Today, something kind of amazing that’s been making its way around Tumblr: a recording of Saruman — well, someone doing a pretty good impersonation of Christopher Lee as Saruman — doing a dramatic reading of an MRA-ish rant from a Reddit shitlord.
You’ll have to listen closely, because the rant is a bit convoluted and concern-trolly. Also, the commenter comes back with a couple of edits after he gets benned from whatever subreddit this took place in, apparently SRS.
Listen to it here.
Thanks to MollyRen for bringing this to my attention.
EDITED: Definitely not Mr. Lee.
*how natural selection works. Damn it.
RaulGroom, what are you doing?
Hardly surprising – after all, he is Saruman the White (Cis Male).
Shorter (MUCH shorter) Mark Minter
Just catching up, that recording was FABULOUS 🙂
@kittehserf, I looove your blog, though like you said, Man Boobz has been distracting me the last couple of days, while I await my book I’m gonna be reading your lovely blog 🙂 and the picture of Mr…. phwoar!! Oh no misandry!
And now for more fake words from the dictionary of fake
‘Friscalating’ http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=friscalating
Although, that one is lovely, and is for something that actually exists, so I say we keep it.
@Fade, thank you for having the wherewithal to read Minty’s poo, your comment was brilliant, particularly (oh blockquote Oogie Boogie is so gonna get me.
@Cassandrasays, A fellow Brit 🙂 Loved the Python clip, reminded me of this,
And on tea, I think PG tips, but I’m a tea philistine 🙂 Real tea? NOT Lapsang souchong, not only hard to spell, but that shit is toxic! I actually had to throw away the glass jar we kept it in it stank so bad!
Anyway, I’ve gone on too long, er sorry, making like a cat again. See now I’m saying it just too many times 🙁
Aw, see now, I WANTED the Oogie Boogie to strike on that blockquote because I had this all prepared 🙁
So, he kinda got me in reverse (urgh, that came out wrong…)
What I want to know is what Minty is drinking when he produces these spiels. Cuz if I got drunk enough to write these kinds of wild, meandering raves, I would definitely pass out at the 800 word mark… He’s like the MRM’s very own William Faulkner. He must start each evening in front of his computer with a bottle of Jack Daniels, then wake up the next afternoon wondering, “Man, did I really write all this?” The problem, of course, is that he never goes back and actually reads and edits it.
Mark. Wtf. Ur too old for this shit.
Although I’ve sometimes jokingly suggested that my students have a glass of wine to get their writing juices flowing, Minty has taken this advice a little too far.
Oh and @Argenti. I was just desperately trying to make my way through Minty’s spewings, and my mind wandered onto your brilliant comment again, I had meant to mention it.
I’m keeping that for my funniest posts ever.
One of my other favourites was on a female drummers youtube video.
Comment after comment was ‘what kind of kitchen is that?’, but the most popular comment was the response to the ‘question’ –
‘The kind where her dick’s bigger than yours, maybe you should make her a sandwich!’ 🙂
Minty reminds me of a coworker who announced to me in all seriousness that humans were going to evolve to lose their toes because we didn’t need them anymore.
Katz: what the hell did your coworker think toes are FOR?
That may have broken my brain.
Minty has taken the next logical step in MRA authorship.
Most MRA posters have long made a habit of aping the language of legitimate social justice movements while divesting them of actual meaning. Minty Fresh has pushed further, and attempted to ape the style of actual literature authors. Of course, since he doesn’t have the first clue what he’s talking about, it quickly falls apart, but he very clearly wants to be confused with a Faulkner, Hemmingway or Steinbeck.
I just decided to class it under “not even worth responding to” because srsly, if her understanding of science is that poor, I’m never going to make any headway.
@katz, wow, just…wow!
I once knew a woman who, having discovered from my friend (a machete victim from Malawi) that houses in Malawi were £5000 each said,
‘only £5000, that’s really cheap, why did you come here then?’
Any explanation of relative income to house cost were wasted on her. I mean, she wasn’t racist, but…. By her reckoning the N word was just descriptive, yeah, never spoke to her again!
