Today, another lesson in how to get yourself hundreds of upvotes on Reddit.
It’s really quite simple.
1) Go to the Ask Reddit subreddit. Find the post asking Redditors if they’ve ever “tried a crazy urban-dictionary sex move? (e.g. Alaskan Pipeline, Komodo Dragon, Donkey Punch, etc.) How did it turn out?”
2) Post a story about a hilarious little prank you (allegedly) pulled on a sex partner that instantly transformed consensual sex into violent rape.
3) Oh, and throw in a gratuitous racial slur while you’re at it.
4) Then whine about how your partner’s negative response to your (alleged) little rape prank gave you “blue balls” and complain that you might have to pay her damages for “emotional distress” in civil court (allegedly).
You might think that this might be a bit much even for the morally undeveloped manchildren (and occasional womanchildren) who populate Reddit. But guess what? The poster of the tale in question got literally hundreds more upvotes than downvotes for his whiny “confession.”
Here’s the screenshot to prove it. (I’ve partically obscured the racial slur; click on image to see full-sized version.)
There were, of course, those who reacted like normal human beings to Mr. Dick Pic’s story. (I’ve obscured the homophobic slur that made up the entirely of his reply.)
Mr. Dick Pic was so offended that anyone was offended by his shitty (alleged) behavior that he rage-quit the thread, deleting his comment and — living up to his name — leaving only a dick pic in its place.
Now, Mr. Dick Pic may just be trolling, and I really hope that’s all there is to his terrible story, but his ridiculously pissy behavior after he got called out makes me think that his story, or at least parts of it, may actually be true.
Just another day on Reddit, the internet’s largest and most influential asshat aggregator.
Thanks to an anonymous Reddit informant for the heads-up, and the screenshots.
Hmm. I’ve no idea why that didn’t work.
The link in plaintext:
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=962
OK, plaintext works.
This is a link to a very silly website. It is a test.
Fuck ALL the Cancer!!
Not a kitty video, but I hope it is acceptable nonetheless.
“Whenever the owners of this house with a pool came home, they found puddles of water near their pool. They believed the neighbors kids waited until they went out, to use the pool….so they installed a camera and this is what they saw….”
Oh yeah, Brzzzzzzzz is totes a not-white guy rabbitting on about how teh poor white menz are so oppressed.
What’s your morning height, eh, Brrzzzal?
neuroticbeagle: That might be one of the happiest dogs I’ve ever seen!
Brz thinks white people are regularly lynched in France.
So, Brz, a few question:
1 where, in France, does being white put you at high risk of being lynched for being white? Being myself a French white person, I really need to know. Crazy I haven’t heard about it before though, having lived ther my whole life.
2… why am I speaking English to you? Bref, juste histoire de te situer dans le paysage, quelle est ta personalité préférée? Barjot, Le Pen (père ou fille), Zemmour, Caritas fan-boy, Copé/Fillion*?
*liste non-exhaustive
And just to state the obvious, the left haven’t created homophobic bigots by making a law about marriage equality (yeah!! now just waiting for the constitutional counsel), they just made them come out of the woods (or the churches for many, in this case)
Seeing a mob hurting journalists doesn’t make me think “hum, these rational people have a good point here”
Also, my deepest sympathies for all of you who suffer from illnesses. Jedi hugs for those who want them.
I am amazed that anyone can think that antisemitism was “developed” in the 19th century. I mean, blood libel has been around since at least the first century CE, and belief in it was widespread in the Middle Ages throughout Europe. It was common practice for crusaders to massacre Jewish settlements on their way to Jerusalem.
But no, it was all those dastardly socialists in the 19th century.
i’m sorry cloudiah and everyone for the pain caused by cancer. if it helps, i’m doing part of my training specifically on counseling those affected by it.
Cloudiah:
I’m so sorry about your friend, someone you love having any form of cancer is really hard to deal with. I went into remission about *counts on fingers* five months ago. It was hard going through it (surgery, chemotherapy, more bloody surgery) but I often felt really bad for my carers, especially my husband and parents. They worked so hard and were so patient and supportive. I honestly don’t think I could have gotten through it without them.
It sucks. Majorly. Nightmare fuel.
this made me feel better (it’s a beautiful garden!):
http://confrontingmywhitegirlprivilege.tumblr.com/post/48892969854/funnywildlife-award-winning-garden-design-by
Right, so, @Brz, couldn’t make it through the rest of your rambling inanity, however, saw the reference to France and thought I’d take a peek, bad idea, very bad, bad, bad, bad idea, bad, bad….
