Today, another lesson in how to get yourself hundreds of upvotes on Reddit.
It’s really quite simple.
1) Go to the Ask Reddit subreddit. Find the post asking Redditors if they’ve ever “tried a crazy urban-dictionary sex move? (e.g. Alaskan Pipeline, Komodo Dragon, Donkey Punch, etc.) How did it turn out?”
2) Post a story about a hilarious little prank you (allegedly) pulled on a sex partner that instantly transformed consensual sex into violent rape.
3) Oh, and throw in a gratuitous racial slur while you’re at it.
4) Then whine about how your partner’s negative response to your (alleged) little rape prank gave you “blue balls” and complain that you might have to pay her damages for “emotional distress” in civil court (allegedly).
You might think that this might be a bit much even for the morally undeveloped manchildren (and occasional womanchildren) who populate Reddit. But guess what? The poster of the tale in question got literally hundreds more upvotes than downvotes for his whiny “confession.”
Here’s the screenshot to prove it. (I’ve partically obscured the racial slur; click on image to see full-sized version.)
There were, of course, those who reacted like normal human beings to Mr. Dick Pic’s story. (I’ve obscured the homophobic slur that made up the entirely of his reply.)
Mr. Dick Pic was so offended that anyone was offended by his shitty (alleged) behavior that he rage-quit the thread, deleting his comment and — living up to his name — leaving only a dick pic in its place.
Now, Mr. Dick Pic may just be trolling, and I really hope that’s all there is to his terrible story, but his ridiculously pissy behavior after he got called out makes me think that his story, or at least parts of it, may actually be true.
Just another day on Reddit, the internet’s largest and most influential asshat aggregator.
Thanks to an anonymous Reddit informant for the heads-up, and the screenshots.
The whole thing was about France refusing to support the invasion of Iraq (even though tons of other countries also didn’t support it). So it doesn’t even make sense for a non-American to say.
And it’s a downright embarrassing thing to say now.
That was sort of a leapfrog ninja.
Holy F! I did not know that.
ninja’d
That was so embarrassing to read that I want to crawl into a hole. V_V
Fade/Briznecko: Fade: Sadly, no. The house changed the name of french fries and french toast to freedom fries and freedom toast because those pesky French didn’t support our invasion of Iraq.
The best part of that is that French Toast became, “French” because of WW1. In the original Fannie Farmer Cookbook she has a recipe for “German Toast” which is basically that Sauerkraut also became, “Liberty Cabbage”.
So this wasn’t new shit, and the irony was rich.
@opheliamonarch: Ah! AHAHHA! Thanks for that! 😀 (I Googled “hairless fox” by the way.)
Holy shit pencunium! I didn’t realize the food-name-change game had such a history. Petty and childish for sure, but…damn.
There is a game (Japan-only I think) called “Battle Raper”, where you beat up women and then rape them. So kind of like Mortal Kombat but with bonus rape. Want the know why we still need feminism, kids? Because apparently during the development meetings for that game nobody stopped and said “wait, maybe this isn’t a good idea”.
Sorry if I’m missing anyone, but there are just so many people commenting on this blog, I can’t keep up. Really quick:
@Ugh- Like with some other people on here, you need to learn to read for comprehension. You should probably also not say things that aren’t true.
@freemage- I’m not necessarily talking about militarized violence. Indiscriminate violence also affects men much more. Yes I agree it is also mostly men committing the violence, but that’s not really relevant here. The point is that indiscriminate, nonsexualized violence is not a thing that affects women disproportionately, so I disagree that it “evokes” anything in particular. Also, no one was proposing “targeting” a particular gender, but simply mixing the genders of enemy NPCs.
But the “SRS” hate group, in accordance with similar philosophies in the WBC and other hate groups, have made it their business to dehumanize white men by making it acceptable to fantasize about killing them, but no one else. These are textbook hate tactics. I direct you all to SRSsucks for more proof of this.
Dude…
Your entire point it that you’re ignoring the large amount of sexualized violence that occurs to try to make a point. FFS.
PREMA has repeated this montra so many times that now whenever he repeats it I imagine a five year old holding their breath until they get what they want. How can an adult not understand that repeating the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again does not make it true?
Nah, he’s just repeating it over and over again because it amuses him to see people get pissed off and respond. Trolllollol.
Please, somebody, invent this!
I say we role this out across the Net!
Yes I agree it is also mostly men committing the violence, but that’s not really relevant here.
Of course not,because then you couldn’t hate on women, and people who are against hating on women.
Care to offer some more of your vile, and loathesome, and peurile, defense of AVfM’s calls to violence?
I love how even people who’re not feminists think that dudes who read the usual angry white man sites and talk (poorly) about gender issues are total assholes.
I can’t be the only one who read this in Abe Simpson’s voice
Does that mean there is now such a thing as Freedom kissing in the US?
@Pecunium- You are accusing me of saying things I didn’t say. There’s that problem with reading comprehension again. What is it with you people?
With as uptight as some as us USians are, I wouldn’t be suprised. But Freedom kissing can only be done by people of the opposite gender, with cis orientation, Hollywood-level attractiveness, and of course be white.
/sarcasm
Piss off, PEMRA.
Maybe you should go reat yourself in the corner? I’m sure all the staw feminists buring in your head will cower before your POWERFUL* logic.
*circular and non-sensicle
*repeat
…also that’s directed at PEMRA.
Christ
I assume AVFM is A Voice for Men? I don’t frequent that blog. Again, I’m not really an MRA because I have issues with that community… this is why I call myself *Pro-Equality* MRA.
I’ll be back later to address others.