RaulGroom, just consider every thread one big trigger warning for lego stepping and bees.
And that’s real.
Well, I was going to print it, but then that extra “i” just tipped it over the edge of “too long.”
Are you ready to do this? Because I am ready to do this. Here’s the annotated version of Minter’s 2500 word screed against Columbians, disease and genetics. Thanks to Fade, who I have stolen every good quip from.
(Why bother? BECAUSE I CAN’T SLEEP AND THE INSOMNIA DRIVES ME ONNN)
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Holy hell, 0 to weird in 16 words. Well done. You have successfully turned “gamma” into a thing one can do. And you have also laid the problem for your entire thesis, which I will neatly summarize here:
Minter, Not Everyone Plays Games With Other People – Ie: The Not Everyone Is A Sociopath Hypothesis.
Why the focus on balls? Also this is the Internet, one doesn’t print anything. One posts. I thought you got your creed from the ManoSphere, why do you need public approval and printing from David and his blog? You trying to reach new markets for your strange brand of woman hating and genetics? You can combine the two, do some market research – “Minter Malarky: The Loci of Misogyny” is pretty catchy.
It’s *like* the English language I have come to know after years of studies, yet.. it isn’t. This is fascinating.
Catchy. I wonder if it includes “Oh shit, what the shit, are you shitting me with the harassment?”
As opposed to illegimate videos, which are all made on imported anti-celluloid and negative ones and zeroes for digital cameras. The UN is really going to have to crack down on those anti natural videos one of these days! Anyway, it’s not bad a video –
— and no one could find it offensive.
This is boring – so far, you haven’t said anything terrible or strange. Come on. Pull out the big guns.
I can take it! We can take it. I know you can do it, I believe in you, deliver something. Make it good!
Give me your wor— oh shit there’s the regret setting in. Oh wow. Shouldn’t tempt Fate like that, I guess. Straight from weird to “Beta and gamma men suck it up and are mostly unattractive, because pretty people are the only people that matter” to “multi-ethnic? I hardly knew her!”. If we were playing MRA Bingo, this ONE sentence would win me like, all the games.
Ever.
Wow. Not that greek numbers really *mean* anything when applied to people, and your alpha-beta-gamma thing is out (the wolf expert who published the studies have retracted and restated his comments, changing them – and some of the pack dynamic research was carried out on ARACHNIDS.
SPIDERS.)
Personally, I find all of this much more enjoyable if you pretend he’s talking about radioactive isotypes and types of radiation.
Holy shit, David is pulling a Bruce Banner! He’s going total gamma on us!
… yes, I can see why males would find the notion of being told “Please stop” offensive. Polite requests are misandry! If your sentence does not include a “SHIT” or a “FUCK” you are not respecting mens inability to understand polite communication!
No, they are chastising other males for having the temerity to actually step out of their lowly position on the way, step in front of the princeses, step by step follow them down the street and speak at them, shouting and bantering statements about how great that princess would look with a dick down her throat and is that an ass you have there? Never seen one of those before! Mmhm, take of your pants lady.
Minter! Human Communication 101: Multiple Choice Test:
You are trying to “Speak” to another human. When “Speaking”, do you:
A) Communicate in a structure dialogue intended to provide meaning
B) Indicate an interest in topics and the willingness to discuss these, namely, the topic of breasts and how much you want to touch them
C) Tell her to blow you in the alley
D) Talk about how great her ass would look bouncing up and down on your flaccid manhood?
I trust you can figure out the right answer! If you can’t, please stop – you’re making the male of the species look bad.
Yeah, it does – the subtext is that women have less rights, are less of a person, cannot be left alone on the streets and cannot rely on the idea that they shouldn’t be haphazardly interrogated by every person they met.
OH, that’s not what you said, you have it the othe way around, because in your mind, “Speaking to people” imply “Harassing them” and you communicate purely in harassment and denigration…
…. That actually explains a lot. Though.
