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300 upvotes apparently not enough for a racist, and possibly also a rapist, Redditor

Reddit: Where dudes get agnry when their "hilarious" rape confessions only get 300 upvotes
Reddit: Where dudes get angry when their allegedly hilarious rape “confessions” only get 300 upvotes

Today, another lesson in how to get yourself hundreds of upvotes on Reddit.

It’s really quite simple.

1) Go to the Ask Reddit subreddit. Find the post asking Redditors if they’ve ever “tried a crazy urban-dictionary sex move? (e.g. Alaskan Pipeline, Komodo Dragon, Donkey Punch, etc.) How did it turn out?”

2) Post a story about a hilarious little prank you (allegedly) pulled on a sex partner that instantly transformed consensual sex into violent rape.

3) Oh, and throw in a gratuitous racial slur while you’re at it.

4) Then whine about how your partner’s negative response to your (alleged) little rape prank gave you “blue balls” and complain that you might have to pay her damages for “emotional distress” in civil court (allegedly).

You might think that this might be a bit much even for the morally undeveloped manchildren (and occasional womanchildren) who populate Reddit. But guess what? The poster of the tale in question got literally hundreds more upvotes than downvotes for his whiny “confession.”

Here’s the screenshot to prove it. (I’ve partically obscured the racial slur; click on image to see full-sized version.)

dickpicrapist

There were, of course, those who reacted like normal human beings to Mr. Dick Pic’s story. (I’ve obscured the homophobic slur that made up the entirely of his reply.)

dickpicresponse

Mr. Dick Pic was so offended that anyone was offended by his shitty (alleged) behavior that he rage-quit the thread, deleting his comment and — living up to his name — leaving only a dick pic in its place.

Now, Mr. Dick Pic may just be trolling, and I really hope that’s all there is to his terrible story, but his ridiculously pissy behavior after he got called out makes me think that his story, or at least parts of it, may actually be true.

Just another day on Reddit, the internet’s largest and most influential asshat aggregator.

Thanks to an anonymous Reddit informant for the heads-up, and the screenshots.

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Argenti Aertheri
11 years ago

Oh, missed one!

Fade, if you wanted a seat that’s more cane than walker, there’re these things.

And while I have no experience in the matter, my two cents say that you shouldn’t feel guilty/wrong/whatever about using a wheelchair because you can walk. They aren’t just for people who can’t walk at all 🙂

Also, add my vote to the chorus sick of PEMRA (tediousness is, technically, a bannable offense, doesn’t happen often, but it is listed)

cloudiah
11 years ago

Happy birthday, Melody!

cloudiah
11 years ago

[More feelings dump ahead]

Thanks to all the people who sent hugs, since I definitely need them — and will pass along the hugs/sentiment to someone who needs it even more. Spent most of the last 2 hours talking to friend #1 with cancer, and arranged to go see her on Saturday. She is missing her kitties, because she’s in a rehab center, so if anyone has any absolutely adorable kitty videos to share please send them along and I’ll play them for her. (katz, I’m totally showing her pix of your foster kitties; she’ll love them.)

Aaliyah
11 years ago

my suggestion works for whatever reason you don’t have a permenent place. I rotated about three different places for a few monthes

I think you’re right about that. If it happens to be the case that I initially don’t have any place to stay at, though, I wonder what will happen when I straight-up tell my father, “I don’t have any apartment/dorm/co-op to stay at; I’ll couch-surf instead.” Maybe I’ll just have to bluntly tell him the reason for wanting to move out: that I want to get away from him so I can live as my female safe without the fear of his anger. But that sounds too risky. Let’s just see what happens.

marinerachel
marinerachel
11 years ago

PEMRA is still bunged up, I see.

lumi
lumi
11 years ago

@cloudiah, you sound like a really good friend. Can you bring your friend a stuffie kitty, or are those not safe enough? My cat is snooty and won’t allow me to film anything but his butt, and no one wants to see that.

Aaliyah
11 years ago

So I just read a Huffington Post article about a woman being threatened with eviction because she called the police for help when her boyfriend was physically assaulting her.

Here are some gems from one commenter:

“As annoyed as some of you seem to be getting over this, there is a good logic to the law. Women can’t keep calling the police over domestic violence, without changing their lives. Stop dating deadbeats, stop giving abusive men a 3rd and 4th chance…and take domestic violence seriously. You can’t just scream at each other, hit one another, and expect the other tenants to tolerate this.”

“If you and your boyfriend scream at each other, hit one another, cause disturbances…you have to be removed.

And having no money and being pathetic is no excuse. “You” chose to have kids…”you” had control of your womb, your education, your career. If you end up useless, tethered to a deadbeat who abuses you, it’s really your own fault. Horrible men announce themselves early in a relationship – abuse is rarely a surprise.”

“It all depends on the situation, and who has the lease. But, bottom line…the other tenants have rights too…the right to live in a non-abusive environment. People scream at each other, get violent, hit, etc…and only once in a while call the cops. Then, they don’t take the issue seriously (ie, split up, get help). Instead, they keep going back to one another, and continue to disturb the peace. No deal. Landlords should be about to boot such riff raff.”

