfriend in Boston. I know that hookup culture well, and girls actively dump and cheat on men whenever they so please. Men are more likely to be pump and dumped than the women are.

Yes, that’s right, he’s arguing that the only way to keep young and beautiful American women from cheating is to beat them. Adding insult to injury — quite literally — Samseau goes on to argue that this is how American women secretly like it.

Thus we reach the disturbing conclusion of this story – Katherine was not a victim, she was not a special case, she was an ordinary American woman who represented her culture in every way, and that is precisely why she betrayed it. She was given everything a woman could want in life, and instead she choose to find something, someone – anyone – who could take it away from her. Unsatisfied with her life of being catered on beck and call, of whim and notion, she was drawn to the first man who would remove it all and place chains around her – even if that man hated the country who raised her. …

And since Katherine was nothing more than an “All-American girl,” it is reasonable to conclude that most American women are exactly like Katherine – unhappy with their spoiled lives who would gladly give it up just for a chance to be enthralled by a powerful man. The women of this country have no more loyalty to the land that raised them, but instead are opportunists looking for a chance to submit in pleasure.

Samseau follows this appalling victim-blaming bullshit with a version of the standard-issue Nice Guy ™ Lament:

Until that opportunity comes, they will hate on all men who try to be anything good towards them, and act out against them – by denying them sex and relationships, by throwing them in jail with trumped up charges, by stealing their money under the pretense of marriage – until they are forced to stop. And it doesn’t take much to stop them – even a welfare bum like Tsarnaev could do it.

Oh, but Samseau isn’t exactly recommending that American men beat their girlfriends – because this would be bad for them. For the men, that is.

Now, I do not think any man should go around beating women just so he can keep them. This is obviously a shitty, destructive way to live that will only cause you more pain and unhappiness in the long run. Any woman that requires beatdowns in order to remain faithful is a garbage woman who will never make you happy. And yet with the extreme shortage of eligible American women, what is a good American man supposed to do?

Samseau ends his post with a suggestion that American men leave the country to some foreign paradise where women aren’t so, well, American. Which is, I suppose, a better alternative than advising men to stick around and beat up women. Be thankful for small mercies, I guess.

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Yellaine
Yellaine
11 years ago

I’m almost surprised he didn’t put the blame on her for what the bombing. But I guess it’s not too late. What a piece of human garbage.

katz
11 years ago

Setting aside the victim blaming…ONE woman did this, therefore it’s what all women act like? APEX FALLACY!

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

Bombing a bunch of marathoners is the only way to keep an American woman faithful to you. Or something. Maybe bomb some courthouses and women’s shelters too, just to seal the deal.

Robotarmygeneral
Robotarmygeneral
11 years ago

As someone who went to college in Boston, I call bullshit on his nightclub/hookup culture “theory”

Howard Bannister
11 years ago

Um… don’t beat women, because it would be better if you didn’t have to beat them to keep them in line?

That’s your ethical yardstick?

Um…

Um…

There’s no other reason for not beating women you’d like to bring up at this time? None?

Um, yeah. I mean, we all knew that, right? But still. Um.

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
11 years ago

That must be the least reasonable follow-up to the phrase “it is reasonable to conclude…” that I have ever seen. Did he get the memo informing the world that “All-American” does not literally mean “representative of all americans”?

These superior menz do not handle the logic all that well.

freemage
11 years ago

I always feel guilty about wishing these guys would actually take the advice to go to a foreign country seriously and emigrate. I mean, yeah, it’d be the social equivalent of toxic dumping, but the U.S. would be such a better place to live without these assholes.

Bagelsan
Bagelsan
11 years ago

There’s no other reason for not beating women you’d like to bring up at this time? None?

Sometimes it hurts his hand, too.

opheliamonarch
11 years ago

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. 🙁

hellkell
hellkell
11 years ago

I read this last week, and it made me ill. These dudes can sit on all the cacti.

Tulgey Logger
Tulgey Logger
11 years ago

Pretty messed up implications of this, too:

In short, there was nothing special about this woman. She is common American female stock. And that is precisely why the implications are so disturbing.

Uh oh. Look out, white American men: They can get your women! The very idea that there’s such a thing as “Muslim game” tells you everything. It’s textbook Otherizing of Muslim men as seductive but sexually threatening to white western women and the western men who have the “rightful” claim to them.

Typically for clueless internet misogynists, Samseau is trying to tell you something about someone else, but is actually describing himself: he’s the representative of the ugliness in US culture, here.

yaoi huntress earth
yaoi huntress earth
11 years ago

These guys sure have a runaway imagination when it comes to women, don’t they?

BritterSweet
11 years ago

“Blah blah wouldn’t you hit it? I would.”

There’s just something funny-sad about guys who slut-shame girls and say they would use them for sex in the same comment. Basically, it’s the double standard in one of its purest forms, the very picture of dehumanization used to justify mistreating other people.

TRTina
TRTina
11 years ago

Dang it, I couldn’t get past the All American spoiled rotten gets everything she wants all are at her beck and call stuff. Somebody please tell me where this is. Where can I find it, ‘cuz right now I’ve got a serious headache from a situation not of my own doing that could turn into an ugly, costly mistake. I would like to fix this mistake…but I’m just a dumb woman who doesn’t know anything.

katz
11 years ago

It’s amazing how quick they are to find the nearest woman to wank about, even when it’s a crime committed by two dudes with no women involved at all.

TRTina
TRTina
11 years ago

I hope this link makes it through. I just found it and I so needed the laugh.

emilygoddess
emilygoddess
11 years ago

I’m constantly surprised by what passes for logic and reason in the MRM. They really will believe just about anything, as long as it’s misogynistic enough.

princessbonbon
11 years ago

what is a good American man supposed to do?

Stop claiming to be a good American man. Because you are not. At all. The second thing is to go your own way.

Bob Dole
Bob Dole
11 years ago

Speaking of the “chicks dig jerks” meme, it’s Spearhead time!

http://www.the-spearhead.com/2013/04/30/girls-cant-get-enough-of-dzhokhar/

An Inconvenient Truth
An Inconvenient Truth
11 years ago

Don’t worry about those who propagate the the “chicks dig jerks” meme; their mountains of evidence are no match for your equalist assertions.

Abnoy
Abnoy
11 years ago

Hah, womyn only wise up when they wash up.

Aaliyah
11 years ago

Any woman that requires beatdowns in order to remain faithful is a garbage woman who will never make you happy. And yet with the extreme shortage of eligible American women, what is a good American man supposed to do?

I don’t know, treat us like human beings? Wait, nevermind.

Shaenon
11 years ago

I don’t know why this struck me as the stupidest detail in a giant sticky pile of stupid, but I’m pretty sure a devout Muslim would not be ordering the bottle service.

And yeah, Roosh’s idea of Boston nightlife seems to be based on streaming episodes of “Entourage” into the cave in which he hides from the terrifying femocracy.

Mouse
Mouse
11 years ago

Wow, even in diasasters like this it’s ‘about teh menz!?!?’

quantumscale
quantumscale
11 years ago

opheliamonarch, i was literally about to write the EXACT same thing

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