Depends, I’ve talked to women on the street and I also haven’t. But it looks like you’re finally getting it! Awesome, the light has been shown and this was all just a misunderstanding so far. Great job, man, welcome aboard the feminist revolution. People can make choices and who they speak to is their business as long as they speak, and not, you know, harass.
Aaah.. wait.. no shit NO GIVE BACK THAT BADGE, YOU DON’T GET ONE FOR PARTIAL CREDITS! So close! Dammit.
And here we are.
Everything so far has really just been an introduction. But from this point on, we enter Vile territory. Not bad, not scary, not strange, not weird.
vile.
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But first, let’s just ask the question – do you normally pick your friends on how they look? If you do, that’s not how the rest of us do it (We pick friends because we like them. The concept of “Liking” something or someone will be covered in an advance chapter). So if you can suss out how their friends look from one video due to some… ability to magically code everyone into one of three groups then I am afraid you’re wrong.
What’s that? You *do* code people into one of three groups and derive arbitrary, conflicting ideas of who they are based on that group?
… Sigh.
If a manboob spoke to me, I would, indeed, be terrified. The lack of any part of the typical manboob that can produce sounds would indicate a severe failing of local reality, and probably an incursion of the gibbering things beyond.
So you admit to just taking other people’s defintions of things and cramming them haphazardly down anyones throat without taking out the time to describe or think about the nuances of the situation, but based on some first hand judgement?
That’s surprisingly candid and self aware of you. It almost makes me think there’s hope.
But that notion is of course destroyed here. If anyone is checking out my vitals, this would be the bit where my heart flatlined and my brain seized up, screaming in inchoate rage.
BUUUUULLLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
BUUULLLLSHIIIT.
BUUUUULLLLSHIIIIIIT—
Okay, okay, inchoate rage over with.
The organism that thrive do so only if they can thrive in the environment they are in, if they are fit for it, so that they can reliably exploit the resources and obstacles available to carry on. That’s what “Survival of the fittest” means.
The things that *fit* in the environment the best, most optimal way.
Not some mythic quality of “fittest” meaning strong, better, faster – and “Fittest” offspring meaning better, faster, stronger offspring. This is the root of your issue, and I am taking the time to type it out, because it underscores your woeful misunderstanding of everything else that follows this.
(And I also think the need to ascertain that the “fittest” things survive in a “great game” underlies your need to call people manboob and beta and gamma, because you see the world in terms of “Heroic figures” and “Slobbering manboobs”, and one is great and fit and good and strives and the other is a parasite unworthy of life.
So basically you’re the Ayn Rand of misunderstood men’s right philosophy and evolutionary psychology.
And Mittens, I say this with the utmost respect for pointless, blathering pieces of work:
You make Atlas Shrugged seem like a well written, speedy and coherent book that could use MORE monologues to spice up the exposition
Yes. That is all true. Obtuse, but true.
Survival of the fittest does in fact infer and imply that the organism most fit for the environment would thrive, no matter how it arrives at that “fitness”, because only short term gains count in relation to genetic drift.
(Genes Can’t Plan, good anxiom)
Your point would have some merit if you approached it from another angle. The Tulip Craze of the Netherlands, where mere tulips ended up ruling the economy, provide a great example of people conflating worth, value and personal sentiment. Also, it’s a great study in economic bubbles.
The notion that plants are somehow symbiotically abusing their humans and that this makes them smart is… wrong.
Want to know why?
Because we, homo sapien sapiens, have mass produced wheat, rice and corn for thousands of years in gargantuan, environmentally unsound crop concentration camps and once they have sucked up enough of the suns light and the earths blood, we? WE humans eat them. Devour them.
If plants were *Smart*, they would *not* be subject to the whim of a predator species with a voracious hunger for bread and rice cakes (Nor would they necessarily be homogenized across multiple thousands of years in order to reliably produce excess crops, resulting in increasing sensitivity to disease and insects as genetic variability in the plants themselves go down).
Huh, this theme of you saying something, and that actually being an example of humans conquering and using another species for its own gain is probably a one time issue, right?
Okay… right… SO where are you going with this?
Rabies is an interesting viral disease, but if you wanted to stick with your theme, you should have gone with the cordyceps fungus – an endoparasite with multiple species.
