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Saruman Vs. the Sh*tlords


Today, something kind of amazing that’s been making its way around Tumblr: a recording of Saruman — well, someone doing a pretty good impersonation of Christopher Lee as Saruman — doing a dramatic reading of an MRA-ish rant from a Reddit shitlord.

You’ll have to listen closely, because the rant is a bit convoluted and concern-trolly. Also, the commenter comes back with a couple of edits after he gets benned from whatever subreddit this took place in, apparently SRS.

Listen to it here.

Thanks to MollyRen for bringing this to my attention.

EDITED: Definitely not Mr. Lee.

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8 years ago

Oh my god, that audio is hilarious.
Just listening to Saruman/the voice of Death using the kind of words and syntax you find on the internet, but saying them in this deep, refined, booming voice…lol I can’t even

8 years ago

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8 years ago

Ha ha, porn spam bots have ARRIVED! (But why this thread?)

8 years ago

Even a porn spam bot makes more sense than most of our trolls, so I’ll give it a pass on necroing an irrelevant thread.

8 years ago

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8 years ago

AKA “a really bad way to get teh sexy ambulance/fire brigade types to come to my house”!

Argenti Aertheri
8 years ago

Lamp shades people, put colored things on the OUTSIDE of them! Seriously though, why this thread?!

8 years ago

Why any thread, lol. It isn’t exactly relevant anywhere!

Also am I the only person who doesn’t think of red lighting as sexy?

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