May this person sleep on Legos and stub hir toe on a refrigerator corner. Also, I wish I knew better than to look at HP comments.

khantron
khantron
11 years ago
Aaliyah
11 years ago

Also, I wish I knew better than to look at HP comments.

Correction: I regret looking at HP comments again.

I phrased that very strangely.

Brz
Brz
11 years ago

@emilygoddess

I’ll grant you that a LOT of white folks confuse white privilege with the general usage of “privilege” (which has historically referred to class), and assume that white + poor can’t possibly add up to any kind of privilege. It’s a very common misunderstanding, especially when someone is encountering the concept of white privilege for the first time. Fun fact, though: the fact that it’s common for people to get defensive doesn’t mean they’re correct to do so.

You know, there’s reasons to why some people can get “defensive” when you talk about “white privilege”.
There’s places in France, I grew up in one of them, where being white means living in a place where people hate you and want to hurt you just because you’re white. Places where you see whites being insulted, slapped or lynched by non-whites regularly and where whites try to avoid problems by looking down, by trying to be invisible as much as possible, by converting themselves to Islam, by trying to not look like too much “French”, by closing their mouths shut.
These people have reasons to be a little bit “defensive”, because their lives is all about “defense” and avoiding troubles and every thing that liberals promoted, every concept, every campaign has been about condoning and enabling the hate against them. Anti-racism, “France’s colonial unconscious”, the repentance,… It has always meant for them more aggressions, more fear, more hate.
And I’m pretty sure that these people exist also in U.S.

It’s one thing to look the other way when these people are insulted, hit and killed just because they’re white because “whites can’t be oppressed”, it’s one thing to refuse them any help, any consideration, because being insulted and beaten on an everyday basis isn’t “systemic”, isn’t “institutionalized” and that everything that happen to whites in these kinds of place “isn’t a thing” but it’s another thing to say to these people that the really important thing is that they need to acknowledge their “white privilege”, not only they need to close their mouths shut about everything non-whites can do to them, they also need to “acknowledge” that it’s their own fault, that it’s all because they’re too “entitled”, because their white skin give them unearned privileges.
One can think that it’s a little bit too much to ask.

Deoridhe
11 years ago

Does anyone else start hearing Peanuts-esque “Whah Whah wha Whah” when reading brz’s posts?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Wasn’t he pretending to be Algerian-French rather than white at some point? He seems to keep forgetting that.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

I don’t even get that far, I just start to doze off. Brzzzzzzzz hasn’t got anything else going for him, but he’s not bad as an insomnia cure.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Because of the name I hear it as bzz, like a fly.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Oh yes, he was claiming to be Algerian-French at one stage!

Maybe he’s like Minty and fades if he goes out in the sun?

Brz
Brz
11 years ago

Wait.

The Protocols of the Elders of Zion were fabricated by the Russian secret police some time between 1897 and 1902. The October Revolution didn’t happen until 1917.

That was the Imperial Tzarist state, not the socialists. And it doesn’t help your case that these were then promoted by both Henry Ford and Adolf Hitler, who were rabidly anti-communist as well as antisemitic. Granted, Stalin was also a shit-stain of the highest order and certainly no better in his treatment of the Jewish people, but to point at socialism as the driver of antisemitism is pants-on-head wrong.

There was Bernard Lazare before that and before that the famous Edouard Drumont’s “la France juive” which is the one who really popularized the term “antisemite” and had a great influence among French socialists circles and even before that Karl marx talked about “emancipating ourself from Jewish materialist spirit”.
Socialists had a great role in developing antisemitism at the end of the 19th century, the only difference between socialist antisemitism of this era and the anti-white propaganda of their successors is that there was a debate between socialists to know if antisemitism was good or not, vigurous debates, some became kind of proto-fascists , other became “Dreyfusards”, when the successors of the socialists are just openly, undiscutably anti-white for the same reasons a socialist of the 19th could have blamed the jews for their materialism, their racism, their refusal to leave their community to be part of the human family,..

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Yawn … oh, sorry, fell asleep for a moment there.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Wait, I thought I heard something…nah, it’s just a mosquito.

Brz
Brz
11 years ago

Wasn’t he pretending to be Algerian-French rather than white at some point? He seems to keep forgetting that.

If you re-read carefully my post, you’ll see that I don’t refer myself as being white.

I personally prefer that you forget that I’ve mentioned my origins before you accuse me of dancing dabkeh or listen Amr Diab, things particularly related to Algeria, you know,… thanks.

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Yay, he remembered to pretend that he’s not a fluent English speaker again!

lowquacks
lowquacks
11 years ago

Not sure if it’s been posted yet, but have you mob seen the latest A Softer World comic?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Link is borked.

lowquacks
lowquacks
11 years ago

Hmm. Try this?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

Nope, still getting a 404 error.

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