I’m in Britain, you know like an hour away on the Chunnel, Mr M goes to France regularly and I’ve gotta say, well, alright this is obvious I know but,
Really?
Seriously?
So much poo, it’s just a quagmire of poopie, poo!
Right, we have tons of Islamophobia in the UK, but the French took it to a new level with this,
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/sep/19/battle-for-the-burqa
NOT that I am suggesting there aren’t plenty of people in the UK who wouldn’t love to do this too.
Anyway, yeah, faux french is exactly the right name for you, also, you sooooo tedious I am now going back to pretending you never existed.
*cough*Wanker*cough*
Also, @Melody Happy, Happy Birthday 🙂
http://hobbesolbuddy.tumblr.com/image/11924205194
Just ’cause everyone else had vid’s covered, and Calvin and Hobbes is always lovely 🙂
And@Cloudiah, hugs 🙂 Will sphynx kitties do?
(I have a weird obsession with Sphynx cats, I’m trying to convince Mr.M to get one, he thinks they ugly. 🙁 However, my new plan is to spam his email with freaky pictures of them until he relents *evil cackle* I like to call it ‘Spham’ )
@neuroticbeagle, wow I loved that vid 🙂
So, white guys get lynched in France on a regular basis? Interesting…. *Goes to Google, discovers only one reference to fatal mob violence in the last year… the victims (and, from the appearance of things, probably the perpetrators) were all black.* So… no. Brz’s knowledge of French underclass communities seems to parallel his knowledge of, well, everything else.
@melody happy birthday belated.
i’m always going to be super late to threads.
and also i think it’s awesome to have pairs of sisters posting here simultaneously.
my sis wouldn’t be into this blog.
this still makes me laugh, maybe cloudiah’s friend hasn’t seen it:
*delurking briefly*
Hey, Brz, I have lived in France several years, in different parts of the country: Marseille, Rennes, Paris… Where did you exactly see the violence against whites?
First off, I haven’t read through all the comments yet, but I’m pressed for time.
@freemage
Again I don’t have time to write out a lengthy response to your stupidity, except to say that men are, in fact, victimized by violence more often than women… pretty much everywhere. Remember, we’re not talking about *sexualized* violence. So I would disagree with the basic assumption here. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan of violence against anyone. But I don’t think that “killing female zombie” is an action that is reflective of a real-world problem.
And you wonder why your brand of feminism isn’t catching on. It’s because those horrible “cis white men” don’t want to associate with people who think it’s okay to fantasize about specifically singling them out and killing them.
Like I said, I have issues with the MRAs, but they are a logical response to hate groups like “SRS”.
@PEMRA, WANKER!
Pem, You’re hardly being logical. MRAs existed before SRS, how could they be a response to it? SRS is a “logical response” to reddit misogyny though.
@bahumbugi, I almost understood bits of that video without needing the subtitles.
@Yellaine, it’s great to have an actual French person here to make Brz really work the Google Translate. A note — I spoke to him in French (I admit it’s been years since I studied it) and he tried to correct my grammar, so he may do it to you. I just want to let you know (for some reason) he’s really square.
@Aaliyah
I don’t know who that guy is, but this is something that mra’s and anti feminists do all the time. I’m sick of them shrugging shoulders and holding their nose in the air when they respond to stories of abused women. It’s funny how they are very picky and choosy about who they put the responsibility on and who they remove it from. I mean, they’re very quick to say that women who have been abused PUT themselves in that situation and should take responsibility for everything that happened. First of all, women are not fucking mind readers, and secondly, abuse is a complicated thing, and you selective jerks know it. If I took their own twisted logic and applied it to an issue that they, supposedly, care about, they wouldn’t be so hot for it. For example, if I said, “Men who have been raped in prison should know what they have gotten themselves into. If they had prevented themselves from ending up in prison in the first place, it wouldn’t have happened to them,” they’d probably hate my guts, and rightfully so! So guess what jerks? Stop shrugging your shoulders and pretending to be clueless because NO ONE is buying it.
Yay, Ninja kitty 🙂
Is there any possibility of a physical description of PEMRA? The poppet is easier to sew if you know what they look like.
So far I’ve got,
White
Male
Balding
Oh and he says he’s a monster, but what type?
Kraken?
Zombie?
Troll?
Oh wait…
I think…
yeah…
oh, right…
back to the sewing then.
Also, Ban him! Ban him! Ban him!
Question, would it be tedious if I use the W word again?
oh wait, I’m a woman, apparently I can never let anything go, so fuck it…
@PEMRA, WANKER
I hope that post wasn’t over the top, and maybe that was an awful example, sorry. I’m crap at expressing how I feel :/