One variety infects ants, makes them climb grass strands to be eaten by ant eaters so that the parasites eggs can be safely hatched in the ant eater internal environment.
… I see where this is going. You’re going with the “feminisms is voracious, mind altering meme that abuses people and use them to spread itself by degrading their health and rendering them a byproduct of its own reproductive cycle”.
Dude.
Ideologues aren’t vira.
I’m… not.
Tell me, what connection are you going for here? Is it funny?
No, it’s trite old misogyny clothed in the thin veneer of science and given a smattering of prose.
The “Duality” is a construct and your mental need to boil things down to two opposing viewpoints is consistently indicative of an inability to think in larger trends… Also, you mention attractive, confident and sexy men… But those people are not necessarily intelligent, observant or perceptive.
How would they figure this out? Your theory is flawed…
… Oh shit, my bad. Your theory isn’t flawed, your theory is wrong.
So the definition of an “alpha” is “dude women have sex with, for whatever reason”. And that’s the *only* definition?
So male porn stars in man on women pornos are the greatest alpha males in the world?
But that’s not a “social position”. That’s a derived attribute. Sleeping with people tells you nothing more than someone is having sex with someone(s). That’s the only bit of information you get from that notion.
If Alpha and beta and gamma and zeta and manboobz are all different things, then your theory doesn’t *work*.
Also, thanks for that necessary slam. People here have *Cats* for Avatars. They post on an internet blog mocking misogyny.
Nothing there TELLS you about their social status. I’m the Prime Minister of Sweden, by the way, so I can tell you my social status is pretty damn high… But nevermind.
So on the basis of nothing more than a preconceived notion (this is what an alpha looks like), you disregard everyone in that video and everyone here – and their friends – despite not having visual information about most of those people.
… So grand, sweeping statements made on a whim?
Sounds scientific.
Signalling theory?
We’re… you… you are basing a grand sweeping demonization of half the human race on something so vague and unfounded and mathematically still dubious as “signalling theory”?
… I need a shot of gin.
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Okay. Moving on.
Signalling theory implies communicatin between individuals for increasing fitness, and miscommunicating is an important and difficult to resolve part of that notion. The first thing a female checks for COULD be testosterone, but that doesn’t matter if the person being checked can fake that signal.
Tadah, deodederants.
Except, shit, it’s not – the first signal anyone checks for is “Alive / dead” and then a whole bunch of others beyond that. Genes don’t know what testosterone even is, because genes don’t know anything, and a simple “If So, Then Yes” statement does not cover up the myriad, thousands of ways random miscommunications and communications can be construed.
Peacock feathers indicate that the male in question can grow large peacock feathers, but tells you nothing more than that – which might be a useful stand in for actual health, fitness and scavenging ability but it might also just mean that the peacock has had a ton of extra feathers glued on by a meddling scientists.
People are not peacocks.
Signalling theory is not good for describing the behaviour of sapient, salient species with an ability to INTENTIONALLY MISCONSTRUE SIGNALS.
MORE GIN.
No.
Wrong.
It is an important part of a larger whole in one instance in one moment if currently looking for a mate but most likely not and we can’t tell because we studied this on birds unrelated to mammals unrelated to humans.
If you are turned on the moment you see a lipstick, because the lipstick implies lips, and lips
*as we all know* implies vaginas, then I have a house on the river Rhines I want to sell to you because your ability to read signals and contracts and symbols is non existent .
… Okay. I’m listening.
So far we’ve just had gross statements and misconstruing biological research. Go on. Surprise me.
That doesn’t even connect to the previous stateme.. oh nevermind.
Did you do this research? You said it was your research. What studies? How did they define viscerally repulsed? How did they measure the physical feeling she was totally feeling? What actual data do you have? How are you arriving at these conclusions?
If people test for health and fitness, and are viscerally repulsed by those who are sick or have leprosy, what you have just discovered and stated is that:
disgust is an emotion people feel
That doesn’t help you underpin a regime of the “puddy pounders”.
