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Saruman Vs. the Sh*tlords

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Today, something kind of amazing that’s been making its way around Tumblr: a recording of Saruman — well, someone doing a pretty good impersonation of Christopher Lee as Saruman — doing a dramatic reading of an MRA-ish rant from a Reddit shitlord.

You’ll have to listen closely, because the rant is a bit convoluted and concern-trolly. Also, the commenter comes back with a couple of edits after he gets benned from whatever subreddit this took place in, apparently SRS.

Listen to it here.

Thanks to MollyRen for bringing this to my attention.

EDITED: Definitely not Mr. Lee.

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Kittehserf
11 years ago

Pike!

Curse this Gothic lettering! 😀

On the pike of feminism sounds either like a dangerous fish who eats Male Dignity or Vlad Tepes turning feminist, a most improbable image.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

I always think Nietzsche had a cat called Abyss in mind when he wrote that.

archaeoholmes
archaeoholmes
11 years ago

PEMRA, it’s good see you’ve still got a bit of fighting spirit despite your lifetime of oppression.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

It’s amazing how he copes, isn’t it? All that hatred, wearing down his soul, every day.

archaeoholmes
archaeoholmes
11 years ago

I don’t use the word hero very often….

Jessay (@jessay)
11 years ago

I just can’t believe the dude edited his post (the reddit post this was a dramatic reading of) to add a Nietzsche quote at the end. He really believes he is a visionary huh?

Ok, off to kill my feminist plaque and go to bed.

archaeoholmes
archaeoholmes
11 years ago

Guys quoting Nietzsche is always a bit of a red flag for me

archaeoholmes
archaeoholmes
11 years ago

Ha!, Kittehserf. Also, the “I’ve read Nietzsche and that Ubermensch is, like, so me”.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

LOL gakk!

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Well, as usual I didn’t get all the writing done I intended to (curse you, distracting Manboobz!) but at least I got a picture of an oppressed white man alpha male mangina gorgeous man almost wearing knitwear done.

archaeoholmes
archaeoholmes
11 years ago

Kittehserf, I read some of your blog yesterday. It’s amazing. I was talking about it with myfella today. So interesting.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Awww, thank you!

*blushes*

*shuffles feet*

I get all excited when anyone reads it, and that people actually talk about it – wow!

*goes back to shuffling feet*

archaeoholmes
archaeoholmes
11 years ago

No need to shuffle. It’s very cool. Yes, we talked about it – it’s interesting on levels that appeal to both of us in different ways. I should post there to discuss it.

Kittehserf
11 years ago

I would love that!!! And if you want to email, have a look at the comments on the latest post – Theda Bara and I are swapping email addys, you’ll find mine in there. 🙂

archaeoholmes
archaeoholmes
11 years ago

Thanks, I will for sure. 🙂

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Yay!

Kittehserf
11 years ago

Look, we’ve almost taken over the Recent Comments bar.

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OY OY OY

/tragic bogan

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

(Brit is still awake but working on something. Also contemplating what tea to buy next.)

Kittehserf
11 years ago

You’ll be beating us at cricket next! 😀

Tea as in not tried before, or tea you’re already familiar with?

CassandraSays
CassandraSays
11 years ago

As in both what do I want for myself (tea type I’m familiar with but there are still lots of different grades etc to try, and where they’re grown makes a difference in the flavor) and also I’m looking for gifts for a friend who wants to try more Chinese tea. Since I know she has a glass teapot I’m considering getting her some tea blossoms just because they’re so pretty.

http://www.tentea.com/grteabl.html

(Click on individual pics for a bigger version of the picture)

Kittehserf
11 years ago

I might pack up here and have a look at my knitting (which I was going to do hours ago … oh well).

I shall leave you with the latest pictures showing a very popular paper bag. Novelty is everything for kitties.

Maddie the knitting cat

Fribbie, also the knitting cat

(Not that either of them actually did anything helpful – heaven forfend.)

Niters!

neuroticbeagle
11 years ago

@Kittehs I love the knitting cats faces-you know they would be giving you the finger if they had fingers. Also, doing something helpful- for a human? Miscatry! 😉

estelle
estelle
11 years ago

omfg

Viscaria
Viscaria
11 years ago

The cats get so upset when I knit around them. “What, you’re going to play with giant balls of Toy and I don’t get to play? What kind of wicked step-mommy are you??”

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