Twice what value? Twice nothing? Twice 1 for 2? Twice -2 for -4? What ranges? Your NUMBERS are meaningless without context, and meaningless even within context.
Science doesn’t work like that, and don’t even get me started on the problem measuring apparently inherent attributes of mate selection based on responses to words because that is just another whole kettle of fish that we are not getting into today.
… That are getting into today, right now, right here.
First, cloaking your woman hating misogyny in some scientific jargon that seems to postulate that women are less moral and more wicked than me is so old school.
Old school like the time before Christ
Secondarily:
Attempting to describe, on a spectrum of numbers (which is still bloody weird) how people react to things is not impossible. “This word, grade that”.
Okay, easy.
Attempting to describe how people might have arrived at those conclusions is harder, but still not impossible. “This word is often used to talk about murder, and so people think murder when we use it…”
Works.
Attempting to describe inherent attributes of mate selection based on a proximate language is not only juvenile misuse of the core tenets of science, it’s also a hypothesis you cannot test. If people react badly to “faithful, nice, warm or intelligent” how do you know that is what they are reacting badly to?
They could be reacting to the way you phrase it, the surroundings, the things you measure, the thing you associate those words with (faithful? That sounds like a fantatic cultist to me).
You cannot, CANNOT, use their words to describe an apparent biological truth because language is outside of biology. It is independent of how people were acting on the savannah millions and thousands of years ago. Words describe concepts.
At *best* these “Slutty, uncivilized women who hate all that is Good” – which is what you’re really saying here, women suck, so it’s okay to hate them – have just given you a list of concepts they find particularly troubling.
In English, no fucking less.
That tells you not a damn thing about their signals in relation to mate value or what they’ll do in any circumstance.
And weren’t you harping on the fact that women are dualistic creatures with no ability to send less than two signals a few paragraphs ago? SO if you take them at their word, you’re assuming they speak the truth and really have that reaction to those statements and aren’t trying to mess up your data and a little consistency in your delusions is all I ASK FOR is that so hard? Is it?
No! She hates, IF ANYTHING, nice, warm, smart, faithful and intelligent people twice as much as she hates the opposites of those but that doesn’t make any sense.
How do you hate something twice as much as you like something else?
You are using mathematical models to describe a normative concept. You are using spectrums to add the thin veneer of quantification to concepts and notions that are, at best, fuzzy, because the world has no atoms of niceness or particles of loyalty and you cannot measure those.
It means nothing, and if I go so far as to willingly assume it means anything, all it tells me is that those people you asked, that time, were “viscerally repulsed” by their understanding of the concepts you measured, somehow.
The same way you measured how everyone’s friends in Manboobz and that video are beta losers who can’t get laid nor talk to women. Despite no evidence, confirmation or ability to know that.
So out your ass.
This data is extracted from your anus.
You are running a bullshit mining operation from your colon.
Your hypothesis is derived from pure bullshitonium.
Uranus called. They want all the Handwavium you stole from them back.
“Enough money”? Enough money overrides biological imperatives inherent in human mate selections and signals? The colour of green can override the savannah imperatives?
Wear a green suit when going to town then. It must be the colour, because you can’t tell me the female mind is evolved to compared 100000000000 usd to the levels of testosterone in mg / l of the male body.
Either humans are evolved to understand the concepts of a “dollar” and it’s part of our genetic legacy to understand, instinctually, supply and demand and the value of money in relation to other things…
… or it’s socialization, and socialized abilities inferred from groups can alter and change the parameters of an interaction.
Oh my. You either get the bullshit or the truth. Which one you gonna pick?
Sir.
This is not Science.
This is trite, bullshit makedo explanations derived from sources lodged so far up your own ass your peers could not find the papers and every citation of your work just reads “AT Least WE Think So, And That’s Real”
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Anyway, this isn’t important – this is misogony cloaked in the thin paint of science with a dash of graffiti to enable young men to learn it and understand it and then go “Cor blimey, guv’nor, this is why women are all such skanky bitch hos! I need to get my PuA on! It says so right here in the Red Queen!”
No, she hates concept you have arbitrarily decided mean something twice as much as other concepts you have abitarily decided mean something.
At best, she hates the alpha half as much as she hates the beta.
Great! In this world view, women at least get to hate everyone.
… Equality, at last
The world sends nothing at the child. Microbial evolutionary pressure is a thing, and is why humans have an immune system. But it does not mean anything more than the fact that the world we live in is full of germs, and our bodies are evolved to cope with that fact.
This is why your skin is mildly acidic, for instance.
And because of the lowered ph value of the top layer of your skin, it is clearly that when you hug a female, she registers the current acidic strength of your dermal layer and decides whether or whether not your acid warrants enough to reproduce with
SEE? I can’t do it too.
Yes, but up until 13.0000 years ago, people did not live in concentrations large enough to warrant fighting of diseases that much. Animal husbrandry brought on a whole new world of germs.
COWS ARE MISANDRY, is what I’m getting at here.
Nothing about this indicates female or male behaviour, except to note that outbreaks do in fact kill many, many people – because passive death by infection will always be much, much larger than war. Soldiers miss.
Germs don’t.
No, she comes with built in firm ware to recognize the immunostatus of people around her based on pheremonic signals generally paired with receptors in the human brain – this is why some sick people have a smell around them, it’s your brain helpfully indicating that they have a fever.
You are right about the evolution of defences against germs.
You are wrong about every other thing, ever, and that is just so sad.
Holy fucking hell. This is the motherlode of inconsistencies.
Feminism is evolutionary selected for because of the black plague? They are poor. You can rape them. That’s… Why.
It’s not genetic drift, because there is not enough genetic variants in those populations to explain a theory so absurd in its implications.
… No. The reason people go to Colombia, and not Argentina, is because the Colombian infrastructure, economy and social security services are different from the Argentinian ones. A few years ago, everyone went to Ukraine. Then everyone went to Slovakia. For a brief moment in time, a high way near the German-Poland border was the sex tourism capital of the world.
Genes cannot plan long distance travel.
Genes do not send out complicated messages across the planet that call to men and magically tell them that Colombia is the land of milk, honey and willing women.
That is the wholly and completely the same reason you can find examples of posters declaring that the wild, wanton women of the New Americas would mate with any man, at any time.
It’s marketing.
It’s people going to Colombia, reporting to other people, who go to Colombia, who spread the news, who go to Colombia.
The implication that Colombias are genetically pre-disposed to niceness towards men and a less discerning filtering mechanism for alpha / beta / gamma zeta dynamics is astounding in its wilful obtuseness and inability to understand, parse and relate to historical, economic, sociological and factual circumstance.
This is the sickest, vilest thing I have read in years.
And no, that is not some feminist ploy at shutting down debate.
That is because you are mangling the very concepts of science and genetics in an attempt to prove your point, a flawed point, by the way.
Come on man.
Come the fuck on.
And selective bred to like milk more.
That, or it’s… Feminism telling people they can have choices and a social history steadily progressing towards the notion that women are people, coupled with rising economic self dependency so one is not forced into sexual slavery.
You don’t need to invoke genetic explanations when real ones will do, y’know.
No, it takes about one second to shoot down men who do hot have the sufficient immunocompetency.
That’s it.
Your calling it “alpha-tude”, but it means nothing and is a descriptor you use to invoke a sense of the heroic into your ramblings.
I’ve read Malcolm Gladwell: Blink and Predictably Irrational and textbooks, endless textbooks, on cognitive psychology and I don’t say this to impress you, I say this to impress upon you the notion that what you are saying here is:
Wrong.
No, the possession of it show a healthy immune system, working in full accord and producing the necessary hormones required for homeostatis.
No. No.
Gods no.
Man.
Muscles are the *basics* of locomotion. Possessing them is a *requirement* of *life*. You literally cannot live without muscles. The modern obsession with abs and pecs do not mean that the world revolves around them. Adonis is beautiful, sure, but he’s not a superior man. If muscles were really the key defining factor in womens attraction:
You would not find people stating otherwise
You would never see people dating those without visible muscles
Bodybuilders would be revered as the puddy magnets of the world.
All communication would consist of someone flexing and someone else cooing admirably.
Posessing muscles is a signal that you can move yourself around. Possessing visible muscles means you are strong.
If anything in your idiotic theory holds any water, it should be that visible skin with no blemishes and a lack of open sores indicate health.
Because it does.
But no more than that.
Congruence is a social term for describing a social event.
Testosreone is a hormonal reaction.
Muscles are a biological function of the body
Arrogance, confrontation, infidelity and stupidity are all activities and emotions one engage in.
So which is it? Socialization or evolution and the body?
Or is it C) Your theory is hogwash because it assumes facts not in evidence and parameters not applicable and realities without existing.
At least twice as much as she hates the alpha. Yes, we get it. Repeating it doesn’t make it true. She doesn’t hate the beta – she hates his immune system. If the guy lived in a plastic bubble, she could love him just fine, is what you’re saying.
Any evolutionary theory that can be foiled by a plastic bubble is no theory at all.
We’ve been through this back in the multiple choice test! Time for the exam
Did you pick D? The right answer is A, not D. Dialogue. “Speak” is not “harass”. Saying someone has “great tits” does not indicate high amounts of testostereone.
Dude, you have seen the people you associate with? Right? You have talked to them? You have noticed the vehement hatred of anything ugly, right?
This isn’t even wrong, this is just a lie. I can’t argue a lie.
Again, have you seen your movement? The people you talk to? The Sphere you so desperately wish to get credit in, like a lone, slobbering beta desperate for a shot at the egg so the egg can spawn some sort of fittest credit offspring but you’ll never get your chances because your low testosterone means your sense of smell can’t pierce the plastic bubble and your blogposts just indicate a malfunctioning immune… the gin just kicked in, woaaah, I think I lost track of the metaphor there.
Men do get it.
You don’t understand how they feel.
You wrote you “Hate women” and are a “Women hater”.
You also wrote that they’re all bitches and sluts who deserve all that happen to them for being who they are.
And you are stepping just short of invoking the patriarchical stereotype of a wise, genetically pure man who can lead the stupid, blind, alpha-slaves around.
The wage gap is genetic.
The glass ceiling is because of your mitochondrial soup.
… COME ON.
Women do not “Opress men” by existing.
No, they hate most men’s immune system. Be coherent, it’s all I ask for! But you can’t even manage that.
You haven’t seen any of us in real life, again – why do you claim we’re manboobs? Have you seen anyone’s latest testereone levels?
So let me get this example straight… If she doesn’t like someone hitting on her, she dislikes the activity of labels him a creep…
… But if she does like the person hitting on her, the activities are not creepy…
… Well, fucking duh?
Your entire spiel boils down to “If she likes you, it’s because she likes you and if she doesn’t, it’s because she doesn’t”?
You don’t have to invoke the evolutionary paradigm of egg sperm Colombia beta slub manboobz video harassment bees bees my god bees to do that.
This isn’t about evolution any more. This isn’t about the reproduction of the species or the works of germs. This is about your inability to understand why other people get away with things you don’t.
This entire, elaborate display of rushed scientific boils down to you thinking “Damn those alpha people ! They get away with so much!” because you don’t get why something should work for someone else and not for you. Why can’t you if I can’t?
That’s why you’re so angry about someone wanting to be a princess or becoming Miss America, or your neighbour sleeping with someone who isn’t you. People having desires that don’t involve you is impossible.
That’s why you keep coming back here and desperately wanting more cred in the ‘Sphere.
Minter.
Mittens.
Mark.
That’s pathological narcicism, not evolution. That’s an inability to empathize, not the immunocompetency of others.
That’s your inability to realize that what you say and do is not what other people say and do.
Your privileges sir.
CHECK THEM,.
If someone tells a sexist and offensive joke, it’s sexist and offensive. No differences between who does it. The way its done and the why and the how and the joke itself, that’s all that matters.
But you don’t understand that, because to you, it’s unfair. You think someone getting yelled at because of a joke and someone else not being yelled at for the same joke is indicative of a conspiracy against people who don’t look conventionally attractive.
Bees. My god.
And that’s why you started with the video. You need to arrive at that point to explain why it makes you so angry and upset. Because other people get away with yelling “Nice ass!” and you don’t and it hurts you. Viscerally.
Well, if she’s already oppressing him, then yeah, I’d be pretty desperate too.
Because he is and also because..
… yes, creepy. Horror movies are scary, snakes are snakes, spiders are spiders. All of those apply but you of course choose to go with the one that impigns people who do it, as it’s an insult against you, because it is, it really is, any time anyone anywhere speaks out against any man it reflects back to you and talks about you and it’s all about you I SEE THE FUCKING MATRIX.
And here’s the fantasy, the power bit ,the flip around from what everyone else is not and from what you totally are, you alpha male you. Of course.
“If you were not, you would see things differently”
“If I were not me, I would have different eyes and a different face and a different mind – this is true.
But I wouldn’t be blind to suffering or misery or pain.”
“You only care because you can’t get pleasure from it, you only disregard their notions of goals and “Puddy” because you’ll never get any”
“And you are wrong. But you’ll never even know why”
And there’s the shame and the attack and the flip around against us, the belittlement of all we do. The ostracization and the marking of us as “Other”, as somehow defective, as weaker and wrong and stupid. Our choices are not choices, our choices are what we are, because we are automatons without will.
Not you, Me, not you, Me, you are not, will never be…
The first two might work. Kiiiind of.
Marijuana is of coursed smoked and enjoyed by the botanist, and crops that don’t work are ruthlessly removed.
Price bulls are medicated, steroid wasted hunks of meat barely salient of their surroundings and only allowed to mate by choice of the master of the herd, the rancher, the person in control.
If the choice is “Be the cow, be the bull or be the rancher”, you pick the rancher.
Because he protects the cows, raises them up, and eventually – eats them. No one wants to fuck a cow.
COWS ARE MISANDRY
(See? I was going somewhere with that, earlier. It wasn’t totally random).
You are the enemy, you are wrong, you do this with intent to harm me, all your activities are evil…
… But not conscious evil, it’s not really your choice, you are just an infected drone who I hate and who I will destroy and who I care for not a whit…
… so please print this letter and give me the approval I so desperately crave.
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Standard formula of narcissistic attacks:
“Declaration
Belittlement
Shame
Self aggrandatization
Self martyring
“Logic”
Ridicule
Personal attacks against unworthy enemy who are mere drone driven by impulse
Appeal to inability to change, call evil
Ask for approval”
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… I need more gin.
“I shall not please the link.”
Why will he not please the link? What does he have against links? Or is it the famous missing link, and thus impossible to please?
So, interrupting the detailed fisking to ask one simple question…why should women be sexually aroused by the trait “good father”? According to Minty’s assdata the women weren’t repulsed by the idea of a good father, it just didn’t get them hot under the collar. And why would it? “Muscles” is a potential sexual trigger in a way that “parenting skills” is not. This is not a women are evil bitches thing, it’s a “how human sexuality works” thing. Like, if you show a man photos of women being motherly and nurturing and that doesn’t give him a boner is he evil too?
Shorter version – like many MRAs, Minty seems to be offended by the fact that women’s sexual preferences are sometimes/often sexual rather than based on whatever traits he thinks women ought to value over physical appearance. And like most other MRAs, the hypocrisy given how he talks about women whose looks he doesn’t approve of is pretty funny.
*dies*
And Fibinachi wins the internets again. He’s the Schumacher of the internets, I tell ya!
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just keep coming back and thinking how this is actually the best
That ungodly screed, too revealing.
He has to believe that shit, or he wouldn’t be able to get out of bed in the morning…or god forbid, he’s have to admit that he needs to work on himself. Women don’t like it when you talk to them in the street? I believe you. You’re just an online presence here like the rest of us, but god damn I wish you’d stop posting/talking.
Interesting that Minty posted 2500 words here, and not one in the post about him.